Category Archives: JConnect LA

Guys With Yarmulkes Dancing With Girls

I’m at the JConnectLA party tonight. About a quarter of the crowd is nominally Orthodox. Many of them dance with the opposite sex. Many of them are my friends. I watch them swaying with their yarmulkes and I notice that … Continue reading

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The Maimonides Of Pick-Up Artists

JConnectLA‘s Tu B’Av love party at 7174 Melrose Blvd is jammed. I haven’t gotten any sleep for days. I’m stumbling around, feeling old and lost and claustrophobic, yet people keep coming up to me and telling me what amazing energy … Continue reading

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Where The Girls At?

I primarily go to yoga for the awesome spiritual insights but many of my less enlightened male friends go for the girls. So which kundalini yoga studio has the hottest chicks wearing the tightest outfits? Golden Bridge by far over … Continue reading

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JConnectLA’s Tu’B’Av Party Thursday Night

The first two pictures (all my pictures are taken in lousy light with my new Blackberry Curve) are from The Eighth Day band: Michael Taviv, JConnectLA director: Helen Jupiter, managing editor of Jewcy.com, with her manly man: Luke Ford and … Continue reading

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‘I Have Never Forgotten You’

On Tisha B’Av, it is the Jewish way not to greet each other. As I walked around this Tisha B’Av, I kept asking myself, "How is this day different from all other days?" In Luke Ford Land, it is always … Continue reading

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LA’s Love Fest

Rabbi Yonah writes on jewlicious.com: Before speed dating, J-Date, Valentines Day or Sadie Hawkins Day, there was the original ancient Love Holiday -Tu B’Av. Jewish maidelach and suitors went out into the fields to see and be seen, really, the … Continue reading

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The Lag B’Omer Party Thursday Night

From JConnectLA: "Come one, come all, let LA Jews unite on this special night! WHEN: Thursday, May 22nd 6pm to 10pm WHERE: Dockweiler Beach – 12000 Vista del Mar, Playa del Rey WHAT: Bonfire, BBQ, Live music & jam session … Continue reading

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JConnectLA Friday Night

Workmen’s Circle. 6:20 p.m. I’m the second person to arrive. It’s my first Shabbat in over eight years without my black undertaker suit. Instead I’m wearing this striped ill-fitting number I got for $20 from the Jewish thrift store on … Continue reading

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JConnectLA’s Friday Night Dinner Features Special Guest Speaker Eva Braun On “Living Life After The Holocaust”

Click here to see the flyer. Conventional history depicts Eva Braun as Hitler’s witless girlfriend who committed suicide with him in the bunker in 1945. JConnectLA has discovered the rest of the story. Yes, Eva did die with Adolf that … Continue reading

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Purimpalooza V – Party at the Palace!

Jconnect LA invites you to travel with us to the Persian Empire in the year 370 BCE, to the palace of King Achashverosh, where we will relive the Purim story and become a part of history. This will be a … Continue reading

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