Daily Archives: March 22, 2008

‘Your —– Goes Up And Down Like WiFi’

Ding, ding, ding. We’ve got signal! We’ve got a strong signal. Oh no, we were dropped. They turned on their security. Let me go over here. No signal. Hmm. I’ll walk around the neighborhood looking for WiFi. I’m picking up … Continue reading

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‘Are You Homeless, Mentally Ill Or Deranged?’

Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine was taking a nap in her crowded car at the LA Public Library on Overland — Rancho Park. A strange man (a high school AP English teacher) approached. "Are you OK?" he asked. "I’m … Continue reading

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Is It Weird To Sit At Home On A Saturday Night And Wait To Be Complimented On My Homeless Appearance?

From my live cam chat: guest21:  Even KSEX is better than this. And they are off the air. GROVER:  u frm  texas els? ElShaddai:  Yes I am Grover ElShaddai:  I love the dry heat ElShaddai:  It reminds me of the … Continue reading

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Let’s Compare The Los Angeles Beit Din With The RCC’s Conversion To Orthodox Judaism

The RCC conversion is universally accepted throughout the Jewish world, including Israel. Nobody will question your Jewish bonafides once you achieve it. The Los Angeles Beit Din is an easier route even though they reject nine out of ten applicants. … Continue reading

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My Wounded Inner Child

I recently got pushed to articulate why I fear being clingy. (I’m only a tad less lonely and clingy because I have God, but that does make a difference.) Instead of hanging around people and trying to start up conversations, … Continue reading

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