Category Archives: Personal

The Luke Ford Show

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Curious writes: "Is there any mass appeal to your reality show without the porn aspect? I mean an under performing Jew is unique, but hardly ranks a show." Fred emails: "How about an under performing Jew with a penchant for … Continue reading →

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I Call Emma For The First Time

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: Gina: Dad will be there too Gina: both Dads YourMoralLeader: let me talk to your father YourMoralLeader: my dad and his dad Gina: have the talk Luke ANYTIMEASAP: heh fill me in whats on with … Continue reading →

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Live Chat With Emma

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader: i’m sick mentally and physically Emma: Whats wrong? YourMoralLeader: just a cold, feeling better actually Emma: Good YourMoralLeader: what’s new? YourMoralLeader: how’s pops? Emma: Fine Emma: Thanks YourMoralLeader: have u told him about us? … Continue reading →

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‘I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary’

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader: I captured Emma during an online war, rabbi, so first I’ll have to shave her head and let mourn for her family for a month guest66: i will sit shivah guest14: Shhhhh…..goyim are here … Continue reading →

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Emma’s Great California Vacation

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: Emma: You know…. Emma: I think its time for a trim YourMoralLeader: trim of what? Emma: Of… Emma: Your… Emma: Beard…….. YourMoralLeader: charisma? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: I’d lose my moral strength YourMoralLeader: like samson Emma: … Continue reading →

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Orthodox Girls Gone Wild – Hitting Hollywood Saturday Night For A Birthday Party

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

I wake up Saturday morning with a tickle in my throat. What’s she doing here? I contemplate skipping motzei Shabbat karaoke but don’t want to leave the boyfriend in the lurch. Poor man. Without me, he’d be stuck in a … Continue reading →

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JConnectLA Friday Night

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

Workmen’s Circle. 6:20 p.m. I’m the second person to arrive. It’s my first Shabbat in over eight years without my black undertaker suit. Instead I’m wearing this striped ill-fitting number I got for $20 from the Jewish thrift store on … Continue reading →

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Quit Your Day Job

Posted on May 2, 2008 by Luke Ford

If you are serious about making money online, there’s a free course I just signed up for — The Black Ink Project. Take it with me and we’ll get rich together! I’m feeling very close to you right now.

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I’m Live With Rabbi Gadol, Rev Des

Posted on May 2, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun. Rabbi Gadol is my Jeremiah Wright. ArielSokolovsky: i bought a laptop ArielSokolovsky: and a wbcam ArielSokolovsky: and web studio ArielSokolovsky: tools ArielSokolovsky: so i’ll be able to outleader you ArielSokolovsky: RabbiGodol is a real … Continue reading →

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‘Secret Lives Of Great Authors’

Posted on May 1, 2008 by Luke Ford

From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential … Continue reading →

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