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guest1:  try a nettie pot for your allergies..i use it & it helps do you know what it is ??  you don’t have to take any meds and you are able to operate heavy machinery
YourMoralLeader:  what is it?
guest1:  google netti pot.  you can buy it at walgreens and it pot of saline you stick up your nose and it cleans out your airways of pollutants and bacteria
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
YourMoralLeader:  i’ll add it to my… shopping
guest1:  now THATS A SIN ..spilling your seed in vain
YourMoralLeader:  not vain, i quite enjoy it
guest1:  the holy rabbis says so…they make the rules
guest1:  the music & sound is going to pot
guest1:  sound is officially gone to the dogs
YourMoralLeader:  reload
guest1:  don’t reload the condoms pls
guest2:  what is wrong with your hand?
YourMoralLeader:  tennis elbow, have to stretch
YourMoralLeader:  blogger elbow
guest5:  are you a contortionist or an extorionist
guest5:  yes oh yes….
guest5:  i guess that answers my question
guest5:  sound going bad again…
guest5:  i know you don’t sing well but …the sound going bad too is much to much to bear
guest5:  i guess i’ll just have to turn the sound off
YourMoralLeader:  i muted sound
guest5:  bless you ..
guest5:  do you feel safe now that you are alone safe & sound in the hovel ?
YourMoralLeader:  yes!
YourMoralLeader:  it’s a rabbi-free zone
Jok3Rr:  I can’t hear sound… is this normal?
guest5:  no one can judge you…only the holy one above!  but stop overbuying the condoms
YourMoralLeader:  sound muted, top secret work for mossad
Jok3Rr:  uh huh…
guest5:  ooh  i’m getting excited…hope i get a chance to be pistol whipped by a cute mossad agent
guest5:  i think i prefer no sound so i can concentrate on your breathtaking face of yours
guest5:  preferably beard free
YourMoralLeader:  only if you’ve been bad
guest5:  i am passed naughty
Jok3Rr:  awww… muted…. see now thats no fun, i was enjoying that song
Jok3Rr:  whatever it was…..
YourMoralLeader:  Gina, pretend  I’m your priest
guest5:  gina ??
YourMoralLeader:  whoops
YourMoralLeader:  bad guess
guest5:  forgive me father for i have sinned…i spent too much on condoms …i will now repent and will send all my future earning on a condo preferably not in the pico/robertson area
guest5:  father please please i promise i will try to be kinder to the opposite sex..
guest5:  and not have too much of it..
YourMoralLeader:  yes!
guest5:  lies and more lies
YourMoralLeader:  hi emma
YourMoralLeader:  i’ve missed you
YourMoralLeader:  how are the stables? do you ever sleep there?
Emma:  Missed you too…
Emma:  No I don’t sleep in the stables πŸ™‚
guest5:  what a lovefest  !!!
YourMoralLeader:  i want to sleep with you in the stables
YourMoralLeader:  like jesus and mary
Emma:  lol
guest5:  you want a kick in the hay??  you can use your condoms then
Emma:  You’ll be finding hay in places for days
guest5:  but rather you should use them in the condo
YourMoralLeader:  I feel like a stallion this morning, my mare.
YourMoralLeader:  I want to breed!
guest5:  i feel like an ass
Emma:  lol
guest5:  breed on brother !!!
guest5:  peru urvu !!
guest5:  too early for beastiality
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, you were always on my mind!
guest5:  where’s mare ??????
Emma:  And you on mine Luke!
guest5:  kenst brechen 
YourMoralLeader:  one more chance to keep you satisfied
guest5:  stallion get thee to a stall quickly…
guest5:  stop hoofing around and get busy
Emma:  lol
MannyMoeAndJack:  Luke, how aer you?
YourMoralLeader:  thank the good L-rd
User MannyMoeAndJack changed their name to YLM.
YLM:  Fine….thanks and you?
Emma:  –
Emma:  I have no sound…
Emma:  Oh I do… my music was too loud.
guest5:  and thats a bad thing ??? as long as you don’t sing along to the kangaroo song
Emma:  Of course I do!
YourMoralLeader:  hi happy
YourMoralLeader:  feeling up today?
User happy left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  how’s church? Does the priest stare at you when he rages against sin?
YourMoralLeader:  emma’s the religious one?
Maria:  yes..
Maria:  we are very different
YourMoralLeader:  how so?
Maria:  hmm
YourMoralLeader:  you dont go on cams much?
Maria:  I’m a rocker, lol
YourMoralLeader:  like libera?
Maria:  Emmas music
Maria:  she likes them alot
MannyMoeAndJack:  Maria, you a student? or work?
Maria:  i work in a travel agents
User RevDesmonFord changed their name to RevDesmondFord.
MannyMoeAndJack:  Ireland was a place to fully be christianized so a lot of the pre-Christian culture remains in different places. That is what I hav been fascinated with. There is still a large druid population from what I am told.
MannyMoeAndJack:  was a place that was christianized late, that is.
RevDesmondFord:  I see that my megalomaniacal anti-Semite son has proclaimed, "I am the King of the Jews!" on his wretched blog. What a turd you are, Luke. A real sinker.
RevDesmondFord:  Your brother Paul came up floaters every time. You? Sinkers each morning. I told you to eat your Weet-Bix! They’re made by the SDA, y’know.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sorry dad
YourMoralLeader:  You are right.
MannyMoeAndJack:  Desm. You sound as bad as Buckley.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, help me help you.
RevDesmondFord:  your hollow apologies mean nothing – just like your babbling "blog."
Emma:  Dads back….
YourMoralLeader:  Let’s talk about you, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  Tell your faithful followers about your publicly stated empathy with Hitler first.
YourMoralLeader:  Do you believe in corporal punishment?
guest11:  Listen, you little pansy-ass w**ker, I should have throttled you at birth with yourf own umbilical cord. How I rue the day that I listyened to your dead mum.
Emma:  Maria, sign Lukes guestbook
RevDesmondFord:  Better yet, tell your rabbi.
YourMoralLeader:  Sometimes, I feel a bit like Hitler.
User guest11 changed their name to ReverndDesmondFord.
YourMoralLeader:  I get all Nazi-like when I’m angry.
Maria:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  And I’m obsessed with Jews. I want them to come to Torah.
YourMoralLeader:  If they don’t, I’ll put ’em in camps.
RevDesmondFord:  Your false piety and self-professed commitment to Judaism is nothing but a smokescreen for your obsessive anti-Semitism.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Not drinking your own urine today, mate? Where’s your jug?
YourMoralLeader:  What should I do?
RevDesmondFord:  Yeah, here’s your jug, boy?
ReverndDesmondFord:  Kill yourself, mate! In your case it wouldn’t be a sin.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma’s got the jugs.
Emma:  lol
RevDesmondFord:  Very true. Suicide is the only option for you, son.
Maria:  wow, someone has a chip on their shoulder!!
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve found a nice girl dad. I want you to dance at my wedding.
YourMoralLeader:  And give a sermon.
YourMoralLeader:  What would you preach about?
Maria:  lol
ReverndDesmondFord:  But is her bum as big as Holly Randall’s? Tell us the story again about how you were too much of loser to hang on to that sheila.
RevDesmondFord:  Only a teenaged girl would buy into your act – which explains the presence of your latest nitwit groupie here.
Maria:  her bum is quite small actually..
Emma:  Leave my bum out of this
Emma:  😐
RevDesmondFord:  Please type out the contact information for your synagogue and the name of your rabbi so I can deliver my message about you directly.
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi Gadol
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I want to grow up to be just like you, only Jewish.
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’d like to do non-denominational intervention….to starighten you out with a fair-dinkum cricket bat.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I’m applying for work. May I use you as a reference?
Emma:  lol
ReverndDesmondFord:  What work would that be? Checking out public restrooms for sinkers or floaters?
YourMoralLeader:  yep!
RevDesmondFord:  You’re nt even fit for that.
YourMoralLeader:  How are you and Jesus these days?
YourMoralLeader:  Are you saved, dad? I worry about your eternal salvation.
ReverndDesmondFord:  All I know is that your brother and sister adhered to SDA guidelines…they stayed away from candy…but not you, mate. Sinkers every time.
YourMoralLeader:  It was a sin.
Maria:  take it you both like each other then?
Maria:  πŸ™‚
RevDesmondFord:  You WANT to be Jewish. But you are not. I remember when I’d march you and your brother Paul straight into the privy each morning. Paul would come up floaters every time.
RevDesmondFord:  That’s why he has prospered while you have disgraced yourself and your family.
Maria:  i think you are the only one disgracing yourself here
ReverndDesmondFord:  Why not tell us the real story about you and Wayne Cherry? I hear that you two Sodomites still correspond. Why the time I caught you both monkeying around with one another, I should have broken your hands. As a son, you really frost my tankard.
Emma:  Ah.. don’t bother Maria.
YourMoralLeader:  a bit of sodomy never hurt anyone, dad.
YourMoralLeader:  now and again
RevDesmondFord:  Your phony "Moral Leader" can’t read Hebrew, but he won’t let that get in the way of his mission to defame the Jews every chance he gets.
YourMoralLeader:  true true
ReverndDesmondFord:  My son…playing dress-up in the hopes of being "different." "Look at me, world. I’m a Jew!" Son, when you wore your sister’s panties it didn’t make you a woman, did it?
YourMoralLeader:  what should we do about the Jews dad?
YourMoralLeader:  no dad
ReverndDesmondFord:  Although it did make you a fair-dinkum ponce.
RevDesmondFord:  The first thing we ought to do is spare them from the likes of you, cretin.
YourMoralLeader:  where do I belong?
RevDesmondFord:  In an unmarked grave.
ReverndDesmondFord:  In an unmarked grave in the outback, make.
YourMoralLeader:  I miss you so much!
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, why did my mommy have to die?
RevDesmondFord:  Because you gave her cancer.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Look at you, cackling some well-chuffed kookaburra. If I were there, I’d give you such a thrashing. Even your brother Paul and his Oriental wife find you to be quite the creep.
Emma:  pfft
YourMoralLeader:  how do you feel about race-mixing, dad?
ReverndDesmondFord:  I believe we should mix Weet-Bix and milk…not races.
ReverndDesmondFord:  You ponce!
RevDesmondFord:  But your brother Paul is a fair-dinkum sight better than you, pansy.
RevDesmondFord:  I’m pretty well honked off with you, son.
ReverndDesmondFord:  To hear you dead mother cry as she was leaving this world was heartbreaking….and it was becasue of you.
alexanderthegreat:  hey emma
alexanderthegreat:  hi luke
alexanderthegreat:  and hi all
RevDesmondFord:  I wish I’d jacked off rather than impregnating your late Mum with you. We thought you were a cancerous tumor at first – and we were right.
Emma:  Hey Alex
ReverndDesmondFord:  Look at you…sitting theere day after day in a costume, preying on the ignorant. A pretend person leading a pretend life. I should have poisoned your legumes, mate!
Emma:  How are you today?
alexanderthegreat:  lovely rev
Emma:  As always alex
alexanderthegreat:  a bit down today cheer me up lol
Emma:  awww
Emma:  -hugs-
YourMoralLeader:  Not too much Emma!
alexanderthegreat:  ah feel better already
Emma:  Nope
RevDesmondFord:  Fair-dinkum right! A grown man who dresses up and plays at Judaism as if donning a clown costume. I’ve said it many times, and I’ll say it again: YOU ARE A FRAUD. Union was DEAD RIGHT, mate!
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’ll leave that to my nitwit of a son. I’ve got a sermon to compose: The Pain of Raising Of Self Involved Homosexual As a Son…and the Dangers Inherent In Peppermint Sticks.
YourMoralLeader:  Could you send me a copy of that sermon dad?

YourMoralLeader:  Not too much Emma!
alexanderthegreat:  ah feel better already
Emma:  Nope
RevDesmondFord:  Fair-dinkum right! A grown man who dresses up and plays at Judaism as if donning a clown costume. I’ve said it many times, and I’ll say it again: YOU ARE A FRAUD. Union was DEAD RIGHT, mate!
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’ll leave that to my nitwit of a son. I’ve got a sermon to compose: The Pain of Raising Of Self Involved Homosexual As a Son…and the Dangers Inherent In Peppermint Sticks.
YourMoralLeader:  Could you send me a copy of that sermon dad/
YourMoralLeader:  ?
Maria:  hi Alex
alexanderthegreat:  hey maria
Emma:  Alex meet Maria, my sis
ReverndDesmondFord:  Oh, and here goes my son pretending he has some sort of wrist malady from all the keyboard "work" he does. Get out and get a real job, sunny Jim.
alexanderthegreat:  oh maria hey really pleased to meet you
RevDesmondFord:  Your poisonous anti-Semitism is a repulsive reflection of your own insecurities, son. Sickening. I’ll be in touch with your rabbi on this topic.
ReverndDesmondFord:  You’ve been riding on the magic carpet long enough. Your brother Paul doesn’t act like that.
ReverndDesmondFord:  And he fair-dinkum married an Oriental of some kind.
YourMoralLeader:  pray for me dad
RevDesmondFord:  My son’s idea of "work" is attempting to foment anti-Semitism on the internet.
YourMoralLeader:  I want to be make you proud.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, you always were the wordsmith. I wish I could write as well as you.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Have you violated any gag orders today, boy? Outed any Jewish "child molesters" without investigating?
RevDesmondFord:  You don’t write. You slander via selective cut-and-paste attacks on the Jews.
ReverndDesmondFord:  How’s your campaign against Avraham Union going? Didn’t he say you were "deceitful" and then threw you out of the RCC conversion program? Why don’t you tell us all about that?
RevDesmondFord:  Yes, tell us.
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, he did say that and right he was. I can’t fool Rabbi Union.
YourMoralLeader:  He sees right through me.
YourMoralLeader:  Boy, he’s got my number.
YourMoralLeader:  I sinned.
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’d be well-pleased to hear that tale, I would. Didn’t the Rabbi say not to take ANYTHING you say at face value?
StuntmanBurt:  Not only that you look kinda dirty and tired, may I suggest a bath and an early night Luke!
RevDesmondFord:  I’m sure you’re struggling to find some was to portray him as a kiddie-diddler. It’s not hard to get  your number, boy.
YourMoralLeader:  Never could fool you,dad.
alexanderthegreat:  lot of tension in the room
Emma:  How is your day going Alex?
YourMoralLeader:  I know you reprove me only because you love me.
RevDesmondFord:  In truth, you are all too transparent. The only ones fooled by you are lazy internet jockeys like yourself. Ponce!
ReverndDesmondFord:  One way to alleviate that…Son, taake that gun, put it to your head and pull the trigger. make things right for right.
StuntmanBurt:  Good answer Luke!
RevDesmondFord:  A pat answer that means nothing.
alexanderthegreat:  its getting better thx just now chillin and listening to music
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us about getting tossed from the RCC conversion program, sunny Jim.
RevDesmondFord:  My son can only respond with smugness and weak attempts at sarcasm. He knows there’s no excuse.
RevDesmondFord:  Notice emy son has gone silent.
RevDesmondFord:  Tell us he RCC conversion program.
YourMoralLeader:  It’s too painful, dad.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Well, we’re waiting. Tell us about your conversaion attempt. Why didn’t that work out? And though you call call yourself a Jew and play dress-up around it, you’ve never actually converted, have you?
RevDesmondFord:  Tell us about how you were thrown out for being a fraud and a liar.
YourMoralLeader:  Yeah, all true.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m just a big fat phony.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell, us…it will ease the burden on your soul
ReverndDesmondFord:  What’s that like, sunny Jim? Walking though life knowing you’re a fake?
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I thought I could fool ’em but I couldn’t.
RevDesmondFord:  You use Judaism to prop up your misplaced sense of self-righteousness.
YourMoralLeader:  I don’t like it dad, I feel empty inside.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Your plastered smile and refusal to tell us the story of the RCC is typical of you, ya ponce. I can’t believe my loins produced a pathetic creature like you.
alexanderthegreat:  why are you giving luke a hard time rev ?
Emma:  Your loins produced a great person..inside and out rev
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us the story about Rabbi Union, son…aren’t you always harping about "the truth?"
RevDesmondFord:  A loathsome, spineless hypocrite, you are.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us, son…
RevDesmondFord:  A mindless teenaged girl fawning over you won’t change the hard truth. Tell us about the RCC conversion program.

YourMoralLeader:  Not one of my finest hours, Rev Des.
ReverndDesmondFord:  I swear, boy, I should have stomped your useless carcass and left it for wombat food when I had the chance.
Emma:  bloody p**ck
alexanderthegreat:  pillock
ReverndDesmondFord:  It would be by the time I finished with you, Emma…and you’d fair-dinkum enjoy it!
Emma:  I think not..
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us the RCC story, boy…we’re waiting.
alexanderthegreat:  rev you are a moron
ReverndDesmondFord:  No, the moron is my son…a liar from birth he is.
alexanderthegreat:  ah you speak
YourMoralLeader:  If Rev Des is annoying anyone, just put him on "ignore."
RevDesmondFord:  And notice my son’s silence.
StuntmanBurt:  I was in the bath, have I missed anything?
alexanderthegreat:  why are you so venomous
alexanderthegreat:  just bulls**t burt
RevDesmondFord:  We’re waiting for him to tell us about the RCC conversion program.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us all about Rabbi Union, son…tell us how you were deceitful.
StuntmanBurt:  Hey Rev
YourMoralLeader:  I love you, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  It’s interesting that you ignore my son’s venomous anti-Semitism  and flagrant dishonesty while attackng his Dad.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Look at my boy…he won’t answer the question.
alexanderthegreat:  who
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us about the RCC?
ReverndDesmondFord:  What a ponce…
alexanderthegreat:  did you wash behind the ears burt
ReverndDesmondFord:  …What cause you to be thrown out of the conversion program, son?
RevDesmondFord:  My son can’t muster any response beyond this hollow and meaningless prattle. He won’t deal with the truth about himself – he prefers to remain smug.
RevDesmondFord:  Tell us about Rabbi Union and why he threw you out of the conversion program, you fraud.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Yes, son, and why he says not to take anything you say at face value.
User MannyMoeAndJack left the room.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Bettr, let’s talk about Dennis Prager and why he has completely distanced himself from you.
YourMoralLeader:  Rev Des, I was never a friend nor a pupil.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Well, mates, I’ve got to bugger off. I’m going to have a bowl of Weet-Bix, write my sermon, and pray thast my son does the right thing and flings himself into oncoming traffic.
RevDesmondFord:  I’m still waiting for my ponce of a son to tell us the story on why he was thrown out of the RCC conversion program.
RevDesmondFord:  It seems my son’s sycophants have more to say than he does this morning.
RevDesmondFord:  Anyone stupid enough to believe in my son is not worth the bother.
RevDesmondFord:  Union was right.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Luke, fix emma’s horse please!
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll give it a blessing
RevDesmondFord:  Notice that my son won’t tell the story about the RCC.
RevDesmondFord:  He’s so committed to "the truth" – except when it comes to mis own sorry self.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Yay!!! RCC! story!
MannyMoeAndJack:  Which Beit din did you go through then?
YourMoralsoapdodger:  That was a crap story!
YourMoralsoapdodger:  My turn to lead now!!
RevDesmondFord:  UNION WAS RIGHT
YourMoralsoapdodger:  I got thrown out of KFC once!
User ReverndDesmondFord left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  The RCC will never give me another chance, dad.
alexanderthegreat:  rcc ?
alexanderthegreat:  what is RCC
Emma:  Rabbinical Council of California
ReverndDesmondFord:  Yes, son, tell us all about it…
RevDesmondFord:  ask my hypocritical anti-Semite of a son.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us what you did, boy…
RevDesmondFord:  I’ve met death adders in the outback with more moral fiber. And speaking of fiber: Sinkers of floaters today, Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Floaters
alexanderthegreat:  palestine for the palestinians
RevDesmondFord:  LIAR
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Why does your Dad hate you Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Dunno
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Maybe if you washed, that might help?
alexanderthegreat:  no dad can hate their son only hate sometimes the things that they do
RevDesmondFord:  Oh, how my son loves to  adopt right-wing, holier-than-thou "moral" postures; it helps with his desperate need to feel superior.
ReverndDesmondFord:  I hate my son becasue he’s neither moral nor a leader.
alexanderthegreat:  yep you hate what he is doing not HIM
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Ohhhh, is that like a bad thing? Rev?
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’m fair-dinkum certain I hate him as well. I don’t like the cut of his jib, mate. And he killed his mum.
ReverndDesmondFord:  And has since uused her death to play the sympathy card.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  How long ago was that? Rev
RevDesmondFord:  his preening attempts to play the martyr.

RevDesmondFord:  Never have I encountered a more self-aggrandizing, self-obsessed whelp than my son Luke.
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us about RCC, son. You’ve never fully explained the story.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Soz, there are two rev’s???
ReverndDesmondFord:  Ever seen "The Matrix," sport?
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us about Rabbi Union, mate.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Did somone really die beacause of you Luke?
RevDesmondFord:  Union was right. But this lot here is sorry enough to be taken in by my son’s lies.
ReverndDesmondFord:  His dear mum…. I loved that woman.
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, I gave my mum cancer.
YourMoralLeader:  Sorry mum.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Is that all? I forgive you Luke!
ReverndDesmondFord:  No…son…tell us the real story. No some foolish story you thing is "cute."
ReverndDesmondFord:  Tell us the story. perhaps you can "blog" about it.
RevDesmondFord:  It makes  for good blogging, mate!
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’m buggering off. I’m going to capture a few death adders, put them between two slices of bread and force feed it to my no-account son.
YourMoralLeader:  I was caught buggering a wombat in the shul
RevDesmondFord:  My son is concerned only with self-glorification and self-seeking nonsense.
RevDesmondFord:  His craven, selfish character is at odds with his laughable "moral" posturing.
ReverndDesmondFord:  For someone who talks about "truth" he seems reluctant to divulge the truth of his conversion.
YourMoralLeader:  My dad is such a great character
RevDesmondFord:  He deflects the truth at every opportunity. Coward.
YourMoralLeader:  XIXIXOX
ReverndDesmondFord:  I’m going to heave my Weet-Bix. Tell us the truth, ponce.
User ReverndDesmondFord left the room.
YourMoralsoapdodger:  Wow! Luke that was a harsh room today, see you soon mate, have a shave ok!
RevDesmondFord:  It’s no use, son. You can’t hide.
RevDesmondFord:  I predict we will see more defamatory and unfounded attacks on the Jews in his "blog" today. The idea of portraying rabbis as molesters fills him with such glee – ask yourselves why that is.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  im sure she’s nice  … I don’t know her .. and her piece is a fluff piece .. that’s what interviews for a publication like LA Mag are .. I don’t have any problem with that .. we’ll just set the record straight  .. 
QuixoticLass:  should have asked him for shoes instead
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  its ok when you’re doing an interview piece .. what comes out of the subjects mouth is a qoute ..  what it fact and truth is what is called reporting …  not much reporting in that piece .. a lot of good interviewing
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  mirthala (i mean me!) πŸ™‚ has a block when it comes to reporting facts .. that can be a problem when a reporter
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  and its just my style  … but when someone says something that can be proved otherwise .. even if they say it .. I report that .. like some stuff in that fluff piece ..
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  but that’s just me .. πŸ™‚
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  wedding in May in Cabo.. sorry you’re not invited! πŸ™‚
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  and neither are those pesky ERS guys .. whats the deal with those guys … thinking that reporting true facts is required in journalism .. what’s up with that! (please!)
YourMoralLeader:  oy
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  oy vay …  yadda yadda yadda!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  btw .. lose the beard .. i don’t like it .. tony was always clean shaven!
QuixoticLass:  the beard keeps him from sinning
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  I doubt that ..
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  just makes his face itchy .. I know .. I have beard issues!
alexanderthegreat:  luke was that person REALLY your dad ?
YourMoralLeader:  no
alexanderthegreat:  and was that conversation real or all made up then ?
alexanderthegreat:  i thought it was your dad LOl
QuixoticLass:  what happened last night?
QuixoticLass:  I chatted with some guys, played some scrabulous
YourMoralLeader:  don’t lead ’em on
QuixoticLass:  who?
YourMoralLeader:  you
YourMoralLeader:  the boys you toy with
QuixoticLass:  you think I lead guys on?
QuixoticLass:  I’m intelligent and dangerous.  Men can draw their own conclusions.
QuixoticLass:  Actually, had to start playing scrabulous to avoid further conversation about erotic poetry that was shared with me.
themoodyblue:  OK, NOW I have a picture
themoodyblue:  Luke, I am curious. How much interplay in the discussions between this site and your previous ones is there? It seems like there would be a LOT of fertile ground for moral discussions between those topics!
YourMoralLeader:  I do the same thing, lass
themoodyblue:  interesting. It justs seems that the Talmud and AVN might bump head on into one another
YourMoralLeader:  There’s some interpenetration.
YourMoralLeader:  sacred vs profane
QuixoticLass:  you play scrabulous to avoid talking about erotic poetry?
QuixoticLass:  why don’t you play with me, then?
themoodyblue:  I have always found your balance between the 2 worlds fascinating
YourMoralLeader:  thank you, sohave I.
themoodyblue:  What do some of those discussions look like?
themoodyblue:  That HAS to be interesting
QuixoticLass:  YML thinks I tease men.
QuixoticLass:  that I lead them on
QuixoticLass:  it’s very upsetting
YourMoralLeader:  I once hooked up with a tentative rabbinics student who liked to talk Torah while having relations.
themoodyblue:  IS that Bananarama in the background?
themoodyblue:  That is Torah study! Interesting. Please tell me he was NOT Hasidic!
YourMoralLeader:  She wouldn’t let me do missionary because it was patriarchal.
YourMoralLeader:  Conservative Jewess
RussianDragon:  is doggie more jewish
YourMoralLeader:  bisexual
themoodyblue:  Works for me. Makes theology a whole lot more interesting
YourMoralLeader:  she wanted to be on top
themoodyblue:  Its that feminist control thing about being on top
themoodyblue:  my wife is the same way
DoooDaaa:  yes we know moody
themoodyblue:  I am curious. Do you still keep up with the porn industry? What do you think of the Evil Angel indictment?
themoodyblue:  THAT should engineer sweeping change
YourMoralLeader:  I dont keep up
DoooDaaa:  wtf u talkin about moody?
themoodyblue:  Big porn crackdown by the Feds. It was on CNN last night

RevDesmondFord:  Get off the phone, you fair-dinkum ponce! Daddy’s home.
RevDesmondFord:  All sinkers today, eh, mate?
RevDesmondFord:  I’m not surprised.
YourMoralLeader:  yes
RevDesmondFord:  Eating food earmarked for the homeless is not only a perfect summation of your character but a sure way of weighing down your stools.
YourMoralLeader:  good point
RevDesmondFord:  You are a disappointment. A bitter disappointment.
RevDesmondFord:  Taking food from the mouths of the needy – because you are too lazy to get a real job. I ought to stomp on your breadbasket ’till it all comes back up.
RevDesmondFord:  Then I’d march you down to the store and make you boy DOUBLE what you ate!
RevDesmondFord:  You’d pay for it and donate it to those people.
RevDesmondFord:  Then I’d make you eat a burst cane toad, you creep.
YourMoralLeader:  You’re a good man.
RevDesmondFord:  I can’t believe I spawned the likes of you.
RevDesmondFord:  It’s all fun and games now, sunny Jim. But it won’t be when I gut you from stem to stern!
RevDesmondFord:  Let’s talk about your rejection by the RCC.
RevDesmondFord:  Tell us the story, mate.
RevDesmondFord:  You were never really allowed to convert, now, were you?
RevDesmondFord:  Why is that?
YourMoralLeader:  Not by them, dad. Luckily they are not the only rabbis in the world or in CA who convert people.
RevDesmondFord:  Why did they throw you out? TELL US.
guest3:  your dads rough on you lately
guest3:  trying to push you over the edge….
YourMoralLeader:  Hi dad, because I was writing on the porn industry. I never mentioned that to them. Somebody told them. They felt betrayed.
RevDesmondFord:  That’s because my son is a phony, a hypocrite and and anti-Semite.
YourMoralLeader:  It’s tough love.
ChickenRanch:   Luke’s dad, how do you feel about your son benig jewish
RevDesmondFord:  Rabbi Union says that is not the real story.
RevDesmondFord:  Here’s how I feel about it: He isn’t Jewish.
ChickenRanch:  what do you feel he is
guest3:  show us your bris Luke
RevDesmondFord:  Let me give you an example: When my ponce of a son dressed up in his monther’s or his sister’s clothes, it didn’t make him a woman, now, did it?
ChickenRanch:  don’t show it here, show it to the ladies of the Chicken or Bunny Ranch
RevDesmondFord:  Although it made him attractive to his boyhood friend Wayne Cherry.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, why don’t you call Rabbi Union?
RevDesmondFord:  Look at that stupid facial expression.
guest3:  what should he call him?
ChickenRanch:  Luke, why dosen’t your dad beleve you are jewish
RevDesmondFord:  Because he isn’t. Ask Rabbi Union.
ChickenRanch:  Luke’s dad, do you beleive in the concept of Judaism
RevDesmondFord:  And what about Dennis Prager? What does he think of you, son?
ChickenRanch:  or it’s morals or ideas
YourMoralLeader:  He’s not a big fan, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  Here’s what I think: My son has about as much to do with the morals and ideals of Judaism as he does with its culture and tradition – i.e. NOTHING.
guest3:  tell us what you really think Dad
ChickenRanch:  how about yourself, you aren’t jewish, what do you think of the ideals and stuff about judaism
RevDesmondFord:  He’s a miserable little troll who lives to defame the Jews, to gossip, to glorify his own pathetic ego. All of his activities are aimed at destroying the Jews.
RevDesmondFord:  And exalting himself.
RevDesmondFord:  And he comes up sinkers every morning – I can tell you that from my own malodorous experience.
RevDesmondFord:  It was a family ritual to check everybody’s spoor.
RevDesmondFord:  Everybody else came up floaters; not Luke.
ChickenRanch:  Luke’s dad, if Luke one day gets married to a jewish girl, how will you feel?
RevDesmondFord:  Look at his smug, smirking puss. Basking in your own anti-Semitic paranoia?
RevDesmondFord:  How would I feel? His brother Paul married a fair-dinkum Oriental. And he’s still all floaters in my book. I don’t care about that!
RoyScotalnd:  anti-semitism=anti-most things i care about
RevDesmondFord:  The question you should be asking is what sort of Jewish family would accept a Hitler-worshipping piece of s**t like my son into their fold?
ChickenRanch:  so if luke marries a jew and has a kid, your grandchild will be a jew
RoyScotalnd:  wow- me watch is 400 years slow
RevDesmondFord:  That is of no consequence. Let’s focus on Dennis Prager, and how my son betrayed him and abused his kindness.
RevDesmondFord:  Tell us that story, sunny Jim!
YourMoralLeader:  Let’s.
YourMoralLeader:  He felt betrayed when I started blogging about him in late 1997. I lost all the friends we had in common. But I was never a friend nor a pupil.
RevDesmondFord:  What a c u n t you are, son.
RoyScotalnd:  say what you mean df
YourMoralLeader:  It was similar to what a kindly Editor at LFP felt.
RevDesmondFord:  Everyone who’s had truck with you recognizes that basic truth about you.
RevDesmondFord:  How did it go over when you tried to steal Dennis Prager’s URL, son?
ChickenRanch:  how is the shabbath for a seventh day advantist different from the way it is observed by jews
RevDesmondFord:  What would Laurie Zimmet say if I asked her about that?
YourMoralLeader:  Not sure she’s my biggest fan, Dad.
YourMoralLeader:  Orthodox Jews are stricter.
RevDesmondFord:  And why would that be, son?
RoyScotalnd:  and you guys think that a god would support your cause- god needs guidance
YourMoralLeader:  For the reasons you know, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  Full disclosure, please! And straighten your posture before I thrash you!
RevDesmondFord:  Tell us the reasons. State them explicity, o seeker of truth.
RevDesmondFord:  Enjoying yourself, c u n t?
YourMoralLeader:  I already have in my writing on the matter, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  Let’s go over it. This bears repeating.
RoyScotalnd:  Thank goodness- your Lord is so insignificant to you that he needs webcams
RoyScotalnd:  do you borth hate him so much?
RevDesmondFord:  I’m off to the market to pay for groceries that I’ll buy with my own money. Maybe some Weet Bix.
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RoyScotalnd:  respect to disbeleivers
RevDesmondFord:  But before I do… be assured that it takes a fair-dinkum ponce of a man to take food out of the mouths of the homeless – and then snipe about "Jews with mortgages" in the bargain. You’ll pay for this with the time comes, sunny Jim. BY EATING A BURST CANE TOAD
ChaimAmalek:  Were you harsh with Luke as a child?
RoyScotalnd:  amalek- you believe these believers who don’t trust their leader?
RevDesmondFord:  There’s Luke’s anti-Semitic alter ego.
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ChaimAmalek:  What went wrong – too little discipline, or too much?
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
ChaimAmalek:  I say there is no Chaim Amalek.
RevDesmondFord:  Your hateful obsession with the Jews does not make you – nor your alter ego- Jewish.
ChaimAmalek:  It is just Luke talking to himself.
RevDesmondFord:  smirking little turd.
YourMoralLeader:  Come on dad,
YourMoralLeader:  you know I can’t write as well as "Chaim Amalek."
zappa:  A father has every right to call his son a c u n t. If he is one, he is opne
RevDesmondFord:  And my son sure is.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, did your father abuse you?
ChaimAmalek:  Did he slap you around in public?
RoyScotalnd:  so you guys still friends?
YourMoralLeader:  I wish Dennis Prager would read the Torah to me in perfect Hebrew.
YourMoralLeader:  No, my dad was a total mentch!
ChaimAmalek:  Did he threaten and humiliate you before your friends?
YourMoralLeader:  My dad’s the best.
YourMoralLeader:  noo
zappa:  there are no taboos in effrontery between father and son
zappa:  For all we know this is a term of endearment
RoyScotalnd:  sad but revealing
ChaimAmalek:  What, no Emma?
RevDesmondFord:  My son cannot read Hebrew – another example of his charade.
RevDesmondFord:  What does your rabbi think of your incessant anti-Semitic blather on the internet? And your continued involvement in the porn industry?
YourMoralLeader:  How am I still involved in porn, dad?
zappa:  Highly entertaining exchanges nontheless, it must be said
ChaimAmalek:  Luke is not part of the porn industry and he is one of the more well regarded Jews in Los Angeles
RevDesmondFord:  Except he’s not Jewish.
RevDesmondFord:  Does Rabbi Union hold Luke in high regard?
ChaimAmalek:  I know for a fact that he is Jewish.  I held a special conversion ceremony for him
RoyScotalnd:  i’ve got piles- but now i’m cured
ChaimAmalek:  Remember – Judaism has no Pope.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, if Praeger is important, why is he unknown in New York?
RevDesmondFord:  I’m sure the "special conversion ceremony" required plenty of lubricant, you hateful creep.
ChaimAmalek:  No, not a lot.
ChaimAmalek:  Natural lube was enough
RevDesmondFord:  Well, my son is, after all, a c u n t.
ChaimAmalek:  RevDesmondFord, what are you up to these days?
RoyScotalnd:  your vocab is sooo impressive-
RevDesmondFord:  I’m about to go buy my own groceries.
ChaimAmalek:  I would like to see the two of you reconcile.
ChaimAmalek:  You should be as close as lips and teeth
RoyScotalnd:  if a man says his son is a womans privates then that man has no children!
ChaimAmalek:  At the very least, you should be amazed at your son’s popularity with the ladies, given his very limited financial circumstances.
guest3:  i would love for you to reveal who this RevDesmond Ford really is…he is so hysterically funny…i am peeing in my panties…if fact the floor is flooded…please tell me who you really are…i think i am in love with you !!!!
RevDesmondFord:  I have no son. Just a whingeing,  attention-whoring sodomite who harbors a psychotic loathing for the Jews.
ChaimAmalek:  guest3, I’m like Jesus.  The way to Luke is through me.
guest3:  ah shucks i was so close…oh here is my future LOVER
RoyScotalnd:  or are we saying- i have no son- ergo he is not a c u n t- twat
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guest3:  REV ….I WANT YOU TO REV ME UP NOW !!!!
RoyScotalnd:  get a grip-
RevDesmondFord:  We are saying that my son is a  c u n t.
RevDesmondFord:  who gave his poor mum cancer.
ChaimAmalek:  This chat would be the bee’s knees if you could get your dad to make a personal appearance, on camera
guest3:  i can’t help my self.. even if he gave me the grip …i lust him
RoyScotalnd:  if your god supports that rubbish- he’s made up- is that what u think
guest10:  enough with this self shame crap…life is good Rev
RevDesmondFord:  UNION WAS RIGHT
guest3:  chaim  are you frum ??
RoyScotalnd:  more onion than union- thus spaketh the tit
ChaimAmalek:  I am frum New York
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RoyScotalnd:  leave him alone- at least he smiles
guest3:  from flatush or shnorer park …fun vanen vaist too ??
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ChaimAmalek:  If Rabbi Union is really Jewish, then why doesn’t he have a Jewish name?
ChaimAmalek:  South Williamsburg.
ChaimAmalek:  Between the Pupa, the Belzer, and the Satmar
guest3:  satmar, vishnitz, bobov, veiner,
ChaimAmalek:  I grew up with the Samover Chassidim
guest3:  oiberlander ???
guest3:  mujar ???
guest3:  hust de yichus ????
ChaimAmalek:  I was ejected from the kehilla when a rebbetzin began making googoo eyes at me.  I had to flee in the night across the river
ChaimAmalek:  Ich habbe viela yichus
ChaimAmalek:  Ich komme aus grosse Rabbenim
ChaimAmalek:  Rabbi Gadol
guest3:  how about yichus atzmi ???
ChaimAmalek:  Und du?
ChaimAmalek:  Wast hast du?
RoyScotalnd:  when god came down from the mouintain- he said – and these twats think i need them to look after me- you’ve just gotta laufg mate- i shrugged- then i joined in with his laughter-twas his round after all!
guest3:  meir auichet ???
ChaimAmalek:  Mehr – nicht meir
guest3:  hasto chasaneh gehat ??
ChaimAmalek:  many times
guest3:  ich bin a besilah !!!
ChaimAmalek:  Verleight, ich bin Moshiach
ChaimAmalek:  So zoogt Oral Roberts
ChaimAmalek:  Haba English sprechen
guest3:  mitzvah gedolah lehiyos besulah tamid… brestlover  saying my version
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, English only in the chat room
ChaimAmalek:  Ich bin grosse brestlover
ChaimAmalek:  D and up
RoyScotalnd:  and then he said- and i’ve never forgotten this-but they only listen to what they got told to listen to- i gave the oldman a cuddle
guest3:  hugh breasts exclusively ??
ChaimAmalek:  But only real.  I don’t go with those Pipukahr Jews
ChaimAmalek:  B at least
ChaimAmalek:  but be real
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guest3:  silicone sucks
ChaimAmalek:  I am open minded, but I do not like artificial things.  Of course, these days I am post sexual so these matters are all academic

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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