Tag Archives: seder

I’ve Had My Blackberry Curve For A Year

I don’t know how I lived without it. Thanks to my Curve, I was able to walk into my acupuncture last year knowing that I had been suspended from my shul just before Rosh Hashanah for outing Jewish Journal anonymous … Continue reading

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I’m Hosting My First Seder!

I’m so excited! I’ve never hosted a seder before. I’ve always been the guest. Now I’m taking ownership of my Judaism. And it will all be live on my cam! (Just kidding, rabbis.) Chaim Amalek emails: "Absolutely you should leave … Continue reading

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Insecure About Her Jewish Identity

I love the writing Lilit Marcus, who’s revived Jewcy.com. She comments: "I know that a large part of the reason I am so insecure about my religious identity is because of men I’ve dated and their judgments on my Jewishness. … Continue reading

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San Fernando Valley Jewish Vigilantes Threatening To Form Committees

Disco Duck emails: Levi, I have two things to share. First is that on the first night of Pesach this year my family was assaulted by anti-Semites on the way home from a Seder at 3:30 AM. These punks drove … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the fun! I’ve missed you guys. guest3:  meet any ladies over the break? Guest23:  What are we listening to? YourMoralLeader:  scorpions Guest23:  I’m dying for a slice of white bread Guest23:  with a shmear of peanut … Continue reading

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Join Me Live On My Cam For The Ceremony Of Bedikat Hametz

I will go from room to room in my hovel holding only a candle and a feather and a spoon and I will scoop up the remaining crumbs of bread and chant some gnarly incantations. Following that, I will stage … Continue reading

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Thursday Will Rock On My Cam With Live Preparation For Passover

A day of cleaning will climax at 8 pm PST with Bedikat Hametz. Holding just one lighted candle, I will go from room to room live on my cam with a feather and a large spoon, scooping up the last … Continue reading

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The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites

For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading

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