Daily Archives: March 18, 2008

I’m A Shark With The Ladies

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’d like to think of myself as a ruthless exploiter of the fairer sex. It helps my self-esteem and my street cred in Pico/Robertson. Sheesh, whenever I speak to a damsel for five minutes in a public place, the poor … Continue reading →

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Has Hillary Clinton’s Menopause Rendered her Catatonic?

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

Joe emails: Barack Obama, a U.S. Senator, is a member of a church with a pastor who goes after the state of Israel like he is a hamas jugend. Said pastor goes after the US with all the conspiracy theories … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politics | Tagged Barack Obama, church member, competitor, conspiracy theories, ex cathedra, failure, free reign, guilty by association, hamas, Hillary Clinton, joke, menopause, nationalist anger, oliver stone, political discourse, rabbi, religious tolerance, state of israel, us senator, walmart | Comments Off

I Almost Died Live On My Cam

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader: hi gina Gina: Hey Honey! YourMoralLeader: how are you? Gina: Thank the good lord…. YourMoralLeader: B"H YourMoralLeader: see the play MODERN ORTHODOX? Gina: 1 and the same! Gina: Yup a while ago YourMoralLeader: B"H … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged amen brother, brocha, chick, grapes, live cam chat, Modern Orthodox, molly ringwald, nbsp, orange, oy ve, peanut butter, quot, raisin bread, toast, wrath | Comments Off

Creating A Relationship With God

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

Over Shabbat, I read a good book The Godfile: 10 Approaches to Personalizing Prayer by Aryeh Ben David. He writes on page nine: Many of us walk into a synagogue with the expectation that a spiritual experience will descend upon … Continue reading →

Posted in Aryeh Ben David, Prayer | Tagged aryeh, distractions, expectation, prayer book, prayerbook, relationship with god, shabbat, spiritual connection, spiritual experience, spiritual feelings, Synagogue, Truth | Comments Off

Obama’s Pastor:

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

Robert J. Avrech writes: Here’s Barak Obama’s religious adviser, whoops, excuse me, former religious adviser, former pastor, on Israel. Hey, when did Wright become Barak’s former pastor? Wow, that was fast. And where’s Wright? In Africa. That’s convenient. But Barak … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Israel | Tagged american jew, barak obama, blood libels, david duke, dirty word, dog catcher, jay leno, mdash, michelle wright, mosque, president of the united states, rabbi, religious adviser, s pastor, seditious speech, Synagogue, traitor, u s senate, uniter, wedding ceremony | Comments Off

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