Live Chat With Emma

From my live cam chat:

YourMoralLeader:  i’m sick mentally and physically
Emma:  Whats wrong?
YourMoralLeader:  just a cold, feeling better actually
Emma:  Good
YourMoralLeader:  what’s new?
YourMoralLeader:  how’s pops?
Emma:  Fine
Emma:  Thanks
YourMoralLeader:  have u told him about us?
Emma:  No
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Emma:  He would freek
YourMoralLeader:  he’ll be pleased to hear about the reality show coming to visit him
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Yeah thats springing it on him gently
Emma:  =]
Emma:  How is your day going?
YourMoralLeader:  just got acupuncture
YourMoralLeader:  emma, you never share any drama from your life, i want drama!
Emma:  Im not a drama queen
Emma:  There isnt much drama lol
YourMoralLeader:  tell me something about ur life
Emma:  What do you want to know?
Emma:  What do you want Luke!
YourMoralLeader:  i want to know more about you
YourMoralLeader:  but it’s like pulling teeth!
Emma:  lol
Emma:  hmm
YourMoralLeader:  r u afraid of emotional intimacy?
Emma:  No
Emma:  Are you?
YourMoralLeader:  no
Emma:  Ok then
Emma:  I hope we can communicate better  when we meet
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  I just want to be close to you
YourMoralLeader:  is that too much to ask?
Emma:  No
YourMoralLeader:  i don’t want to invade you
YourMoralLeader:  till we’re married
Emma:  Is that what you call it…
Emma:  Invade
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  what do you call it?
YourMoralLeader:  when two irish love each other and want to express their love in a concrete way, what do they do?
Emma:  On my wedding night I dont expect my husband to invade me
YourMoralLeader:  how about plough?
YourMoralLeader:  boff?
Emma:  loool
YourMoralLeader:  plunder?
YourMoralLeader:  shtup?
Emma:  plough lmao
YourMoralLeader:  pork?
Emma:  lol
Emma:  No Luke I dont want you to plough me
Emma:  Or pork me
Emma:  Or plunder me
YourMoralLeader:  how about f**k?
Emma:  pfffffft
YourMoralLeader:  how about make sweet tender love?
Emma:  You sure have a way with words
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Thats better
YourMoralLeader:  how about root?
YourMoralLeader:  what do the irish call it?
YourMoralLeader:  what did your parents teach you about the act of marital intimacy?
Emma:  suirí a dhéanamh
Emma:  My parents never spoke of this with me
YourMoralLeader:  I need to have a talk with them.
Emma:  Why?
YourMoralLeader:  I need to round out your Catholic education with some Jewish insights.
Emma:  hmmm
YourMoralLeader:  for my TV show
Emma:  Your tv show is about you…
Emma:  Your day to day life
YourMoralLeader:  it’s more about aking the Gospel of Luke into Ireland
YourMoralLeader:  and converting the savages
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  which irish hero do I most resemble?
YourMoralLeader:  saint?
Emma:  Your in a class of your own Luke. I don’t think you resemble any irish

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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