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Monthly Archives: March 2008
I’m Live On My Cam And Teaching Torah!
Click here to check out my cam. I’ve got the Rambam, Jesus Christ, YHWH and El Shaddai in my chat room taking questions. Our topic today is menstruation and shaking hands with women which I try to avoid as it … Continue reading
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Thoughts On This Week’s Torah Portion – Shemini
Rabbi Shlomo Riskin’s commentary. According to the Ramban, the strange fire offering by Aaron’s sons Nadav and Avihu is that they wanted a relationship with G-d without judgment. They just wanted it to be all love and no relationship and … Continue reading
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I Cammed All Night
My new Ultravision Quickcam from Logitech has night vision, so I left it on all night as I slept, or more particularly, did not sleep, afraid I’d do something obscene that would forever shame the Jewish people. My alarm went … Continue reading
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Tagged downside, fridge, green tea, hand towel, hes, hubble bubble toil and trouble, jub, jug, logitech, night vision, prophet, quickcam, quietstorm, rambam, shaking hands, small blessings, toil and trouble, tuesday morning, tzitzit, yhwh
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I Need To Buy A Car
Any recommendations? My 1982 car needs a new engine. It would cost a minimum of $2500. Sounds like time for a change. Maybe I’ll lease? PS. I told the garage to put everything back and let me drive away. They … Continue reading