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New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!

From my live chat: Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader:  Hymie ChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur? Emma:  lol YourMoralLeader:  How are things in Hymie town? Emma:  Hymie? ChaimAmalek:  (Luke, I … Continue reading

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Breastfeeding In The Sanctuary

Some Orthodox synagogues have a problem with women whipping their bosoms out during davening. Hmm. Can’t we just all be free to do what we want and to pull our breasts out when we want? Isn’t that what Moses would … Continue reading

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My Sana Krasikov Interview

I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy. My legendary charm was nowhere to be found. From my chat room: YourMoralLeader:  Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise … Continue reading

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Holly Randall Is Chaim Amalek’s White Whale

I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed: From my chat room: palestine4ever:  LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM palestine4ever:  He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke. palestine4ever:  As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually … Continue reading

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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?

Join the fun: palestine4ever:  I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma:  The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek:  Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever:  … Continue reading

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Come Chat With Chavi – The Hot 24 Yo Convert To Judaism

We’ll rock you! YourMoralLeader:  chavi, are you the copy editor convert to judaism? Chavi:  Ha! Yes … I am. Who told you? Chavi:  Though, I have mostly defected from journalism for the time being YourMoralLeader:  DBerger YourMoralLeader:  what are you … Continue reading

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Rabbi Gadol Fears For My Neshama

The holy rabbi — he’s not a compromising Modern Orthodox, he’s the real thing, a fair dinkum rabbi — is in my chat room right now dispensing brachas: RabbiGadol:  A nice woman, his age, from a good family.  Very much … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the fun and pour some sugar on me! Emma: Is it peaceful in shul? guest85:  its only peaceful when suntanning in the back yard of ones house Emma:  He looks peaceful when he is sunbathing… russiandragon:  … Continue reading

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I Demonstrate And Explain Tefillin To My Cam Audience

From my live cam chat: Russian: Is he checking his blood pressure? untpunt:  ohh yeeaaahhh RussianDragon:  is that bulletproof KhunDiddy:  either that or strapping on a suicide vest Emma:  What is that QuixoticLass:  no, bullets would go through cuntpunt:  its … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam

Join the conversation and prepare for Passover right. I’ll kasher your dishes live on my cam (I’m doing a virtual seder for shut-ins on April 17): guest112: You may all sit down. Today’s question, as presented on another board is … Continue reading

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