- https://PayPal.Me/lukeisback
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Tag Archives: performance anxiety
Naughty Barbecue
SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys
Comments Off on Naughty Barbecue
I’m Live On My Cam And Practicing My Kiddush
I have severe kiddush performance anxiety syndrome. Click here to join the conversation. I’m answering shailos and issuing teshuvos and bestowing semicha (rabbinic ordination) and converting goyim to Orthodox Judaism. All on my cam! All my decisions are honored by … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged amazon, disciple, engineer, faith, ford, ford books, Jews, kiddush, luke ford, nbsp, new books, performance anxiety, personal tutorials, Torah
Comments Off on I’m Live On My Cam And Practicing My Kiddush
Performance Anxiety
If you’re being intimate with someone who’s had a lot of partners, it’s common to have performance anxiety. How will you rate with all those who’ve come before you and in all likelihood will come after you? I have severe … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged hebrew, jewish holidays, Judaism, kiddish, likelihood, performance anxiety, Sabbath, wine
Comments Off on Performance Anxiety