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guest7:  what is it with you and brad pitt and chipmunk cheeks?
YourMoralLeader:  praise the good L-rd
guest7:  there must be something about both of your facial structures that causes your cheeks to look like you both have nuts stored in them
guest7:  ok found a pic of Pitt with chipmunk cheeks
guest7:  http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2008/04/idol-pitt/brad-pitt-idol-gives-back-01.jpg
guest7:  we were talking about it over at the anti brangelina site
guest7:  amongst other things
guest7:  http://femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewforum.php?f=40&sid=c32b29c84bf1a14be23e66ab31b7dff7
guest7:  that’s the anti brangie gossip site
guest7:  so, you think McCain will win in November?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest7:  I think so too
guest7:  I don’t think either Obama or Hillary has a chance
guest7:  Luke what are you doing for exercise these days?
YourMoralLeader:  walking weights
guest7:  walking with weights?
guest7:  good
guest7:  I’ve been swimming every day
guest7:  some days I can do a lot, some not
guest7:  we have a junior olympic sized pool – 25 meters I think
YourMoralLeader:  nice
watchingyoublog:  have you read the book sacred secrets by gershon winkler?
YourMoralLeader:  no
watchingyoublog:  heard of it?
YourMoralLeader:  i’ve heard of him but dont know anything
watchingyoublog:  http://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Secrets-Sanctity-Jewish-Lore/dp/076579974X
watchingyoublog:  it is right up your alley
YourMoralLeader:  hmm, turning over the table
YourMoralLeader:  how’s the job search?
watchingyoublog:  i found a job
watchingyoublog:  waiting to start
watchingyoublog:  cleaning for pesach and thinking about sex
cuntpunt:  YOU LOOK GOOD
YourMoralLeader:  hi
watchingyoublog:  c**tpunt are you aware that using all caps lock looks like you are yelling?
watchingyoublog:  ha
YourMoralLeader:  Watching, I’m sending you private messages
cuntpunt:  yes i do…..but thank you
YourMoralLeader:  Does anyone have anything profound to say about sex?
cuntpunt:  I watched a kid whack off this morning on camstreams Luke
cuntpunt:  He was not well endowed but fun to watch
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  how old?
cuntpunt:  he was young, maybe about 20
YourMoralLeader:  did you become aroused?
cuntpunt:  yes i did, slightly, thought about what he smelled like
cuntpunt:  prolly smelled like BO
YourMoralLeader:  r u male or female?
cuntpunt:  female
cuntpunt:  what are you listening to? I like it
YourMoralLeader:  haydn
YourMoralLeader:  did your parents name you c**tpunt?
cuntpunt:  yes, can you believe it?
YourMoralLeader:  how do you like the name?
cuntpunt:  I have gotten accustomed to it
YourMoralLeader:  I understand c**t
YourMoralLeader:  but what does c**tpunt mean?
cuntpunt:  what do you think, everyone has a different idea
YourMoralLeader:  no idea
cuntpunt:  me either
cuntpunt:  really enjoy your room LUke
YourMoralLeader:  thank you!
cuntpunt:  except when that rabbi guy comes in and s**ts on you
YourMoralLeader:  Rev Des
cuntpunt:  you keep the longest viewers in camstreams, bacause you are so entertaining
cuntpunt:  loved the day you wrapped the tefillin!
YourMoralLeader:  thanks!
guest9:  how has your life changed since you stopped reporting on the porn industry?
YourMoralLeader:  more integrated
YourMoralLeader:  just a big burden off me
cuntpunt:  were you in porn Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  i wrote on it
cuntpunt:  oh
guest9:  are you happier?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
cuntpunt:  look at him, hes exstatic
RevDesmondFord:  you are a disappointment, boy.
RevDesmondFord:  a wretched, pathetic disappointment.
RevDesmondFord:  I ought to beat your sniveling face to a pulp.
YourMoralLeader:  hmm
RevDesmondFord:  your anti-Semitism sickens me.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m just a truth seeker
RevDesmondFord:  you are a self-seeking liar.
RevDesmondFord:  your obsession with portraying the Jews in a negative light gives the lie to your mock piety.
RevDesmondFord:  It doesn’t take a Torah scholar to see that you violate every moral principle of Judaism with your very existence. Your charade is disgusting.
YourMoralLeader:  good point
RevDesmondFord:  weak retort.
RevDesmondFord:  youjellyfish.
RevDesmondFord:  happy with yourself?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m ok. How about you?
RevDesmondFord:  we both know you despise yourself. and your twisted self-loathing compels you to behave like an attention-whoring Hitler acolyte.
RevDesmondFord:  You are an enemy of the Jews.
RevDesmondFord:  creep.

YourMoralLeader:  what’s the prognosis for your horse, emma?
Emma:  Liver Failure
YourMoralLeader:  permanent liver failure?
Emma:  She could have an operation
Emma:  But I can’t help her with that
YourMoralLeader:  how much would an operation cost emma?
Emma:  My aunt is trying to find someone who can take on that responsibility 
Emma:  I dunno Luke but pretty expensive.
palestine4ever:  how’s it hangin, Moral Overlord?
Emma:  I mean she could have this for a while.. I can’t ride her or do anything with her anymore. I need someone to take the horse off me, who will be able to treat her now.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m eating soy cereal
chihuahua:  wots that?
chihuahua:  never heard of that is it good for you
palestine4ever:  I just finished my daily bowl of broken glass and motor oil
YourMoralLeader:  soy turns you gay
palestine4ever:  High estrogen in soy
chihuahua:  soy sauce
palestine4ever:  Emma, I’m a big fan of four legged animals.
palestine4ever:  Is there a substantial breeding potential in this horse of yours?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m a big fan of emma
YourMoralLeader:  thanks for posting your pic arab
palestine4ever:  beware the Oirish girls with blue eyes
YourMoralLeader:  Emma’s got lots of breeding potential, dunno about the horse
palestine4ever:  Now now, Luke, think of the children
palestine4ever:  They’re here looking for guidance in the ways of pleasure negation
YourMoralLeader:  I am! She’s gonna have eight of mine! For HaShem!
Emma:  Yes If she is well of course.. But i’m not sure of the affects once cured.
YourMoralLeader:  With Emma, I feel like a terrorist who’s blown himself up and landed in Heaven
chihuahua:  8 is too many these days
palestine4ever:  Luke sees himself as a latter day Dick Van Patten
palestine4ever:  Luke, I will win you to Islam yet
YourMoralLeader:  Alluah Akbar!
palestine4ever:  Now imagine having four or five Emmas, 40 or 50 children…
palestine4ever:  and a wonderful state subsidy to pay for all of them while you’re going off to stud
YourMoralLeader:  praise the good L-rd
palestine4ever:  Yes, praise our Fire Breathing Allah, for He is wise
wackey:  do these screwballs give you crap like this all the time?
palestine4ever:  Luke, do many people from your shul know about your site?
YourMoralLeader:  usually it is worse, wackey
YourMoralLeader:  yes, most arab
YourMoralLeader:  they gather in the evenings and read select portions to their many children
palestine4ever:  I won’t ask if they judge you
palestine4ever:  ‘cuz, y’know, they’re Jews, and they do that kind of thing
palestine4ever:  I’ve got to figure that overarching moral superiority is one of the benefits of being Jewish
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve missed talking to you arab
wackey:  who cares if your a jew or christian or arab , we are all people ?
palestine4ever:  Heh, I’ve missed these fireside chats
YourMoralLeader:  so much wisdom arab for a goy
palestine4ever:  Ah, there’s no knowledge that you can’t fake with chauvinism and stereotypes
palestine4ever:  We are all people, Wackey
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wackey:  so why the taunting
palestine4ever:  It’s all in fun.
wackey:  ok , well that ok then
palestine4ever:  Luke is a Jewish convert, and I figure if he converted once, I’ve got good odds on getting him to convert again
YourMoralLeader:  Yay, I’m Emma’s #1 MySpace friend and she’s mine!
palestine4ever:  He’s already bitter about women, and "hates fun", so he’s halfway to Islam already!
YourMoralLeader:  no alcohol!
palestine4ever:  Plus the beard, that too.
wackey:  there is one creator who you think it is  ,  is your thoughts alone
palestine4ever:  Luke, does it bother you that the guy you sold your other site to is still pretending to be you?
YourMoralLeader:  no
YourMoralLeader:  Do I look more like a terrorist, rabbi or homeless?
palestine4ever:  There’s a lot of mainstream linkage connecting your name to it
palestine4ever:  the "Born to Blog" bit and so on
palestine4ever:  You’re in LA, you just kind of look like a surf bum to me
Emma:  lol
wackey:  Carter is going to talk to the Hammas dudes
palestine4ever:  but all of you West Coast people are a little scrubby to me
palestine4ever:  Wackey, to be perfectly serious, ex-presidents have often engaged in that kind of informal diplomacy
palestine4ever:  Nixon met with Vladimir Zhirinovsky before he died, fer Allah’s mercy
wackey:  thats what we need
guest52:  we are staging an intervention…we will force luke at gunpoint to shave off that damn thing on his punim
Emma:  I like the beard
Emma:  loool
guest52:  then the beard stays on…emma is the boss
guest52:  think of all the extra time you will have now with luke as shaving was too time consuming 
YourMoralLeader:  How come Russian Dragon and Sarah have the same IP address?
russiandragon:  now that’s funny
russiandragon:  maybe i like crossdressing
Emma:  Thanks Luke πŸ™‚
Emma:  Russian you fooled me
guest52:  rd  have you been to the red light district in antwerpen lately ??
Emma:  I thought there was a Sarah lol
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416508/
YourMoralLeader:  Becoming Jane
YourMoralLeader:  gonna watch tonight
Emma:  Russian don’t speak to me with someone elses name
Emma:  It’s not funny
Emma:  Ive heard of that one Luke
Emma:  Havn’t seen it yet
Emma:  Looks good
andy:  hi did you do the bank job last night luke
Cindi:  What is this classical stuff? Where is the Air Supply? Or is that only for romantic evenings?
andy:  how much money did you get
YourMoralLeader:  which bank job andy?
YourMoralLeader:  i did several last night
YourMoralLeader:  Welcome rabbi
andy:  did you get another get away car
YourMoralLeader:  Do you think can beat out Korobkin?
ElazarMuskin:  I could beat out Korobkin
Cindi:  it’s a get away VAN
ElazarMuskin:  but I want what’s best for the shul
ElazarMuskin:  Unity
andy:  how much money did u get
YourMoralLeader:  enough to fly emma over
ElazarMuskin:  no more divisiveness
andy:  i still want my share of the money
RamBam:  Hi Moral Leader!
ElazarMuskin:  Emma should sell her horse and use the money to fly over
andy:  i supplied the guns to you
ElazarMuskin:  Uneasy lies the head that wears a kippah
ElazarMuskin:  Do you find that to be so Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Yes rabbi
andy:  i want my share of the money
YourMoralLeader:  ok fine
ElazarMuskin:  How is your jugs of urine supply holding out?
guest52:  the rabbanite & bait din are all corrupt…its all about who has the most money.. WINS !!
YourMoralLeader:  RD, I suspected you were Sarah when she said she pined for you
YourMoralLeader:  but I couldn’t be bothered checking the IP addy
Emma:  Pour some sugar on me!
guest52:  its not urine..its love juice
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RamBam:  Is Luke still trying to convert Emma?
ElazarMuskin:  I believe he drinks saltpeter
ElazarMuskin:  mixed with water
Cindi:  urine supply? geez this is worse then the usual chat rooms I hang out in
ElazarMuskin:  no, he’s trying to seduce emma
ElazarMuskin:  Cindi- Luke is into recycling in a big way
RamBam:  Seduce her into marriage or wanton sex?
ElazarMuskin:  neither- he wants her money
andy:  he needs a shave
ElazarMuskin:  enough to buy a decent used car
Emma:  what money?
guest52:  chinese wonton sex
RamBam:  Razors at Costco are on sale.
andy:  he did a bank job last night
Cindi:  now we are listening to banging music!
ElazarMuskin:  Luke do you feel as strong a fellowship here, in your chatroom as when you are at shul?
Cindi:  I am so tempted to correct "bank" job, but I don’t know what the acceptable venacular is in here, lol
RamBam:  Luke, shouldn’t you be married before you grow a beard?
YourMoralLeader:  It’s a different fellowship rabbi
ElazarMuskin:  Yes. Here, you are the Leader
YourMoralLeader:  RamBam, is that the halachah?
ElazarMuskin:  In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king
ElazarMuskin:  How is your Kiddush Club doing Luke?
andy:  right im calling the police
RamBam:  I like it as custom.  Forces young men to get married to take the appearance of a man.
andy:  im on the phone now
RamBam:  What are you doing for Seder?
YourMoralLeader:  gotta find a first one
YourMoralLeader:  we don’t have a kiddush club, rabbi at shul
YourMoralLeader:  maybe we do, i’m not invited
RamBam:  You don’t have a Seder?
ElazarMuskin:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  not the first one yet
RamBam:  Shouldn’t you be trying to find one?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
andy:  right the cops r on their way
Cindi:  you should have an online cam Seder
RamBam:  There are many in LA.
guest52:  i’m in
andy:  you look worried
guest52:  he doesn’t eat gebrokts
RamBam:  Do you think there is anything special about the fact that Seder will fall on Hitler’s birthday like during the Warsaw uprising?
RamBam:  Do you think Jesus had a Seder or do  you believe that Seder is a more recent ritual and Jesus celebrated a different way?
andy:  look out of your wndow they cant be far no
guest52:  im scared for you luke  i wil come & protect you from those cops
RamBam:  Why are the cops coming?
andy:  he did a n
RamBam:  a N?
andy:  he did a bank job last night
ElazarMuskin:  BJ or bank job?
guest52:  if they will take you in i will bring  you a file & some kosher food & your tefillin of course
Emma:  Love this song
RamBam:  Bank job to pay for a bj?
andy:  bank job
ElazarMuskin:  more likely a hj in a back alley off Pico
RamBam:  I thought he stopped fooling around with Holly.
RamBam:  Isn’t that her corner?
YourMoralLeader:  it was a moment of weakness rabbi, not my true self
guest52:  corner pico & what
YourMoralLeader:  passoveris all about new beginnings
RamBam:  What are you smiling at?
andy:  thats a worried smile
RamBam:  Do you think the world was created in the spring or the fall?
YourMoralLeader:  no idea
Emma:  Was there even a season
Emma:  Lost sound Luke
RamBam:  The Mystery Method?
ElazarMuskin:  what of it?
ElazarMuskin:  RamBam Luke wishes to teach Emma the intricacies of the big bang
YourMoralLeader:  bava kama sutra, rabbi
RamBam:  Is that how to pck up women?
Emma:  lol
wackey:  we were put here from another planet or world as an experiment  , to see if we make it
wackey:  we have evolved from apes , the only thing is where is the missing link
Cindi:  so small bangs are fine for you Emma
RamBam:  Luke?  Do you believe you are the center of the universe?
statepolice:  andy has been arrested for taking part in a armed robbery with mr ford you are all being monitored
Emma:  lol cindi
YourMoralLeader:  Rambam, it is one of my beliefs
guest52:  short bangs on anyone frames the face well   just look at luke
Cindi:  Wackey- I suggest the documentary Humanizee
wackey:  we are not alone!
RamBam:  What will happen to us when you die?
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi, you are right
YourMoralLeader:  Please pray for me with Rev. Des
Emma:  Judgement
ElazarMuskin:  RamBam I think we will all cease to exist. Am i right yml?
Cindi:  no the Elohim are watching
wackey:  the same as before you were born , nothing
YourMoralLeader:  I believe we will all get what we deserve
Emma:  Yep
Emma:  Good or bad
ElazarMuskin:  what we deserve as it relates to you?
RamBam:  How did I exist before your birth?  Or is that all illusion?
wackey:  you did not exist
ElazarMuskin:  what about those unfortunates who don’t know Luke yet?
ElazarMuskin:  Is their any hope for them?
RamBam:  Was that a dating/pickup book he held up?
Cindi:  they do not yet exist
statepolice:  mr ford you are being watched your house is surrounded with armed police
Cindi:  house? no hovel
RamBam:  Did you hold up a book about getting women into bed?
wackey:  this is exisright now , when your dead your dead
RamBam:  Is that how you plan to find a Seder?
Cindi:  but I guess your "studio apartment is surrounded" doesn’t sound quite the same over a police megaphone
RamBam:  My kippah was a big yellow smiley face!
guest73:  grizl adams?
ElazarMuskin:  when i shut down my luke camstream it is like being dead
wackey:  so what
guest73:  grizly*
ElazarMuskin:  there is a void
YourMoralLeader:  RamBam, not the best technique?
guest72:  who is this state police luke is he a idiot
YourMoralLeader:  I’m going to use the Mystery Method for Getting A Seder invite
guest73:  dude.ya need a shave
RamBam:  I don’t know.  I’m not looking to bang a girl at my Seder.
YourMoralLeader:  but that’s you
Emma:  Lovley way to put it Rambam
RamBam:  Yes.  So who are you lining up?
RamBam:  Emma do you  know the four questions?
Emma:  who what where and when?
wackey:  who , what , where and when
statepolice:  you are all being mnitored guest72 you are also being monitored
wackey:  so what
RamBam:  No.  Like "Why is this night different from all other nights?"
ElazarMuskin:  Luke are you a blogger or a journalist?
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RamBam:  If you did, you could play the youngest child.
RamBam:  Luke  might like that.
Emma:  Thats one question
wackey:  if the police would be watching , do you think they would tell you ? screwball.
Cindi:  Luke is a connundrum.
RamBam:  The others are why do we eat matzohs
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi, both. It depends.
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RamBam:  Why bitter herbs
RamBam:  Why did vegetables twice
RamBam:  Why recline at the table
statepolice:  mr ford you are in the process of being arreseted along with andy and 72
YourMoralLeader:  ok
RamBam:  It’s really 5 but its called 4 questions.
wackey:  because my back hurts
Emma:  lol
ElazarMuskin:  Statepolice are you over the age of 12?
wackey:  no
wackey:  11
RamBam:  I think statepolice is at a strip club.
Emma:  Try some yoga wackey
RamBam:  If he were really a cop he’d be at Dunkin Donuts.
wackey:  Im old and decreped , sick no good
RamBam:  Jesus healing is in another room
RamBam:  This is the whiny jew room
statepolice:  you are all suspects of the armed robbery of natwest last night
Cindi:  lol ram
RamBam:  Get a warrant or shut up.
RamBam:  I’m a Jew.  I’ve got lawyers.
statepolice:  you look woried mr ford
wackey:  you need a shave , dude
statepolice:  in fact very orred
RamBam:  He’s got no worries.  His congregation is likely full of lawyers.
ElazarMuskin:  he should be worried at how you;re ruining his chat statepolice
statepolice:  worried
Cindi:  Luke do you want publicity for your chat room? Or are you keeping it to your loyal  followers?
YourMoralLeader:  sure, pimp it out cindi
YourMoralLeader:  thanks
ElazarMuskin:  luke you should hang a nice curtain behind you
wackey:  Im here for the beer
RamBam:  Are you the Cindi that’s friends with Gauge?
ElazarMuskin:  maybe get an oriental screen
ElazarMuskin:  she’s Cindi Loftis
Emma:  Curtain without a window?

RamBam:  I thought Luke gave up porn.
ElazarMuskin:  I’m in Ireland
wackey:  Merica , yes
ElazarMuskin:  on a mission
ElazarMuskin:  Luke told us about you Cindi
yourheartsdesire:  lol
ElazarMuskin:  before you got here
Cindi:  I never said my last name. I am a friend of Luke, ahhh so my secrets have been revealed
RamBam:  I did research.
wackey:  are those your real teeth ?
statepolice:  gotcha
Emma:  Where in Ireland Elazar?
ElazarMuskin:  I think it’s the spelling Cindi. Cindi with an "I" is so um, unique
Cindi:  DUCK luke, "shots fired"
ElazarMuskin:  very near you Emma
Cindi:  two eyes, lol
yourheartsdesire:  luke are you st nicholas
ElazarMuskin:  and getting closer
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RamBam:  Lots of viewed many Gauge films just to how evil porn was.
Cindi:  good for you Ram, now you know better
Emma:  Ok
ElazarMuskin:  just kidding Emma. Just there in spirit
Emma:  lol
Cindi:  back to LUke please….. lol
ElazarMuskin:  What’s your next move Luke?
RamBam:  Are there any Jews in Ireland?
yourheartsdesire:  i think you are luke st nicholas in disguse
Emma:  Dunno
YourMoralLeader:  find a seder, rabbi, can I come to yours again?
RamBam:  Which rabbi are you talking to?
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi Muskin
RamBam:  You can come to mine but it’s in NYC.
User statepolice changed their name to andy.
RamBam:  I think andy was impersonating a cop.
RamBam:  That’s a felony.
andy:  i think iwas
yourheartsdesire:  what time is it there luke?
andy:  what time is it in los angeles
wackey:  3:47
RamBam:  Party Time!
yourheartsdesire:  lol
guest75:  it is 00:47 AM in Maastricht
ElazarMuskin:  can you read us a passage luke
RamBam:  Luke’s clock is running a bit fast.
ElazarMuskin:  maybe a short story like "The Old Man and the Sea?
yourheartsdesire:  brb
andy:  its 23.48 here in the uk
RamBam:  How about a midrash on this week’s parsha?
andy:  and ive got a day of work  tomorrow
andy:  yipppppeeee
RamBam:  Are you concerned about skin cancer?
yourheartsdesire:  the space ships are coming
guest75:  let them come
Cindi:  very interesting group of people in here
wackey:  yes , I had cancer but it was removed i hope
andy:  im a washing machine now
RamBam:  With Cindi Loftus here it has to be interesting.
Cindi:  oye vay
guest75:  explain
yourheartsdesire:  im a slave
wackey:  mazeltof
guest75:  okéeee
Cindi:  LUke you are very handsome as always
Cindi:  But I do like the curtain idea
yourheartsdesire:  to the kitchen sink
wackey:  shave ,man
guest75:  Uh ?
RamBam:  You like to lie don’t you Cindi
andy:  im getting  dddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiizzy im on quick spin
yourheartsdesire:  wacky he is father xmas
ElazarMuskin:  Cindi likes everyone
guest75:  Cindi..?
Cindi:  Or even changing backdrops, like the beach, the pyramids, you could travel all over the world without leaving the hovel
wackey:  he needs to gain 100 lbs.
ElazarMuskin:  if he gained 100 lbs he’d be chaim amalek
wackey:  Santa
yourheartsdesire:  not with that beard he doesn’t
andy:  wave to me
wackey:  sumo
guest75:  wow
andy:  wave
Cindi:  andy- you are funny as heck, I don’t care what anyone says
andy:  i waving at you
guest75:  Cindi:  i love you
wackey:  Cindi where are you ??
yourheartsdesire:  smile luke it wont hurt
guest75:  but you don’t care
RamBam:  Broward County?
andy:  thanks cindy
wackey:  Merica , urop
Cindi:  I try to like everyone, I don’t. I am in Florida, thanks for the love. I love Luke, always have
ElazarMuskin:  Cindi hosted Luke at a swingers retreat at her home
wackey:  I just came from Florida
ElazarMuskin:  it was the same trip where Luke met Holly Randall
wackey:  Spring training
ElazarMuskin:  they shagged outdoors
Cindi:  lmao, nope sorry that was in Tampa, I wasn’t there
guest75:  Ohhh, Cindi,…i realy love you.  You are so kind..;-))
RamBam:  But you like that AC Cream guy right?  So maybe you have a soft spot for psychos?
ElazarMuskin:  under the liveoaks and swaying spanish moss
andy:  cccccccccccccoooooooooeeeeee luke im waving
wackey:  St petersburg too
Cindi:  i am a psycho, so I stick to my own kind. I am in Fort Lauderdale
RamBam:  live oaks are very romantic πŸ™‚
wackey:  Clearwater
guest75:  I’m also waving, here in Maastricht
RamBam:  So I was right.  Broward.
Cindi:  Luke- does that mean something in deaf sign language?
YourMoralLeader:  it means i have sore elbows
YourMoralLeader:  and have to stretch to overcome the carpal tunnel/blogger elbow
Cindi:  so you need a maid and a massuse
wackey:  you can sue the internet
YourMoralLeader:  I was moving an ex-Gf the past two days, I’m sore and tired and my back hurts. But I was a gent.
Cindi:  She musta been heavy
RamBam:  You could pump juice like you did 2 weeks or so ago
YourMoralLeader:  Having dinner with an ex-porn star turned Xtian masseuse tomorrow night
YourMoralLeader:  She used to be known as "Aria"
YourMoralLeader:  maybe she’ll rub my elbow before desert
Cindi:  the one with muscles?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
Cindi:  Perhaps she will rub you for dessert
YourMoralLeader:  or after would be fine too
RamBam:  You hang out with alot of porn people Luke.  Are you sure you’re out?
YourMoralLeader:  nothing too intimate
YourMoralLeader:  Just doing kiruv RamBam
Cindi:  He is ministering to the down trodden
RamBam:  Aria’s a Jew?
Cindi:  She will be when Luke is done with her
RamBam:  Did you make you a Jew?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m following in the footsteps of Christ
Cindi:  now I am really confused, lol
RamBam:  You mean hanging with by whores?
RamBam:  Like Mary Magdalene?
YourMoralLeader:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Method
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, is that wrong?
RamBam:  So you’re mixing Talmud and pickup lines?
Cindi:  Luke do you get commision from Myster?
YourMoralLeader:  just the simple pleasure of doing a mitzvah
RamBam:  So you see seduction as a mitzvah?
YourMoralLeader:  sometimes
RamBam:  Is there intercourse?
Cindi:  It’s not a mitzvah if you like it
YourMoralLeader:  only within marriage, Rambam
RamBam:  So you’re seducing without physical seduction?
RamBam:  His bookcase is neater than the last time I was here
Cindi:  THat’s not realy his room, that is poster of a mess
Cindi:  Luke, can’t you get talking typing, so you don’t have to type so much>?
RamBam:  I hope everyone has finished their taxes.
Kate:  do u live alone luke
YourMoralLeader:  hi kate
YourMoralLeader:  Yes
Kate:  ok
Kate:  me too
YourMoralLeader:  is that wrong?
Kate:  it get lonley
YourMoralLeader:  yes it does
YourMoralLeader:  that’s why I’m on my cam so much
Kate:  lol
Kate:  i should get one
RamBam:  Kate.  That isn’t a very Jewish name.
RamBam:  YOu spend all day chatting with shiksas.
Kate:  lol i dont know where its from
RamBam:  How are you going to find a good Jewish wife?
RamBam:  Have you ever thought of doing the Lord’s work in prisons?
RamBam:  There must be plenty of lost girls look to be seduced for the Lord.
RamBam:  Why didn’t you use the Mystery Method on Kate?

Cindi:  No leprecans are only in Ireland so you gave it away
Emma:  Busted
Cindi:  I like you Emma
Emma:  Thanks Cindi.. I like you too
Gina:  Group Hug!
RamBam:  How did you happen upon Luke’s cam, Emma?
Emma:  Hmm
Emma:  I think on camstreams Rambam
Cindi:  The question is will you go to LA to visit LUke and fall in love?
RamBam:  Don’t do it!
Emma:  That is the question on everyones lips
RamBam:  Don’t do it!
Gina:  Emma have you ever been to the U.S.?
Cindi:  He’s easy to love, hard to like
Emma:  Nope
Emma:  Never
Emma:  Never left mars Cindi
RamBam:  Luke’s quietly watching us.
Emma:  twilight zone
Emma:  de de de de
Gina:  do do do do
Cindi:  Well Emma US has lots of beauty, LA is not great, surrounding area is very nice to visit
Cindi:  Love Twiglight zone, lol
Emma:  Ive seen pictures yeah
Emma:  Looks good
Gina:  emma likes gumby
Gina:  and pokey
Emma:  Everything and everyone looks good in la
Emma:  I do gina!
Cindi:  Lots of fake stuff and people in LA. LUke isn’t like that
Emma:  I know..
RamBam:  New York is interesting.
Cindi:  Luke is one of the most REAL people I’ve ever known.
Emma:  Everywhere is interesting
Emma:  Can’t wait to travel
Cindi:  NY State is beautiful especially in the fall
Cindi:  NY City is not for me, but lots of people love the lights and buildings
RamBam:  No.  New Jersey isn’t interesting.
Emma:  Anywhere looks interesting for me
Emma:  All ive known is ireland
RamBam:  Prague is beautiful.
RamBam:  So is Budapest.
RamBam:  Vienna is very impressive.
Cindi:  lol NJ IS interesting, you neber tawk to a jursey gawl?
Emma:  Italy is on my list
Cindi:  Ram, I’ve seen all those places in Las Vegas!
RamBam:  Exactly.  Not interesting.
Gina:  Emma, you should def do Venice w/ Luke
RamBam:  Venice is very nice.  But come in my boat.  You have to come in by boat.
Cindi:  My friend Gauge just did the Europeon tour of all those places Ram
RamBam:  When was that?
Cindi:  i’ve only been to the US and lots of tropical islands and Mexico and Canada
Gina:  Is it hot in L.A. today?
Emma:  Are you a model Cindi?
RamBam:  Mexico is very dirty.
Emma:  Mexico looks good Monterrey anyway
Cindi:  Ram- She went to a convention a few months ago and took a 3 week detour around
Cindi:  Emma- I am a writer
Emma:  What is your subject Cindi?
RamBam:  Porn.
Cindi:  Many subjects Emma, but my main job is interviewing porn stars. My husband has cooked me dinner. I must go
Emma:  Gina you ever got your eyelashes tinted?
RamBam:  He looks a bit pasty to have been sunbathing.
Gina:  no, no need have you?
Gina:  if I would I would tint them pink I think
Emma:  I got it done today.. I mean they are dark already but i was curious
Emma:  Omg
Emma:  Nightmare
Gina:  why?
Emma:  I could harldy see after lmao
Gina:  is it permament?
Emma:  Nope
YourMoralLeader:  hi
Gina:  Your eyes must really be gorgeous now πŸ™‚
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
Emma:  It does look cool
Emma:  lmao!
Emma:  Never again though

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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