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Naughty Barbecue

SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam And Practicing My Kiddush

I have severe kiddush performance anxiety syndrome. Click here to join the conversation. I’m answering shailos and issuing teshuvos and bestowing semicha (rabbinic ordination) and converting goyim to Orthodox Judaism. All on my cam! All my decisions are honored by … Continue reading

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Performance Anxiety

If you’re being intimate with someone who’s had a lot of partners, it’s common to have performance anxiety. How will you rate with all those who’ve come before you and in all likelihood will come after you? I have severe … Continue reading

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