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Tag Archives: chastity
I Can’t Do Celibate Pose!
I began yoga in January 2009. I went all-out. And within two months, I’d done a lot of damage to myself, some of it permanent and irreparable. Once you stretch ligaments, they don’t unstretch. Some of the damage was repaired … Continue reading
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I’ve Taken A Vow Of Eternal Chastity
I can not be swayed. I can not be tempted. ChaimAmalek: Luke, I am sorry to hear that you have taken a vow of eternal chastity. It is not required of you by Judaism, but I respect your decision ChaimAmalek: … Continue reading
Orthodox Girls Gone Wild – Hitting Hollywood Saturday Night For A Birthday Party
I wake up Saturday morning with a tickle in my throat. What’s she doing here? I contemplate skipping motzei Shabbat karaoke but don’t want to leave the boyfriend in the lurch. Poor man. Without me, he’d be stuck in a … Continue reading
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