Category Archives: Personal

Rabbi Gadol Fears For My Neshama

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Luke Ford

The holy rabbi — he’s not a compromising Modern Orthodox, he’s the real thing, a fair dinkum rabbi — is in my chat room right now dispensing brachas: RabbiGadol: A nice woman, his age, from a good family. Very much … Continue reading →

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The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Luke Ford

For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun! guest7: what is it with you and brad pitt and chipmunk cheeks? YourMoralLeader: praise the good L-rd guest7: there must be something about both of your facial structures that causes your cheeks to look … Continue reading →

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Luke In London, Paris In Sept. 2005

Posted on April 13, 2008 by Luke Ford

Sept 19-26 was fashion week, this is Luke, a few hours off the plane on Sept 19 evening before a Versace premiere Luke in front of Tower Bridge, beside the Thames, Sep 20 Luke in front of the Tower of … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 13, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun. Guest43: luke you are a grecian god without any formula Guest43: mmm… breakfast of champions welshdragon: lo u’re up early Guest43: he was partying with they young ones last night welshdragon: just got out … Continue reading →

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Feeling My Age

Posted on April 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

So three women in their twenties call me Saturday night and invite me to go out with them. I dress up in my Saturday night finest and after an hour or so of chit chat, they’re ready to hit the … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun and pour some sugar on me! Emma: Is it peaceful in shul? guest85: its only peaceful when suntanning in the back yard of ones house Emma: He looks peaceful when he is sunbathing… russiandragon: … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun! guest2: i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now YourMoralLeader: oy ve YourMoralLeader: are you doing … Continue reading →

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I Eat Lunch With The Homeless

Posted on April 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

Video At 11:45 a.m. as I was preparing to snag my beauty rest in the sun, I got a message that I could get a free lunch at a local shul that feeds the homeless. It seemed like a good … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam With Reverend Des!

Posted on April 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun: My patented "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" workout routine is now live. If you try it faithfully every day for two weeks, you are guarenteed to lose two inches off your thighs and add … Continue reading →

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