Click here to join Holly Randall in my chat room:
guest213: holly randall is lesbian
guest210: who gave you that shirt?
YHWH: luke what sort of trauma has holly randall experienced
YHWH: only you would know
susie: i agree with you ElShaddai
guest6677: xpt psychology session
Emma: -humming-
guest218: uh hello is this thing on?
User guest218 left the room.
YourMoralLeader: http://www.lukeford.net/archives/updates/080320.htm
ElShaddai: yes we hear you
YourMoralLeader: my workoout video
Emma: lol the funky music
guest213: luke why not move to israel?
User HollyRandall (66.214.93.11) entered the room.
ElShaddai: I wish all webcams could be like Lukes webcam. It’s filled with love understanding and truth
HollyRandall: i didn’t realize clicking on this link automatically logs me in
YHWH: what kind of credentials do you have to show in Israel
User Emma left the room.
ElShaddai: its really her
ElShaddai: will they allow you to bring your camz to Israel?
guest221: its the scammer
YHWH: some of those israeli sluts are awesome
ElShaddai: then go forth my son
HollyRandall: were you singing to me?
HollyRandall: i don’t have the volume on
guest221: what happened to lukeford.com i wonder
YHWH: a nebbish like you shouldn’t have a hard time find ing a bossy jewish wife to take over your life
YHWH: sing it out loud luke!
YHWH: sing from the heart
YHWH: sing from the diaphragm
HollyRandall: ok now i know why i don’t have the volume on– that music sounds terrible
HollyRandall: turning it back off
ElShaddai: his landlord will think hes got kids in there again
guest213: he have this song in repeat
YourMoralLeader: how’s your love life holly? How can I help? Tell me where it hurts
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HollyRandall: it’s good
HollyRandall: i had a date with a nice Jewish boy last night
YHWH: nice
HollyRandall: we talked about God, marriage, kids, and death all on the first date
HollyRandall: hahaha
YHWH: luke you’re a romantic
YHWH: that’s what every girl wants to hear, conversion
YHWH: speak up burg
YHWH: don’t be reticent
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YourMoralLeader: where r u and God these days holy?
YHWH: tie me moral leader down
ElShaddai: hahaha at YHWH
HollyRandall: we’re in talks 😉
HollyRandall: i’m working on my spirituality
User guest213 changed their name to JesusChrist.
HollyRandall: i wouldn’t say i’m religious by any means
JesusChrist: hi luke i am your father
JesusChrist: come with my to my salvation kingdome
BurgandhisBurgness: That is Darth´s line.
ElShaddai: hush Son
JesusChrist: kingdome
JesusChrist: kingdong
YHWH: holly isnt you mother jewish
YHWH: i’d swear she was
User guest223 changed their name to JimBXPT.
HollyRandall: um, no
HollyRandall: nobody in my family is Jewish
BurgandhisBurgness: Holly, were you ever asked to piss in Luke´s mouth?
JesusChrist: Holly are you baptist?
YourMoralLeader: how many jews have you seduced holly?
HollyRandall: nah he wasn’t that adventurous
JesusChrist: lutheran?
HollyRandall: i don’t know Luke– I never ask someone what their religious denomination is before i take their pants off
JesusChrist: mormon?
ElShaddai: can you play Waltzing Matilda next?
YourMoralLeader: watch your language guys or i’ll have to ban you even if I love you
HollyRandall: i don’t know exactly what religion my mom was raised in– i don’t think she was raised very religiously
JesusChrist: who had bad language?
ElShaddai: having them drop trou might be a quick way to check Holly
HollyRandall: hahaha
HollyRandall: everyone is circumsized these days, so i don’t think that method works
JesusChrist: euro studs no
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JimBXPT: Drinking Urine? The beard? For the love of Christ, SOMEBODY confiscate his weapon before he hurts himself!!!!
JesusChrist: Holly are you baptist?
YourMoralLeader: how many jews have you seduced holly?
HollyRandall: nah he wasn’t that adventurous
JesusChrist: lutheran?
HollyRandall: i don’t know Luke– I never ask someone what their religious denomination is before i take their pants off
JesusChrist: mormon?
ElShaddai: can you play Waltzing Matilda next?
YourMoralLeader: watch your language guys or i’ll have to ban you even if I love you
HollyRandall: i don’t know exactly what religion my mom was raised in– i don’t think she was raised very religiously
JesusChrist: who had bad language?
ElShaddai: having them drop trou might be a quick way to check Holly
HollyRandall: everyone is circumsized these days, so i don’t think that method works
JesusChrist: euro studs no
ElShaddai: show us your digeridoo luke
JohnRittersWidow: how about a few chorus’ of Waltzing Matilda
JohnRittersWidow: you can march around the room while you sing it
ElShaddai: A Better World thru Australian Singalongs
RussianDragon: rolf harris jeez
RussianDragon: he terrorized me on brittish tv in my youth
YourMoralLeader: Holly, I wanna redecorate the hovel to look like Studio 54
JohnRittersWidow: Studio 54….hahahaaaaa The Hovel is smaller than stidio 54’s restroom
HollyRandall: hot pink would suit you i think
RussianDragon: HOLLY FOR PRESIDENT
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JesusChrist: LOLLLLLL!!!!
Hello: straighten up you books
JesusChrist: luke what are you doing now? no work?
RussianDragon: yes your books are falling
guest227: he is shaming us all
guest221: hes trying to find out who i am
JesusChrist: did god dont punish lazy people?
guest227: blasphemy
guest6677: he’s providing us with moral leadership
guest227: dusgrace
guest221: i dought that
JesusChrist: waht is yor monthly income now?
YourMoralLeader: $1200
guest221: 0
guest227: what about his poor mother?
guest227: ay yay yay
guest240: Your a heart wrenching case, Luke
RussianDragon: i’m getting hunry seeing hilm eat
guest240: Obviously Judaism has a much richer heritage and culture than Adventism
guest240: I defied Sister White and bought Bear Stearns. It jumped 90% today
guest240: Should I follow Jesus teaching on fiscal responsibility or Sr. White on avoid the stock market? She did say to avoid speculation, didn’t she?
YourMoralLeader: 240, follow the Torah and choose life!
Emma: I will be putting it up this week sometime Luke..I shall let you know.
guest240: So was earning 90% today a sin?
YourMoralLeader: awesome
YourMoralLeader: no, it was a blessing from HaShem
YourMoralLeader: G-d wants you to be rich!
guest240: Well, Abraham refused to accept the booty from the kings because he wanted it known that his success came from HaShem
guest240: Do you prefer poverty to a questionable source of income?
guest240: Rather be a doorkeeper in the house of Hashem than to dwell in the tents of wickedness?
guest240: Would you consider a former Adventist, Asian, who converted to Judaism, as a wife?
DiscoDuck: what did you do for purim?
YourMoralLeader: the usual
YourMoralLeader: prayer, food
janice: hahahahahahahah
janice: hahahahahahahah
DiscoDuck: besides getting drunk and waking up next to a young asian boy
janice: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
janice: hahahahahaq
YourMoralLeader: he was 18
DiscoDuck: sex?! who was the lucky guy?
janice: holy moly
DiscoDuck: at least you wore lamb skin
janice: bye mr. dragon
YourMoralLeader: disco, i was doing kiruv
DiscoDuck: did you dress up aside from your regular wst holyhood outfit?!
YourMoralLeader: didnt dress up , my choices were too radical — G-d or spitzer
guest240: Women that I love seem to die unexpectedly
DiscoDuck: you know what gets me about purim?
guest240: There was Carol, in Belize
DiscoDuck: people spend so much on friends with the misloach manos
DiscoDuck: but they won’t give tot he poor
guest240: There was Joyce, in Redondo Beach
guest240: There was Leng Yue in Zhengzhou
guest264: you that bad a mate 240 that they all preferred death?
janice: do you kill them 240?
DiscoDuck: I hate sounding judgemental but poeple are so phony when it comes to mitzvahs at times
guest240: That’s only three
guest240: Carol, I expected her to healed by Jesus
janice: eheheeheh @ 264
guest240: I travelled across Mexico, expecting to find her rejoicing in Jesus, but she was dead when I got there
guest240: Shipping her body back to the USA was problematic
YourMoralLeader: I hate that
YourMoralLeader: so awkward
guest240: Corpses don’t travel easily across international boundaries
DiscoDuck: he’s an ex con mate
DiscoDuck: look at the pin stripped shirt
guest240: She won’t be zaftig, unless you get especially lucky
DiscoDuck: damn scientologists keep sending stuff to my house
SloppyJoe: The apple does not fall far from the tree
Taylor: just read your wiki bit
YourMoralLeader: is everybody working for the weekend?
Taylor: some roll way down the hill
SloppyJoe: Only the ones with worms penetrating them
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SloppyJoe: What is that horrible music?
SloppyJoe: Play some Peter Paul and Mary
janice: i found luke and redemption
SloppyJoe: Did everyone have a nice Easter?
Taylor: luke you wanta take my plane and go see janice?
Taylor: she’s great fun
guest289: you f**king queer
guest289: die of aids jew boy
YourMoralLeader: ya got a plane?
SloppyJoe: Luke, do a chaver a favor. If you won’t take up that offer, I will go in your place
guest289: your jew beard has aids
YourMoralLeader: I’ll go!
guest289: like your parents did on their way to the oven
born2lead: i’m not sure why he referenced the Torah
Taylor: janice and I ususally go out on thursdays and discuss the torah and have dinner
SloppyJoe: If you let me go in your staid, I will say a good word about you to the assembled at Zabars
Handful: You ever coming back to XPT? You are missed
YourMoralLeader: no
SloppyJoe: Are you making the money a Jew needs to make to be a Jew?
ChaimAmalek: Remember, God does not want the chosen few to be poor
janice: i do have to say that i am happy luke is here
Taylor: as we all are janice
janice: i cannot stop smiling!
Taylor: he’s great isnt he?
janice: i cannot leave this site
User guest289 changed their name to Nigger.
Nigger: dumb jew bought one song from itunes
ChaimAmalek: I make this man the success he is today
Emma: Well i’m off…just thought id stop by and say I liked your autobiography Luke
Emma: Bye bye again!
Emma: hehe
Taylor: maybe 94 at best
ChaimAmalek: 94?
YourMoralLeader: thanks
Taylor: yes 96 was a bad year for AOL
ChaimAmalek: Luke, should I switch to Prodigy?
User Emma left the room.
Taylor: lol
ChaimAmalek: Compuserve costs too much
Taylor: what year you in now Chaim?
ChaimAmalek: And my 8086 isn’t fast enough for AOL
ChaimAmalek: I go all the way back to line editors on the internet
Taylor: i just put in another 4 mb of memory
ChaimAmalek: Delphi.
ChaimAmalek: 4MEG? That’s one long paper tape!
Taylor: where will it all end
ChaimAmalek: Holerith cards
ChaimAmalek: 80 characters each card
Taylor: unbelievable
Taylor: I just cant keep up
