YourMoralLeader: i’m sick mentally and physically
Emma: Whats wrong?
YourMoralLeader: just a cold, feeling better actually
YourMoralLeader: what’s new?
YourMoralLeader: how’s pops?
YourMoralLeader: have u told him about us?
Emma: He would freek
YourMoralLeader: he’ll be pleased to hear about the reality show coming to visit him
Emma: Yeah thats springing it on him gently
Emma: How is your day going?
YourMoralLeader: just got acupuncture
YourMoralLeader: emma, you never share any drama from your life, i want drama!
Emma: Im not a drama queen
Emma: There isnt much drama lol
YourMoralLeader: tell me something about ur life
Emma: What do you want to know?
Emma: What do you want Luke!
YourMoralLeader: i want to know more about you
YourMoralLeader: but it’s like pulling teeth!
YourMoralLeader: r u afraid of emotional intimacy?
Emma: Are you?
Emma: Ok then
Emma: I hope we can communicate better when we meet
YourMoralLeader: I just want to be close to you
YourMoralLeader: is that too much to ask?
YourMoralLeader: i don’t want to invade you
YourMoralLeader: till we’re married
Emma: Is that what you call it…
YourMoralLeader: what do you call it?
YourMoralLeader: when two irish love each other and want to express their love in a concrete way, what do they do?
Emma: On my wedding night I dont expect my husband to invade me
YourMoralLeader: how about plough?
Emma: plough lmao
Emma: No Luke I dont want you to plough me
Emma: Or pork me
Emma: Or plunder me
YourMoralLeader: how about f**k?
YourMoralLeader: how about make sweet tender love?
Emma: You sure have a way with words
Emma: Thats better
YourMoralLeader: how about root?
YourMoralLeader: what do the irish call it?
YourMoralLeader: what did your parents teach you about the act of marital intimacy?
Emma: suirí a dhéanamh
Emma: My parents never spoke of this with me
YourMoralLeader: I need to have a talk with them.
YourMoralLeader: I need to round out your Catholic education with some Jewish insights.
YourMoralLeader: for my TV show
Emma: Your tv show is about you…
Emma: Your day to day life
YourMoralLeader: it’s more about aking the Gospel of Luke into Ireland
YourMoralLeader: and converting the savages
YourMoralLeader: which irish hero do I most resemble?
Emma: Your in a class of your own Luke. I don’t think you resemble any irish
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)