OMG It’s Jesus!!!

That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room.

I find it disconcerting.

Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity:

Ur ugly
Grizzly Adams!
Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy
U need a shave!
What’s tefillin?
U wanna hook-up?

I try to teach my chatters that they are in the presence of G-d but something’s getting lost in the translation.

guest295:  OMG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!
YourMoralLeader:  my child
User guest295 changed their name to IFoundJesus.
zappa:  What’s a hospice?
YourMoralLeader:  I am the way, the truth and the life
IFoundJesus:  hi jesus *waves*
zappa:  About a gallon and a half
User IFoundJesus left the room.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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