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Plumbers Crack Wreaks Havoc With My Prayers

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Luke Ford

So I was at minyan one morning saying my prayers like a good Jew when this bloke walks, sits down in front of me, and exposes massive plumber’s crack. And the bloke wasn’t even a plumber! He just wore his … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Do Celibate Pose!

Posted on December 19, 2010 by Luke Ford

I began yoga in January 2009. I went all-out. And within two months, I’d done a lot of damage to myself, some of it permanent and irreparable. Once you stretch ligaments, they don’t unstretch. Some of the damage was repaired … Continue reading →

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Don’t Let Yourself Go

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Luke Ford

I enjoy beauty and when I have to look at a fat slob, it bums me out. So ladies, shape up! Guys, shape up! We can’t take others for granted. We owe them our best. On his radio show today, … Continue reading →

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Joshing

Posted on April 18, 2010 by Luke Ford

“You can’t talk to girls the same way you talk to guys,” my father often told me. He was right. I tend to talk to guys in competitive put-downs. There’s a highly ritualized component to this. With certain friends, almost … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas Goyim!

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

I’m live on my cam: YourMoralLeader: merry xmas YourMoralLeader: goyim Emma: Happy hanukkah? YourMoralLeader: what does Xmas mean to you M and Beth? Emma: Family getting together Emma: The day Jesus was born Beth: I had to step away and … Continue reading →

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