"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
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Let It Rain!
I love the rain because I have a home that’s safe and warm. When I need to walk outside, my friend lets me borrow his umbrella. Then, this week, something happened. My friend told me to get my own umbrella. … Continue reading
At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met
From my live cam: Video palestine4ever: This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack: i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever: I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading
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What Makes A Man Angrier? Sex Deprivation Or Sleep Deprivation?
From my chat room: guest8: luke r u depressed that your bd is over? DiscoDuck: he doesn;t look good guest8: he has a hangover or a hangnail guest8: where are the balloons ?? did you pop them? YourMoralLeader: many of … Continue reading
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