Tag Archives: anguish

Crying To The Rabbi

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Luke Ford

A lot of Jews in Pico-Robertson and around the world go crying to the rabbi that I’ve written something that has upset them. Mate, just because you can work yourself into tears while complaining about me is no evidence that … Continue reading →

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‘I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary’

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader:  I captured Emma during an online war, rabbi, so first I’ll have to shave her head and let mourn for her family for a month guest66:  i will sit shivah guest14:  Shhhhh…..goyim are here … Continue reading →

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Bring Out The Tam Tams

Posted on March 27, 2008 by Luke Ford

Oy, those crazy Jews! The New York Times reports: What will you do in the great Tam Tam shortage of 2008? It’s true, the unleavened, bite-sized matzo cracker has nearly disappeared from shelves across the country, leaving Jews anguished as … Continue reading →

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