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guest7: what is it with you and brad pitt and chipmunk cheeks?
YourMoralLeader: praise the good L-rd
guest7: there must be something about both of your facial structures that causes your cheeks to look like you both have nuts stored in them
guest7: ok found a pic of Pitt with chipmunk cheeks
guest7: http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2008/04/idol-pitt/brad-pitt-idol-gives-back-01.jpg
guest7: we were talking about it over at the anti brangelina site
guest7: amongst other things
guest7: http://femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewforum.php?f=40&sid=c32b29c84bf1a14be23e66ab31b7dff7
guest7: that’s the anti brangie gossip site
guest7: so, you think McCain will win in November?
YourMoralLeader: yes
guest7: I think so too
guest7: I don’t think either Obama or Hillary has a chance
guest7: Luke what are you doing for exercise these days?
YourMoralLeader: walking weights
guest7: walking with weights?
guest7: good
guest7: I’ve been swimming every day
guest7: some days I can do a lot, some not
guest7: we have a junior olympic sized pool – 25 meters I think
YourMoralLeader: nice
watchingyoublog: have you read the book sacred secrets by gershon winkler?
YourMoralLeader: no
watchingyoublog: heard of it?
YourMoralLeader: i’ve heard of him but dont know anything
watchingyoublog: http://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Secrets-Sanctity-Jewish-Lore/dp/076579974X
watchingyoublog: it is right up your alley
YourMoralLeader: hmm, turning over the table
YourMoralLeader: how’s the job search?
watchingyoublog: i found a job
watchingyoublog: waiting to start
watchingyoublog: cleaning for pesach and thinking about sex
cuntpunt: GOOD MORNING LUKE BABY
cuntpunt: YOU LOOK GOOD
YourMoralLeader: hi
watchingyoublog: c**tpunt are you aware that using all caps lock looks like you are yelling?
watchingyoublog: ha
YourMoralLeader: Watching, I’m sending you private messages
cuntpunt: yes i do…..but thank you
YourMoralLeader: Does anyone have anything profound to say about sex?
cuntpunt: I watched a kid whack off this morning on camstreams Luke
cuntpunt: He was not well endowed but fun to watch
YourMoralLeader: lol
YourMoralLeader: how old?
cuntpunt: he was young, maybe about 20
YourMoralLeader: did you become aroused?
cuntpunt: yes i did, slightly, thought about what he smelled like
cuntpunt: prolly smelled like BO
YourMoralLeader: r u male or female?
cuntpunt: female
cuntpunt: what are you listening to? I like it
YourMoralLeader: haydn
YourMoralLeader: did your parents name you c**tpunt?
cuntpunt: yes, can you believe it?
YourMoralLeader: how do you like the name?
cuntpunt: I have gotten accustomed to it
YourMoralLeader: I understand c**t
YourMoralLeader: but what does c**tpunt mean?
cuntpunt: what do you think, everyone has a different idea
YourMoralLeader: no idea
cuntpunt: me either
cuntpunt: really enjoy your room LUke
YourMoralLeader: thank you!
cuntpunt: except when that rabbi guy comes in and s**ts on you
YourMoralLeader: Rev Des
cuntpunt: you keep the longest viewers in camstreams, bacause you are so entertaining
cuntpunt: loved the day you wrapped the tefillin!
YourMoralLeader: thanks!
guest9: how has your life changed since you stopped reporting on the porn industry?
YourMoralLeader: more integrated
YourMoralLeader: just a big burden off me
cuntpunt: were you in porn Luke?
YourMoralLeader: i wrote on it
cuntpunt: oh
guest9: are you happier?
YourMoralLeader: yes
cuntpunt: look at him, hes exstatic
RevDesmondFord: you are a disappointment, boy.
RevDesmondFord: a wretched, pathetic disappointment.
RevDesmondFord: I ought to beat your sniveling face to a pulp.
YourMoralLeader: hmm
RevDesmondFord: your anti-Semitism sickens me.
YourMoralLeader: I’m just a truth seeker
RevDesmondFord: you are a self-seeking liar.
RevDesmondFord: your obsession with portraying the Jews in a negative light gives the lie to your mock piety.
RevDesmondFord: It doesn’t take a Torah scholar to see that you violate every moral principle of Judaism with your very existence. Your charade is disgusting.
YourMoralLeader: good point
RevDesmondFord: weak retort.
RevDesmondFord: youjellyfish.
RevDesmondFord: happy with yourself?
YourMoralLeader: I’m ok. How about you?
RevDesmondFord: we both know you despise yourself. and your twisted self-loathing compels you to behave like an attention-whoring Hitler acolyte.
RevDesmondFord: You are an enemy of the Jews.
RevDesmondFord: creep.
YourMoralLeader: what’s the prognosis for your horse, emma?
Emma: Liver Failure
YourMoralLeader: permanent liver failure?
Emma: She could have an operation
Emma: But I can’t help her with that
YourMoralLeader: how much would an operation cost emma?
Emma: My aunt is trying to find someone who can take on that responsibility
Emma: I dunno Luke but pretty expensive.
palestine4ever: how’s it hangin, Moral Overlord?
Emma: I mean she could have this for a while.. I can’t ride her or do anything with her anymore. I need someone to take the horse off me, who will be able to treat her now.
YourMoralLeader: I’m eating soy cereal
chihuahua: wots that?
chihuahua: never heard of that is it good for you
palestine4ever: I just finished my daily bowl of broken glass and motor oil
YourMoralLeader: soy turns you gay
palestine4ever: High estrogen in soy
chihuahua: soy sauce
palestine4ever: Emma, I’m a big fan of four legged animals.
palestine4ever: Is there a substantial breeding potential in this horse of yours?
YourMoralLeader: I’m a big fan of emma
YourMoralLeader: thanks for posting your pic arab
palestine4ever: beware the Oirish girls with blue eyes
YourMoralLeader: Emma’s got lots of breeding potential, dunno about the horse
palestine4ever: Now now, Luke, think of the children
palestine4ever: They’re here looking for guidance in the ways of pleasure negation
YourMoralLeader: I am! She’s gonna have eight of mine! For HaShem!
Emma: Yes If she is well of course.. But i’m not sure of the affects once cured.
YourMoralLeader: With Emma, I feel like a terrorist who’s blown himself up and landed in Heaven
chihuahua: 8 is too many these days
palestine4ever: Luke sees himself as a latter day Dick Van Patten
palestine4ever: Luke, I will win you to Islam yet
YourMoralLeader: Alluah Akbar!
palestine4ever: Now imagine having four or five Emmas, 40 or 50 children…
palestine4ever: and a wonderful state subsidy to pay for all of them while you’re going off to stud
YourMoralLeader: praise the good L-rd
palestine4ever: Yes, praise our Fire Breathing Allah, for He is wise
wackey: do these screwballs give you crap like this all the time?
palestine4ever: Luke, do many people from your shul know about your site?
YourMoralLeader: usually it is worse, wackey
YourMoralLeader: yes, most arab
YourMoralLeader: they gather in the evenings and read select portions to their many children
palestine4ever: I won’t ask if they judge you
palestine4ever: ‘cuz, y’know, they’re Jews, and they do that kind of thing
palestine4ever: I’ve got to figure that overarching moral superiority is one of the benefits of being Jewish
YourMoralLeader: I’ve missed talking to you arab
wackey: who cares if your a jew or christian or arab , we are all people ?
palestine4ever: Heh, I’ve missed these fireside chats
YourMoralLeader: so much wisdom arab for a goy
palestine4ever: Ah, there’s no knowledge that you can’t fake with chauvinism and stereotypes
palestine4ever: We are all people, Wackey
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wackey: so why the taunting
palestine4ever: It’s all in fun.
wackey: ok , well that ok then
palestine4ever: Luke is a Jewish convert, and I figure if he converted once, I’ve got good odds on getting him to convert again
YourMoralLeader: Yay, I’m Emma’s #1 MySpace friend and she’s mine!
palestine4ever: He’s already bitter about women, and "hates fun", so he’s halfway to Islam already!
YourMoralLeader: no alcohol!
palestine4ever: Plus the beard, that too.
wackey: there is one creator who you think it is , is your thoughts alone
palestine4ever: Luke, does it bother you that the guy you sold your other site to is still pretending to be you?
YourMoralLeader: no
YourMoralLeader: Do I look more like a terrorist, rabbi or homeless?
palestine4ever: There’s a lot of mainstream linkage connecting your name to it
palestine4ever: the "Born to Blog" bit and so on
palestine4ever: You’re in LA, you just kind of look like a surf bum to me
Emma: lol
wackey: Carter is going to talk to the Hammas dudes
palestine4ever: but all of you West Coast people are a little scrubby to me
palestine4ever: Wackey, to be perfectly serious, ex-presidents have often engaged in that kind of informal diplomacy
palestine4ever: Nixon met with Vladimir Zhirinovsky before he died, fer Allah’s mercy
wackey: thats what we need
guest52: we are staging an intervention…we will force luke at gunpoint to shave off that damn thing on his punim
Emma: I like the beard
Emma: loool
guest52: then the beard stays on…emma is the boss
guest52: think of all the extra time you will have now with luke as shaving was too time consuming
YourMoralLeader: How come Russian Dragon and Sarah have the same IP address?
russiandragon: now that’s funny
russiandragon: maybe i like crossdressing
Emma: Thanks Luke 🙂
Emma: Russian you fooled me
guest52: rd have you been to the red light district in antwerpen lately ??
Emma: I thought there was a Sarah lol
YourMoralLeader: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416508/
YourMoralLeader: Becoming Jane
YourMoralLeader: gonna watch tonight
Emma: Russian don’t speak to me with someone elses name
Emma: It’s not funny
Emma: Ive heard of that one Luke
Emma: Havn’t seen it yet
Emma: Looks good
andy: hi did you do the bank job last night luke
Cindi: What is this classical stuff? Where is the Air Supply? Or is that only for romantic evenings?
andy: how much money did you get
YourMoralLeader: which bank job andy?
YourMoralLeader: i did several last night
YourMoralLeader: Welcome rabbi
andy: did you get another get away car
YourMoralLeader: Do you think can beat out Korobkin?
ElazarMuskin: I could beat out Korobkin
Cindi: it’s a get away VAN
ElazarMuskin: but I want what’s best for the shul
ElazarMuskin: Unity
andy: how much money did u get
YourMoralLeader: enough to fly emma over
ElazarMuskin: no more divisiveness
andy: i still want my share of the money
RamBam: Hi Moral Leader!
ElazarMuskin: Emma should sell her horse and use the money to fly over
andy: i supplied the guns to you
ElazarMuskin: Uneasy lies the head that wears a kippah
ElazarMuskin: Do you find that to be so Luke?
YourMoralLeader: Yes rabbi
andy: i want my share of the money
YourMoralLeader: ok fine
ElazarMuskin: How is your jugs of urine supply holding out?
guest52: the rabbanite & bait din are all corrupt…its all about who has the most money.. WINS !!
YourMoralLeader: RD, I suspected you were Sarah when she said she pined for you
YourMoralLeader: but I couldn’t be bothered checking the IP addy
Emma: Pour some sugar on me!
guest52: its not urine..its love juice
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RamBam: Is Luke still trying to convert Emma?
ElazarMuskin: I believe he drinks saltpeter
ElazarMuskin: mixed with water
Cindi: urine supply? geez this is worse then the usual chat rooms I hang out in
ElazarMuskin: no, he’s trying to seduce emma
ElazarMuskin: Cindi- Luke is into recycling in a big way
RamBam: Seduce her into marriage or wanton sex?
ElazarMuskin: neither- he wants her money
andy: he needs a shave
ElazarMuskin: enough to buy a decent used car
Emma: what money?
guest52: chinese wonton sex
RamBam: Razors at Costco are on sale.
andy: he did a bank job last night
Cindi: now we are listening to banging music!
ElazarMuskin: Luke do you feel as strong a fellowship here, in your chatroom as when you are at shul?
Cindi: I am so tempted to correct "bank" job, but I don’t know what the acceptable venacular is in here, lol
RamBam: Luke, shouldn’t you be married before you grow a beard?
YourMoralLeader: It’s a different fellowship rabbi
ElazarMuskin: Yes. Here, you are the Leader
YourMoralLeader: RamBam, is that the halachah?
ElazarMuskin: In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king
ElazarMuskin: How is your Kiddush Club doing Luke?
andy: right im calling the police
RamBam: I like it as custom. Forces young men to get married to take the appearance of a man.
andy: im on the phone now
RamBam: What are you doing for Seder?
YourMoralLeader: gotta find a first one
YourMoralLeader: we don’t have a kiddush club, rabbi at shul
YourMoralLeader: maybe we do, i’m not invited
RamBam: You don’t have a Seder?
ElazarMuskin: yes
YourMoralLeader: not the first one yet
RamBam: Shouldn’t you be trying to find one?
YourMoralLeader: yes
andy: right the cops r on their way
Cindi: you should have an online cam Seder
RamBam: There are many in LA.
guest52: i’m in
andy: you look worried
guest52: he doesn’t eat gebrokts
RamBam: Do you think there is anything special about the fact that Seder will fall on Hitler’s birthday like during the Warsaw uprising?
RamBam: Do you think Jesus had a Seder or do you believe that Seder is a more recent ritual and Jesus celebrated a different way?
andy: look out of your wndow they cant be far no
guest52: im scared for you luke i wil come & protect you from those cops
RamBam: Why are the cops coming?
andy: he did a n
RamBam: a N?
andy: he did a bank job last night
ElazarMuskin: BJ or bank job?
guest52: if they will take you in i will bring you a file & some kosher food & your tefillin of course
Emma: Love this song
RamBam: Bank job to pay for a bj?
andy: bank job
ElazarMuskin: more likely a hj in a back alley off Pico
RamBam: I thought he stopped fooling around with Holly.
RamBam: Isn’t that her corner?
YourMoralLeader: it was a moment of weakness rabbi, not my true self
guest52: corner pico & what
YourMoralLeader: passoveris all about new beginnings
RamBam: What are you smiling at?
andy: thats a worried smile
RamBam: Do you think the world was created in the spring or the fall?
YourMoralLeader: no idea
Emma: Was there even a season
Emma: Lost sound Luke
RamBam: The Mystery Method?
ElazarMuskin: what of it?
ElazarMuskin: RamBam Luke wishes to teach Emma the intricacies of the big bang
YourMoralLeader: bava kama sutra, rabbi
RamBam: Is that how to pck up women?
Emma: lol
wackey: we were put here from another planet or world as an experiment , to see if we make it
wackey: we have evolved from apes , the only thing is where is the missing link
Cindi: so small bangs are fine for you Emma
RamBam: Luke? Do you believe you are the center of the universe?
statepolice: andy has been arrested for taking part in a armed robbery with mr ford you are all being monitored
Emma: lol cindi
YourMoralLeader: Rambam, it is one of my beliefs
guest52: short bangs on anyone frames the face well just look at luke
Cindi: Wackey- I suggest the documentary Humanizee
wackey: we are not alone!
RamBam: What will happen to us when you die?
YourMoralLeader: Rabbi, you are right
YourMoralLeader: Please pray for me with Rev. Des
Emma: Judgement
ElazarMuskin: RamBam I think we will all cease to exist. Am i right yml?
Cindi: no the Elohim are watching
wackey: the same as before you were born , nothing
YourMoralLeader: I believe we will all get what we deserve
Emma: Yep
Emma: Good or bad
ElazarMuskin: what we deserve as it relates to you?
RamBam: How did I exist before your birth? Or is that all illusion?
wackey: you did not exist
ElazarMuskin: what about those unfortunates who don’t know Luke yet?
ElazarMuskin: Is their any hope for them?
RamBam: Was that a dating/pickup book he held up?
Cindi: they do not yet exist
statepolice: mr ford you are being watched your house is surrounded with armed police
Cindi: house? no hovel
RamBam: Did you hold up a book about getting women into bed?
wackey: this is exisright now , when your dead your dead
RamBam: Is that how you plan to find a Seder?
Cindi: but I guess your "studio apartment is surrounded" doesn’t sound quite the same over a police megaphone
RamBam: My kippah was a big yellow smiley face!
guest73: grizl adams?
ElazarMuskin: when i shut down my luke camstream it is like being dead
wackey: so what
guest73: grizly*
ElazarMuskin: there is a void
YourMoralLeader: RamBam, not the best technique?
guest72: who is this state police luke is he a idiot
YourMoralLeader: I’m going to use the Mystery Method for Getting A Seder invite
guest73: dude.ya need a shave
RamBam: I don’t know. I’m not looking to bang a girl at my Seder.
YourMoralLeader: but that’s you
Emma: Lovley way to put it Rambam
RamBam: Yes. So who are you lining up?
RamBam: Emma do you know the four questions?
Emma: who what where and when?
wackey: who , what , where and when
statepolice: you are all being mnitored guest72 you are also being monitored
wackey: so what
RamBam: No. Like "Why is this night different from all other nights?"
ElazarMuskin: Luke are you a blogger or a journalist?
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RamBam: If you did, you could play the youngest child.
RamBam: Luke might like that.
Emma: Thats one question
wackey: if the police would be watching , do you think they would tell you ? screwball.
Cindi: Luke is a connundrum.
RamBam: The others are why do we eat matzohs
YourMoralLeader: Rabbi, both. It depends.
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RamBam: Why bitter herbs
RamBam: Why did vegetables twice
RamBam: Why recline at the table
statepolice: mr ford you are in the process of being arreseted along with andy and 72
YourMoralLeader: ok
RamBam: It’s really 5 but its called 4 questions.
wackey: because my back hurts
Emma: lol
ElazarMuskin: Statepolice are you over the age of 12?
wackey: no
wackey: 11
RamBam: I think statepolice is at a strip club.
Emma: Try some yoga wackey
RamBam: If he were really a cop he’d be at Dunkin Donuts.
wackey: Im old and decreped , sick no good
RamBam: Jesus healing is in another room
RamBam: This is the whiny jew room
statepolice: you are all suspects of the armed robbery of natwest last night
Cindi: lol ram
RamBam: Get a warrant or shut up.
RamBam: I’m a Jew. I’ve got lawyers.
statepolice: you look woried mr ford
wackey: you need a shave , dude
statepolice: in fact very orred
RamBam: He’s got no worries. His congregation is likely full of lawyers.
ElazarMuskin: he should be worried at how you;re ruining his chat statepolice
statepolice: worried
Cindi: Luke do you want publicity for your chat room? Or are you keeping it to your loyal followers?
YourMoralLeader: sure, pimp it out cindi
YourMoralLeader: thanks
ElazarMuskin: luke you should hang a nice curtain behind you
wackey: Im here for the beer
RamBam: Are you the Cindi that’s friends with Gauge?
ElazarMuskin: maybe get an oriental screen
ElazarMuskin: she’s Cindi Loftis
Emma: Curtain without a window?
RamBam: I thought Luke gave up porn.
ElazarMuskin: I’m in Ireland
wackey: Merica , yes
ElazarMuskin: on a mission
ElazarMuskin: Luke told us about you Cindi
yourheartsdesire: lol
ElazarMuskin: before you got here
Cindi: I never said my last name. I am a friend of Luke, ahhh so my secrets have been revealed
RamBam: I did research.
wackey: are those your real teeth ?
statepolice: gotcha
Emma: Where in Ireland Elazar?
ElazarMuskin: I think it’s the spelling Cindi. Cindi with an "I" is so um, unique
Cindi: DUCK luke, "shots fired"
ElazarMuskin: very near you Emma
Cindi: two eyes, lol
yourheartsdesire: luke are you st nicholas
ElazarMuskin: and getting closer
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RamBam: Lots of viewed many Gauge films just to how evil porn was.
Cindi: good for you Ram, now you know better
Emma: Ok
ElazarMuskin: just kidding Emma. Just there in spirit
Emma: lol
Cindi: back to LUke please….. lol
ElazarMuskin: What’s your next move Luke?
RamBam: Are there any Jews in Ireland?
yourheartsdesire: i think you are luke st nicholas in disguse
Emma: Dunno
YourMoralLeader: find a seder, rabbi, can I come to yours again?
RamBam: Which rabbi are you talking to?
YourMoralLeader: Rabbi Muskin
RamBam: You can come to mine but it’s in NYC.
User statepolice changed their name to andy.
RamBam: I think andy was impersonating a cop.
RamBam: That’s a felony.
andy: i think iwas
yourheartsdesire: what time is it there luke?
andy: what time is it in los angeles
wackey: 3:47
RamBam: Party Time!
yourheartsdesire: lol
guest75: it is 00:47 AM in Maastricht
ElazarMuskin: can you read us a passage luke
RamBam: Luke’s clock is running a bit fast.
ElazarMuskin: maybe a short story like "The Old Man and the Sea?
yourheartsdesire: brb
andy: its 23.48 here in the uk
RamBam: How about a midrash on this week’s parsha?
andy: and ive got a day of work tomorrow
andy: yipppppeeee
RamBam: Are you concerned about skin cancer?
yourheartsdesire: the space ships are coming
guest75: let them come
Cindi: very interesting group of people in here
wackey: yes , I had cancer but it was removed i hope
andy: im a washing machine now
RamBam: With Cindi Loftus here it has to be interesting.
Cindi: oye vay
guest75: explain
yourheartsdesire: im a slave
wackey: mazeltof
guest75: okéeee
Cindi: LUke you are very handsome as always
Cindi: But I do like the curtain idea
yourheartsdesire: to the kitchen sink
wackey: shave ,man
guest75: Uh ?
RamBam: You like to lie don’t you Cindi
andy: im getting dddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiizzy im on quick spin
yourheartsdesire: wacky he is father xmas
ElazarMuskin: Cindi likes everyone
guest75: Cindi..?
Cindi: Or even changing backdrops, like the beach, the pyramids, you could travel all over the world without leaving the hovel
wackey: he needs to gain 100 lbs.
ElazarMuskin: if he gained 100 lbs he’d be chaim amalek
wackey: Santa
yourheartsdesire: not with that beard he doesn’t
andy: wave to me
wackey: sumo
guest75: wow
andy: wave
Cindi: andy- you are funny as heck, I don’t care what anyone says
andy: i waving at you
guest75: Cindi: i love you
wackey: Cindi where are you ??
yourheartsdesire: smile luke it wont hurt
guest75: but you don’t care
RamBam: Broward County?
andy: thanks cindy
wackey: Merica , urop
Cindi: I try to like everyone, I don’t. I am in Florida, thanks for the love. I love Luke, always have
ElazarMuskin: Cindi hosted Luke at a swingers retreat at her home
wackey: I just came from Florida
ElazarMuskin: it was the same trip where Luke met Holly Randall
wackey: Spring training
ElazarMuskin: they shagged outdoors
Cindi: lmao, nope sorry that was in Tampa, I wasn’t there
guest75: Ohhh, Cindi,…i realy love you. You are so kind..;-))
RamBam: But you like that AC Cream guy right? So maybe you have a soft spot for psychos?
ElazarMuskin: under the liveoaks and swaying spanish moss
andy: cccccccccccccoooooooooeeeeee luke im waving
wackey: St petersburg too
Cindi: i am a psycho, so I stick to my own kind. I am in Fort Lauderdale
RamBam: live oaks are very romantic 🙂
wackey: Clearwater
guest75: I’m also waving, here in Maastricht
RamBam: So I was right. Broward.
Cindi: Luke- does that mean something in deaf sign language?
YourMoralLeader: it means i have sore elbows
YourMoralLeader: and have to stretch to overcome the carpal tunnel/blogger elbow
Cindi: so you need a maid and a massuse
wackey: you can sue the internet
YourMoralLeader: I was moving an ex-Gf the past two days, I’m sore and tired and my back hurts. But I was a gent.
Cindi: She musta been heavy
RamBam: You could pump juice like you did 2 weeks or so ago
YourMoralLeader: Having dinner with an ex-porn star turned Xtian masseuse tomorrow night
YourMoralLeader: She used to be known as "Aria"
YourMoralLeader: maybe she’ll rub my elbow before desert
Cindi: the one with muscles?
YourMoralLeader: yes
Cindi: Perhaps she will rub you for dessert
YourMoralLeader: or after would be fine too
RamBam: You hang out with alot of porn people Luke. Are you sure you’re out?
YourMoralLeader: nothing too intimate
YourMoralLeader: Just doing kiruv RamBam
Cindi: He is ministering to the down trodden
RamBam: Aria’s a Jew?
Cindi: She will be when Luke is done with her
RamBam: Did you make you a Jew?
YourMoralLeader: I’m following in the footsteps of Christ
Cindi: now I am really confused, lol
RamBam: You mean hanging with by whores?
RamBam: Like Mary Magdalene?
YourMoralLeader: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Method
YourMoralLeader: yeah, is that wrong?
RamBam: So you’re mixing Talmud and pickup lines?
Cindi: Luke do you get commision from Myster?
YourMoralLeader: just the simple pleasure of doing a mitzvah
RamBam: So you see seduction as a mitzvah?
YourMoralLeader: sometimes
RamBam: Is there intercourse?
Cindi: It’s not a mitzvah if you like it
YourMoralLeader: only within marriage, Rambam
RamBam: So you’re seducing without physical seduction?
RamBam: His bookcase is neater than the last time I was here
Cindi: THat’s not realy his room, that is poster of a mess
Cindi: Luke, can’t you get talking typing, so you don’t have to type so much>?
RamBam: I hope everyone has finished their taxes.
Kate: do u live alone luke
YourMoralLeader: hi kate
YourMoralLeader: Yes
Kate: ok
Kate: me too
YourMoralLeader: is that wrong?
Kate: it get lonley
YourMoralLeader: yes it does
YourMoralLeader: that’s why I’m on my cam so much
Kate: lol
Kate: i should get one
RamBam: Kate. That isn’t a very Jewish name.
RamBam: YOu spend all day chatting with shiksas.
Kate: lol i dont know where its from
RamBam: How are you going to find a good Jewish wife?
RamBam: Have you ever thought of doing the Lord’s work in prisons?
RamBam: There must be plenty of lost girls look to be seduced for the Lord.
RamBam: Why didn’t you use the Mystery Method on Kate?
Cindi: No leprecans are only in Ireland so you gave it away
Emma: Busted
Cindi: I like you Emma
Emma: Thanks Cindi.. I like you too
Gina: Group Hug!
RamBam: How did you happen upon Luke’s cam, Emma?
Emma: Hmm
Emma: I think on camstreams Rambam
Cindi: The question is will you go to LA to visit LUke and fall in love?
RamBam: Don’t do it!
Emma: That is the question on everyones lips
RamBam: Don’t do it!
Gina: Emma have you ever been to the U.S.?
Cindi: He’s easy to love, hard to like
Emma: Nope
Emma: Never
Emma: Never left mars Cindi
RamBam: Luke’s quietly watching us.
Emma: twilight zone
Emma: de de de de
Gina: do do do do
Cindi: Well Emma US has lots of beauty, LA is not great, surrounding area is very nice to visit
Cindi: Love Twiglight zone, lol
Emma: Ive seen pictures yeah
Emma: Looks good
Gina: emma likes gumby
Gina: and pokey
Emma: Everything and everyone looks good in la
Emma: I do gina!
Cindi: Lots of fake stuff and people in LA. LUke isn’t like that
Emma: I know..
RamBam: New York is interesting.
Cindi: Luke is one of the most REAL people I’ve ever known.
Emma: Everywhere is interesting
Emma: Can’t wait to travel
Cindi: NY State is beautiful especially in the fall
Cindi: NY City is not for me, but lots of people love the lights and buildings
RamBam: No. New Jersey isn’t interesting.
Emma: Anywhere looks interesting for me
Emma: All ive known is ireland
RamBam: Prague is beautiful.
RamBam: So is Budapest.
RamBam: Vienna is very impressive.
Cindi: lol NJ IS interesting, you neber tawk to a jursey gawl?
Emma: Italy is on my list
Cindi: Ram, I’ve seen all those places in Las Vegas!
RamBam: Exactly. Not interesting.
Gina: Emma, you should def do Venice w/ Luke
RamBam: Venice is very nice. But come in my boat. You have to come in by boat.
Cindi: My friend Gauge just did the Europeon tour of all those places Ram
RamBam: When was that?
Cindi: i’ve only been to the US and lots of tropical islands and Mexico and Canada
Gina: Is it hot in L.A. today?
Emma: Are you a model Cindi?
RamBam: Mexico is very dirty.
Emma: Mexico looks good Monterrey anyway
Cindi: Ram- She went to a convention a few months ago and took a 3 week detour around
Cindi: Emma- I am a writer
Emma: What is your subject Cindi?
RamBam: Porn.
Cindi: Many subjects Emma, but my main job is interviewing porn stars. My husband has cooked me dinner. I must go
Emma: Gina you ever got your eyelashes tinted?
RamBam: He looks a bit pasty to have been sunbathing.
Gina: no, no need have you?
Gina: if I would I would tint them pink I think
Emma: I got it done today.. I mean they are dark already but i was curious
Emma: Omg
Emma: Nightmare
Gina: why?
Emma: I could harldy see after lmao
Gina: is it permament?
Emma: Nope
YourMoralLeader: hi
Gina: Your eyes must really be gorgeous now 🙂
YourMoralLeader: thank you
Emma: It does look cool
Emma: lmao!
Emma: Never again though
