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I Cammed All Night

My new Ultravision Quickcam from Logitech has night vision, so I left it on all night as I slept, or more particularly, did not sleep, afraid I’d do something obscene that would forever shame the Jewish people. My alarm went … Continue reading

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I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad

Live in my cam chat: guest30:  Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30:  Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30:  Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading

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