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Emma: Is it peaceful in shul?
guest85: its only peaceful when suntanning in the back yard of ones house
Emma: He looks peaceful when he is sunbathing…
russiandragon: Bringin’ On the Heartbreak
guest85: nude sunbathing is the ultimate in peacefullness
russiandragon: ok guys c u later (perhaps)
russiandragon: byeeeeeee
russiandragon: i’ll try to make it quick and painless
Emma: What?
russiandragon: it has been nice meeting you all
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HollyRandall: omg luke you look… um…
HollyRandall: crazy? homeless? not sure how to put it
HollyRandall: actually you look perfect for your upcoming portrait
YourMoralLeader: hey
YourMoralLeader: thank you
YourMoralLeader: smooth talker
YourMoralLeader: you always could charm my pants right off me
YourMoralLeader: I cut my own hair this week, Holly.
YourMoralLeader: I’ll do yours for $20.
HollyRandall: haha
HollyRandall: yeah right
YourMoralLeader: Holly, I’d like you to meet my future wife — Emma.
YourMoralLeader: Emma, this is Holly.
Emma: Hi Holly
HollyRandall: you poor dear
YourMoralLeader: Try to hide your jealousy, Holly.
Emma: lol
YourMoralLeader: I’m sorry Holly, but I had to trade you in for a younger model.
HollyRandall: riiiight
YourMoralLeader: Holly, meet honorable wife #2 — Gina.
YourMoralLeader: Holly, Emma and I would like to hire you to photograph our wedding and do the catering. How much would that be?
Gina: always a bridesmaid
Emma: Hey Khun
KhunDiddy: Hi Kids
YourMoralLeader: Hey pops, meet Holly.
KhunDiddy: Holly? Hi Holly
HollyRandall: i only shoot the consummation, not the actual wedding
KhunDiddy: Holly I know you love Luke but he’s smitten with Emma now
Gina: your late then
KhunDiddy: do you feel rejected
Gina: lukes connsumated emma many times…
Gina: in his mind
KhunDiddy: heart to heart….hands accross the water
HollyRandall: rejected? more like i dodged a bullet
Emma: lol
KhunDiddy: love knows no bounds
Gina: thats about the size of it
KhunDiddy: don’t give Luke up Emma
HollyRandall: luke’s only bounds is that he won’t take his socks off
Gina: but luke’s a good shot
Emma: Nope
HollyRandall: is that still true?
Emma: lol
HollyRandall: cause that just kills me
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HollyRandall: mismatched ones, too
KhunDiddy: Emma won’t mind if Luke keeps his socks on….it’s cold over there in Old Blarney
Gina: safe socks?
KhunDiddy: Emma will you make love to Luke if he has his socks on?
HollyRandall: hey Luke when my photo book comes out i’m going to send you a signed copy, but i’ll put black tape over all the naughty bits so you don’t relapse
YourMoralLeader: Thank you
YourMoralLeader: I’ve always loved the way you shoot green beans.
KhunDiddy: we all want to se those photos Holly
YourMoralLeader: Your book is coming out this decade?
HollyRandall: yeah i’m getting a late start on my veggie garden this year
HollyRandall: yes
KhunDiddy: naturally we don’t want to pay for them though
HollyRandall: i’ve submitted the last of my images
HollyRandall: signed the contract
YourMoralLeader: I heard you got busted on federal obscenity charges, Holly? I’ll visit you in prison.
HollyRandall: it will be out before the end of the year
Gina: hows your patch?
KhunDiddy: great
KhunDiddy: sens me a copu….gratis
YourMoralLeader: Who’s publishing? Will you be writing anything in there or is it just all flesh?
HollyRandall: nah i don’t shoot girls doing enemas and shooting them into other people’s mouth
KhunDiddy: Luke should write the intro
HollyRandall: mouths
HollyRandall: all flesh baby
YourMoralLeader: publisher?
HollyRandall: Goliath Books is the publisher
YourMoralLeader: they’re faves of mine
KhunDiddy: Luke will you write a forward to Holly’s book?
YourMoralLeader: If Emma says that’s ok>
KhunDiddy: Emma?
YourMoralLeader: Mazal tov, Holly.
KhunDiddy: are you jealous?
KhunDiddy: Emma
KhunDiddy: will you be jealous if Luke writes a forward to Holly’s book?
HollyRandall: Luke why do I have a feeling Emma is another keyboard next to the one you’re using?
YourMoralLeader: Because you have a cold cynical heart, Holly.
KhunDiddy: I’ve sen her she has a great eye
HollyRandall: that’s true
YourMoralLeader: what’s your favorite boy band, Holly?
russiandragonsghost: strange the heartache is still the same
russiandragonsghost: strange since i technically don’t have a heart
russiandragonsghost: peacefull here
russiandragonsghost: i see a man with a beard
russiandragonsghost: it’s not luke
russiandragonsghost: it’s G-d i think
YourMoralLeader: All we need is Rev. Des.
Emma: Why g-d
Emma: aha luke
russiandragonsghost: we cannot pronounce his name
Emma: Icing on the cake
russiandragonsghost: he says i was stupid
Emma: Why?
russiandragonsghost: to committ suicide
Emma: Why can’t you say his name
YourMoralLeader: is there no one who you fear to say their name, emma?
YourMoralLeader: Like your fave IRA leader?
Emma: I don’t fear God
russiandragonsghost: lol
YourMoralLeader: the ones you hide in your basement
Emma: No interest in the IRA
russiandragonsghost: mm
Emma: I don’t have a basement
YourMoralLeader: Do you have a workman’s entrance?
Emma: lol
Emma: No
russiandragonsghost: i think there are warts there
Emma: warts are gone!
Emma: lol
Emma: All burnt off
Emma: As of today
russiandragonsghost: it’s peacefull here
mee: HI Luke
YourMoralLeader: hi
Emma: Hiya Mee
HollyRandall: you know what sucks about this chat thing?
YourMoralLeader: what?
HollyRandall: if you try to scroll up to read what you’ve missed, once someone writes in something new you get pushed back down to the bottom
YourMoralLeader: Holly, is it ok to dress up like a Nazi for sexual reasons?
mee: Whats with the thing coming from your ears????
Emma: Yep
YourMoralLeader: Holly, just go to lukeford.net and I have the best bits there.
Emma: lol
YourMoralLeader: All the naughty bits.
KhunDiddy: have to say GOOD DAY wifey wants to watch her Thai programs on the computer..Be Well Friends
YourMoralLeader: I have to work on my social skills.
Emma: Why
russiandragonsghost: he has none
Emma: Don’t we all
Emma: From time to time..
YourMoralLeader: into the file
Emma: Getting bigger..
YourMoralLeader: when I look at you
Emma: lmao
Welshdragon: not very moral boss!!
Emma: shhh
Welshdragon: just out of interest how big you planning on growing ya beard?
YourMoralLeader: Emma, when you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Emma: Guess
diedfromheartache: singer
YourMoralLeader: singer
Emma: Correct
Emma: My teachers couldn’t get me to shut up
YourMoralLeader: What crowd did you hang out with in high school?
Emma: I sang everywhere
Emma: I had a few frineds
Emma: The unpopular crowd
Emma: And I always said to myself
Emma: I will be somebody one day….
YourMoralLeader: what do you love and hate about yourself?
YourMoralLeader: Funny, I said that same thing over and over. Look what happened.
Emma: lol
Emma: You are someone Luke
Emma: Special
YourMoralLeader: 🙂
Emma: 🙂
diedfromheartache: 🙂
diedfromheartache: let’s all smile
diedfromheartache: 🙂
Emma: I hate that I care so much about people sometimes
Emma: Even when they don’t care about me
YourMoralLeader: Dragon!@
diedfromheartache: what
Welshdragon: ffs i’m off to get a tissue!!
Emma: I love…
Emma: lmao!
Welshdragon: i was popular-no worries!!
Emma: I love that i’m different…
diedfromheartache: i care too much
Emma: lol welsh
Welshdragon: over the moon!!
Emma: And far away..
YourMoralLeader: from me?
YourMoralLeader: I was told to introduce myself to Emma: There’s no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but there’s this.
WELSH: thisd one time at band camp-emma had this itch!!
Emma: Ok this one time… at band camp
Emma: I had this itch
Emma: lol
WELSH: she went to the gp’s
Emma: I did
WELSH: and the doc said..
Emma: its
Emma: Low Lunar Orbit?
WELSH: every time there a low lunar orbit emma gets the itch, now i won’t go into where i think thats for emmas discrection
Emma: All over Welsh
Emma: It’s crazy!
YourMoralLeader: do you get violent before your monthly emma?
Emma: lmao… yes
Emma: I go green and turn into a monster
Emma: Start smashing things
ChaimAmalek: OMG, I missed out on chatting with the woman I wanted to marry, back when I wanted to marry a woman, Miss Holly Randall
ChaimAmalek: But Luke insisted that I back off.
Emma: Do you want to marry a man now?
ChaimAmalek: I am asexual now
Emma: aha
ChaimAmalek: I am thinking about the priesthood
Emma: hmmm
ChaimAmalek: This music makes me want to sell all of my earthly possessions and move to a monastery
ChaimAmalek: And chant, light candles, chant some more. Maybe bury the victims of plague
Emma: lol
ChaimAmalek: The robes of a monk favor my figure
Emma: lol tut tut
ChaimAmalek: Emma, the next time you see a rainbow, imagine that the far end of it leads to Luke’s pants
russiandragon: ewwwwwww
russiandragon: now i won’t sleep 4 sure
ChaimAmalek: I need to try that. But the homeless in NY are not at the same level as what shows up in your shuls
ChaimAmalek: I’m thinking of going to Eliot Spitzer’s temple, or the one he would go to if he went to one, Temple Emmanuel. Its the one for billionaire reform jews
ChaimAmalek: I will drive the money changers from the temple in my monk’s garb
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ChaimAmalek: Some, where, over the rain-bow, skies are blue
Emma: lol
ChaimAmalek: And Luke’s pants will await you there for a taste in shul
ChaimAmalek: Christians have all the best music.
Emma: I agree
ChaimAmalek: Jewish liturgical music is terrible old man coughing up phlegm music
Emma: lol lovley
russiandragon: ok bk
ChaimAmalek: Who is this Jew?
Emma: lol
Emma: wb
ChaimAmalek: He sounds like the sort who pollute our culture.
ChaimAmalek: Typical semite.
russiandragon: you like the new guestbook entry emma
ChaimAmalek: This is what it sounds like when Jews get together. Emma, are you up for this?
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ChaimAmalek: That, and haggling
Emma: Say again Chaim
Emma: Russian you turned me greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
ChaimAmalek: This is what it sounds like when jews get together. Emma are you up for a lifetime of listening to this?
russiandragon: you said you turned green
Emma: Lol Chaim
russiandragon: i wanted to see that for myself
ChaimAmalek: Jews.
Emma: I don’t wanna be green 🙁
ChaimAmalek: Jews that make it hard for decent Jews like me.
russiandragon: well by your own admission
russiandragon: you turned green
ChaimAmalek: I try to live an unobjectionable life,yet I am called to task for the cultural pollution of others
russiandragon: and become a monster
russiandragon: :p
russiandragon: now we can see
Emma: Yeah it was a joke
russiandragon: mm
ChaimAmalek: New Nuremberg laws would begin with denying Jews access to the internet
russiandragon: i guess i better go to bed
ChaimAmalek: If we could but Christianize our television and blogs and the like, all would be well
ChaimAmalek: rd, where do youlive?
russiandragon: in belgium
russiandragon: chaim
ChaimAmalek: so it is late.
russiandragon: yes very
ChaimAmalek: Lots of Muslims there plotting your doom
ChaimAmalek: day and night
russiandragon: yes i know
ChaimAmalek: Women in veils, and white men in retreat
Emma: its not funnnnnnnnnnnny
ChaimAmalek: Who can say what this fellow cackles at?
ChaimAmalek: What’s not funny?
russiandragon: they won’t blow up the place where they live
ChaimAmalek: New Nuremberg laws would begin with denying Jews access to the internet
ChaimAmalek: If we could but Christianize our television and blogs and the like, all would be well
ChaimAmalek: rd, where do youlive?
russiandragon: in belgium
russiandragon: chaim
ChaimAmalek: so it is late.
russiandragon: yes very
ChaimAmalek: Lots of Muslims there plotting your doom
ChaimAmalek: day and night
russiandragon: yes i know
ChaimAmalek: Women in veils, and white men in retreat
ChaimAmalek: Who can say what this fellow cackles at?
ChaimAmalek: What’s not funny?
russiandragon: they won’t blow up the place where they live
ChaimAmalek: but they will blow up their subways and the like
ChaimAmalek: There have been plots
russiandragon: yup
russiandragon: they have all been foiled
ChaimAmalek: I saw that movie short from the Netherlands on Islam before it got pulled.
ChaimAmalek: Scary stuff.
ChaimAmalek: words you don’t want to hear on a subway: "Aluahu Akbar!"
ChaimAmalek: As the sun sets over LA, Luke prepares to greet his sabbath queen
russiandragon: he washes himself
russiandragon: great
ChaimAmalek: This music makes me want to go to church
russiandragon: once a week
russiandragon: before the sabbat
Emma: You can hear music?
russiandragon: yes
ChaimAmalek: When’s the next big Christian holiday?
russiandragon: i hear angels
ChaimAmalek: Christians need more holidays
russiandragon: no seriously i hear piano
ChaimAmalek: Asdo I
ChaimAmalek: nice Christian-composed music
russiandragon: have you ever been in belgium chaim
Emma: I must be deaf
ChaimAmalek: Nope
russiandragon: you should visit antwerp
russiandragon: jew capital of b elgium
ChaimAmalek: Belgium should have been partitioned in 1915 to end the war. part to France, the rest to Holland,and the colonies to Germany
Emma: You ever been to Ireland Chaim?
russiandragon: i bet he would like to
ChaimAmalek: No, but if you invite me and promise to fix me up with say, a classmate, I might go
Emma: lol
Emma: I’ll think about it………
russiandragon: the irish touristboard will thank you emma
ChaimAmalek: I promise to behave, as I have no sexual impulses to taint a simple shared cup of tea
russiandragon: since you are here
Emma: Of course
russiandragon: everyone wants to go and visit ireland
ChaimAmalek: The problem is that the dollar is soooooo weak now
Emma: Indeed!
ChaimAmalek: We get screwed with paying for things in Euros
Emma: True
russiandragon: yup
ChaimAmalek: Stuff that used to cost us a dollar is now, what, $1.60?
russiandragon: people go and buy tgheir iphones in the states
ChaimAmalek: Our economy is increasingly pathetic
Emma: Ridiculas
ChaimAmalek: How much is oil in Belgium/Ireland?
russiandragon: bloody expensive
Emma: Not sure…
russiandragon: brb
Emma: What age are you Chaim?
ChaimAmalek: Very old
Emma: How old is very old
russiandragon: lukes age
ChaimAmalek: Well, I could be Luke’s dad
russiandragon: that makes you very very old
ChaimAmalek: But age is just a number, so if you have any 18 year old friends who want to hook up with me, well, I would, but I can’t and I mean that literally
Emma: Your only as old as you feel
ChaimAmalek: I feel around 65 these days
Emma: lol
russiandragon: yup try
ChaimAmalek: Hence, my answer
ChaimAmalek: Luke further prepares for the shabbos queen
ChaimAmalek: Excitedly wondering what mitzvas he will do
Emma: Indeed
ChaimAmalek: Soon, this channel will end
russiandragon: sniff
ChaimAmalek: His shabbos best.
russiandragon: i will become even more depressed
Emma: You look good Luke
ChaimAmalek: I am too old to go to my temple, Young Israel
ChaimAmalek: And that is saying something
ChaimAmalek: I wonder how far he must walk to get to temple.
ChaimAmalek: And do the neighborhood children tug on his fringes?
Emma: I dont have sound
russiandragon: maybe the homeless do
ChaimAmalek: Luke, is there an eruv in your community?
russiandragon: yippy skippy
ChaimAmalek: Got an eruv?
russiandragon: do boald people have to wear a yarmulke
ChaimAmalek: Not if they wear a toupe? I don’t know. this luke can discuss in temple tomorrow
YourMoralLeader: I give the kids brachas wherever I go
russiandragon: if so, do they stick it on
YourMoralLeader: Yes, there’s an eruv
ChaimAmalek: So you get to carry things
ChaimAmalek: Like you keys
