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Monthly Archives: March 2008
Chaim Amalek: ‘If you let the word out that shul was the place to get laid, many fallen Jews would attend’
Chaim says: "Think of the holy work you could be doing! This is no joke. You could be monetizing this, and bringing fallen secular Jews closer to HaShem. I could write half of this book in a week for you. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged amalek, armed guards, ball park, God, haircut, joke, kiddish, live cam chat, meeting women, monday afternoon, pigeons, polo shirts, poor man, quot quot, secular jews, shabbat, story of my life, time stamp, video work, walmart, wave your hands, Yarmulke
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Former governor, wishes to remain anonymous! 4500 roses from my garden – 48
From Craigslist: Former governor (wishes to remain anonymous!) offers 4500 roses from my garden. Generous benefactor seeks young, struggling college girl or aspiring artist-type. If you are not in my immediate vicinity, I can pay for the train ride. Discretion … Continue reading
Posted in Eliot Spitzer
Tagged artist type, aspiring artist, college girl, discretion, generous benefactor, nbsp, roses, train ride, vicinity
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I’m Singing ‘Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport’ On My Live Cam
Click here to join Holly Randall in my chat room: guest213: holly randall is lesbian guest210: who gave you that shirt? YHWH: luke what sort of trauma has holly randall experienced YHWH: only you would know susie: i agree with … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged camz, chat room, diaphragm, elshaddai, Emma, funky music, hard time, holl, Holly Randall, israeli sluts, jewish wife, kangaroo, kangaroo down sport, landlord, live cam, love life, nbsp, nebbish, susie, yhwh
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Memo To Mainstream Media
If you want to constantly attack payday loans, then abandon any pretense to journalistic objectivity. The articles recently published about this matter, all of them vilifying the practice of payday lending, fail even the most basic standards of decent reporting. … Continue reading
Posted in Economics, Journalism
Tagged crazy idea, economic backgrounds, financial institutions, incomes, journalistic objectivity, mainstream media, narratives, New York Times, newspapers, payday loans, pretense, profession, short term loans, suggestion, testimonies, washington post
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Come To Me
I’m recreating Studio 54 at the hovel. I’ve imitated Dudley Moore’s get-up in 1978’s Foul Play. I’m setting everything up so the men dance on one side of the hovel and the women on the other. A kosher dress code … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged dress code, dudley moore, foul play, hovel, men dance, original version, quot, studio 54
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