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Orthodox Girls Gone Wild – Hitting Hollywood Saturday Night For A Birthday Party
I wake up Saturday morning with a tickle in my throat. What’s she doing here? I contemplate skipping motzei Shabbat karaoke but don’t want to leave the boyfriend in the lurch. Poor man. Without me, he’d be stuck in a … Continue reading
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! Emma: Burt.. Lukes first book is amazing get it! StuntmanBurt: What’s it about? Gina: He is now working on one about this chatroom YourMoralLeader: A Rebel Without A Shul Gina: Luke joins the Hungarian … Continue reading
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Tagged back yard, californian, charlie manson, cracks, Emma, french maids uniform, hot women, hovel, hungarian, Mafia, massive blocks, new perfume, Oprah, pleasure of your company, poor man, pregnant man, profile view, shul, starbucks, Yeshiva
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‘Thanks to the Lord for giving me this Mexican to water my lawn and blow my leaves away’
I’ve got the Luke Ford Fan Blogger in my live cam chat tonight (then Eliot Stein joined us): CXXX: so how long does luke actually sit on here at night? Wookie: should pull out a belt for s**ts and giggles … Continue reading
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Tagged blessings, blogger, chat room, Eliot Stein, followers, fool, ford fan, God, Google, goyim, hotcakes, jewish temples, leaves, live cam chat, luke ford, mail, nbsp, poor man, quietstorm, quot, Synagogue, synagogues, thanks to the lord, transcripts, writing books
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Chaim Amalek: ‘If you let the word out that shul was the place to get laid, many fallen Jews would attend’
Chaim says: "Think of the holy work you could be doing! This is no joke. You could be monetizing this, and bringing fallen secular Jews closer to HaShem. I could write half of this book in a week for you. … Continue reading
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Tagged amalek, armed guards, ball park, God, haircut, joke, kiddish, live cam chat, meeting women, monday afternoon, pigeons, polo shirts, poor man, quot quot, secular jews, shabbat, story of my life, time stamp, video work, walmart, wave your hands, Yarmulke
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