At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met

From my live cam: Video

palestine4ever:  This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to.
BackToBlack:  i beg of you KILL ME
palestine4ever:  I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and turning on the tap
palestine4ever:  That man has the weakest bladder I’ve ever seen
SexyPervert:  too much reading is not good for anyone
palestine4ever:  He must be fun to drink with.
SexAndTheCityGal:  Most of you shouldn’t be here.
palestine4ever:  K-Tel made cheap compilation records and sold them in TV commercials, RD
YourMoralLeader:  every ten minutes, I’m gonna kill a balloon
BackToBlack:  is that a threat
BackToBlack:  not the balloon
SexyPervert:  MURDERER
palestine4ever:  FAIL
YourMoralLeader:  if my demands are not met
SexyPervert:  They have porn where women bounce on balloons until they pop
BackToBlack:  M U R D E R E R
BackToBlack:  S O C I O P A T H
palestine4ever:  Luke, someone actually barely cared enough about you to send you those as a gift
BackToBlack:  levi lector
palestine4ever:  Balloons are actually a step up from an e-card.
guest13:  Another at 10:12 if
BackToBlack:  pick on someone your own size
palestine4ever:  Is that code, guest13?
palestine4ever:  Did Hashem send you?
palestine4ever:  I don’t know but the concentration in his steely blue eyes is making me gasp in agony
SexyPervert:  sex or money related?
SexyPervert:  Looks like he’s about to kill someone
palestine4ever:  With that fashionable power haircut, Luke could regain his twinkish charm
palestine4ever:  The beard has to go though
palestine4ever:  To say nothing of the sweatpants.
palestine4ever:  I do like the haircut.
palestine4ever:  And I’m confident enough in my sexuality to say so.
SexyPervert:  Doesn’t he look Russell Crowe-ish?
guest25:  be carefull he is going to throw the phone at you!!
nicolletista:  careful p4e, lest he change out of them again in front of you
SexyPervert:  ooohhh, he’s pissed.
SexyPervert:  more pissed than his birthday post last night.
SexyPervert:  the balloons are dead after this call
nicolletista:  mind you, the hair stylist promo shuld be run for comedic value.  how about a special appearance on the style network or qvc for luke?  he’ll critique your handbag from both fashion-forward-Rodeo-Drive and Torah standpoints.
palestine4ever:  They’re probably going to try to pay him in Torah coupons or something
nicolletista:  no luke, we can’t pay you, but i think i can get you a few responsa from some satmar lunatic

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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