palestine4ever: I do notice he’s changing shirts more often.
Emma: The less a girl knows him?
ChaimAmalek: Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus
palestine4ever: Has he discussed his vaginophobia with you, Emma?
YourMoralLeader: oy
ChaimAmalek: Luke, Holly Randall WANTS your seed.
palestine4ever: These are important things for couples to talk about.
YourMoralLeader: we only talk about god and stuff
palestine4ever: oy?
ChaimAmalek: He has no such fear, that was a bit that I made up and emailed to him that he posted under his name.
YourMoralLeader: goy
palestine4ever: I mean, it’s easy to get Yiddish and skinhead language confused
ChaimAmalek: Holly is feeling the march of time
palestine4ever: But it could save you some trouble if you ever do time
palestine4ever: Holly still communicates with him, which I find odd
ChaimAmalek: She years for Luke’s jack-booted sperm to storm their way into her uterus, planting the flag of Aryan Manhood into her ovum.
palestine4ever: But then I’ve known girls whose best friends are made up entirely of men who they have once pleasured but no longer do
QuixoticLass: lovely
ChaimAmalek: She is getting guidance from her father.
Emma: mm
palestine4ever: "the flag of Aryan Manhood" = lol
ChaimAmalek: Luke is an Aryan. I am a semite.
ChaimAmalek: I have never been able to use my rod to direct women to Judaism.
QuixoticLass: Judaism already has very attractive women
palestine4ever: name the most famous converts to Islam?
palestine4ever: Queen Noor = babe
ChaimAmalek: The Torah does not discriminate on the basis of a woman’s looks
palestine4ever: Arafat’s wife = babe
palestine4ever: Cat Stevens = okay, he’s a troll, but he had groupies who were cute
ChaimAmalek: What about Barak Obama’s wife?
Chavi: You people forget that I have a job 🙂
YourMoralLeader: We’ve missed you
YourMoralLeader: Job, what’s that?
YourMoralLeader: did you find a seder?
Emma: Hi Chavi
palestine4ever: speak of the Gollum
ChaimAmalek: Might you be interested in being the first to bear Luke’s child?
Chavi: Yup! Ended up at an Orthodox seder
YourMoralLeader: sheesh
YourMoralLeader: how was it?
YourMoralLeader: was it long and hard?
Chavi: After spending the weekend with my friend and her kids, no children, no children EVER! 🙂
Chavi: It was actually pretty awesome — but yes, it lasted about 5 hours
palestine4ever: Luke, Luke, Luke
Chavi: And we weren’t even plastered
ChaimAmalek: Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?
palestine4ever: I’ve seen the picture with Kiki. Long and hard do not come to mind
YourMoralLeader: headline
Chavi: Emma the She-Man?
palestine4ever: CATFIGHT IN THE CONVERTED JEW’S ROOM
Emma: What?
ChaimAmalek: No, Holly Randall
ChaimAmalek: Holly is the one with the inside track. Plus, she’s a short drive away.
Emma: hmmm
palestine4ever: Chaim is taking bets since he’s got Hassid mafia connections
ChaimAmalek: And she’s nearing thirty.
Chavi: Everyone having an easy pesach?
ChaimAmalek: HOLLY RANDALL WANTS A BABY
Chavi: Noshing lotsa matzo?
ChaimAmalek: Mine is super easy
Emma: She man?
Emma: lol
palestine4ever: What did I say?
palestine4ever: WHAT DID I SAY?
QuixoticLass: She-ra
YourMoralLeader: I think she meant that as a compliment, Emma. I hope so.
ChaimAmalek: I’m more woman than man
palestine4ever: palestine4ever = PROPHET
ChaimAmalek: My petzel gets smaller with every monty.
ChaimAmalek: month
palestine4ever: This one has too much angst to be a good convert.
palestine4ever: You want the ones that look good and walk four steps behind their man.
ChaimAmalek: Some days it seems my member has inverted in on itself
palestine4ever: I’m a liberated guy myself
palestine4ever: but it’s indisputed that it works
Chavi: Angst?
Chavi: You’re not talking about me, are you?
ChaimAmalek: Luke, if Holly appeared at the Hovel and demanded procreative sex from you, would you turn her down?
ChaimAmalek: I say not.
Emma: Chavi… she man?
palestine4ever: Yes, you, angsty convert.
Chavi: HA!
Emma: Didnt you notice I was here?
ChaimAmalek: Stop biting one another like this.
Chavi: Chomp
Chavi: Chopm
Chavi: Chomp
palestine4ever: Of course he wouldn’t
Chavi: Pac-man style
ChaimAmalek: Remember – eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap, and there is plenty of the latter to go around
Chavi: You know the interesting thing about the seder I was at
Chavi: is that many of those at the table were men
Chavi: in their 40s/50s
ChaimAmalek: Losers
Chavi: all single and some divorced
Chavi: Imagine that
ChaimAmalek: Double losers
Chavi: So many lonely men
palestine4ever: That’s interesting but hardly surprising.
Chavi: And they can’t find any women
YourMoralLeader: Chavi, what did you mean by calling Emma a "she-man"?
Chavi: WHY oh WHY?
palestine4ever: It’s a dying religion.
QuixoticLass: because they’ve forgotten the value of bathing
palestine4ever: Your future is the enthusiastic but vapid rumblings of your average shiny happy Hillel student.
ChaimAmalek: I wish to abort this invidious conversation by discussing instead the murder rate amongst the colored of Chicago
CarlNKarcher: It’s not a dying religion. People are marrying late if they are marrying at all.
ChaimAmalek: That makes it dying
palestine4ever: Preach it, Chaim.
ChaimAmalek: The future belongs to the young and the fecund
Chavi: I was being snarky. Has anyone ever met Emma? Her photo looks like such a typical MySpace photo that could have been pulled from anywhere!
Chavi: Call me a skeptic 🙂
Emma: Whoa hello i am here Chavi
Emma: lol
YourMoralLeader: Oy ve! Chavi
Emma: Gee Wizz
Chavi: 🙂
YourMoralLeader: I have seen Emma on her cam. She is all woman.
Emma: Someone dosn’t like me
ChaimAmalek: Hence we see the death of Italy and much of the rest of Christian Europe, as they are replaced by fecund Muslims from Africa and Pakistan
CarlNKarcher: Chaim, the MOs and the Litvoks are reproducing themselves with vigor.
Chavi: I’ve just run into a lot of … fake people on the interweb lately
Chavi: LOL OMFG
QuixoticLass: according to Elliot Dorph, you should get married early, have lots of kids
QuixoticLass: or is it Dorff?
CarlNKarcher: Why lots?
QuixoticLass: Dorff
ChaimAmalek: Yes, but not the rest of Jewish world, and certainly not White America
palestine4ever: America is destined to be a new Brazil, with little Aryan pockets here and there.
QuixoticLass: to make up for those who don’t
ChaimAmalek: Holly Randall knows this in her heart
QuixoticLass: So I did that
ChaimAmalek: Luke, give Holly a call right now
CarlNKarcher: I think we aren’t getting married becauuse we are unusally rough on one another.
ChaimAmalek: Tell her to come to this cam now and I will talk her into having procreative sex with you
CarlNKarcher: The singles’ scene in the Jewish world is horribly cruel.
ChaimAmalek: Don’t wast another of her good Aryan eggs.
Chavi: Be back. Need to restart the computer.
Chavi: Have fun, kids.
User Chavi left the room.
ChaimAmalek: CarlnK, tell us something we don’t know.
palestine4ever: Luke had it all
ChaimAmalek: It is doomed to fail, as it arises after when people should mate off
CarlNKarcher: Gravity was invented by the Chinese.
CarlNKarcher: How is that?
palestine4ever: He could have been a great enabler for her addictions rather than recoiled from them
palestine4ever: After seven years, he still doesn’t know how to be a suitcase pimp.
User guest17 left the room.
ChaimAmalek: Luke has free access to Holly’s womb. And she is used to the idea of a woman supporting her neerdowell "writer" of a husband
CarlNKarcher: Chaim…..were you raised in the Yeshivish velt?
palestine4ever: She’d work while he could sit at home on cam all day
ChaimAmalek: I am a product of Telshe Yeshiva
palestine4ever: I don’t think so, Chaim.
ChaimAmalek: Indirectly
CarlNKarcher: Chaim…so you gonna do any Mussar on us?
ChaimAmalek: I have been doing this all along
YourMoralLeader: Who wants my seed?
palestine4ever: Emma doesn’t talk much.
Emma: hello!
palestine4ever: Hi!
ChaimAmalek: Today, Luke Ford must call Holly Randal and invite her over
palestine4ever: That’s better.
palestine4ever: 🙂
QuixoticLass: emma talks when she has something to say
palestine4ever: And what of you, QuixoticLass?
ChaimAmalek: After he has impregnated her, he can invite Emma over and repeat.
CarlNKarcher: I didn’t know Emma had so many representatives.
YourMoralLeader: lol
QuixoticLass: you people just have diahrea of the hands
ChaimAmalek: QuixoticLass, if you are female, are you fertile? Maybe you can squeeze another one out for the team?
palestine4ever: How do you fit into our plans to Secure an Income for Luke Ford and a Future for his Unborn Children?
QuixoticLass: I’ve squeezed out 4 already
Emma: lol
QuixoticLass: that is sufficient
ChaimAmalek: Then a fifth one is just a 25% change for you
ChaimAmalek: Just look at that goyishe punim. How could you say no?
QuixoticLass: well, I’m working on the income, but the kids are his problem
PostIronic: I want to refinance my home mortgage now, where o’ where shall I find guidance?
ChaimAmalek: Emma, how many white babies are you willing to commit to making?
User frodo left the room.
Emma: 1 or 2… or 8
ChaimAmalek: 8!
palestine4ever: I don’t know but Spruce Industries has great cleaning products, PostIronic.
ChaimAmalek: This one is a keeper.
QuixoticLass: I’d sell an egg and rent my incubator for 40K
ChaimAmalek: After you impregnate Holly and break up with her again, hook up with Emma.
Emma: lol
palestine4ever: QuixoticLass: SOLD!
QuixoticLass: hahaha
ChaimAmalek: Emma, if he won’t, I will. Or I would if I could
Emma: Ok Chaim
QuixoticLass: plus maternity clothes, I must be well dressed
ChaimAmalek: All the time that you ladies spend here when you could be pregnant upsets me
PostIronic: Do you have a girl friend Chaim?
ChaimAmalek: Absolutely not
PostIronic: or wife?
ChaimAmalek: Nope
User guest19 left the room.
QuixoticLass: I’ve been pregnant for 3 years of my life, no one should have to endure that
User guest18 left the room.
PostIronic: been divorced?
palestine4ever: hahahahaha
ChaimAmalek: QC, I would if I could, but I cannot. If not you, then whom?
ChaimAmalek: I am really a virgin.
ChaimAmalek: Never been with a woman
PostIronic: Are you really a female?
ChaimAmalek: Who?
PostIronic: Chiam?
palestine4ever: facepalm.jpg
ChaimAmalek: Might be.
ChaimAmalek: Sometimes I feel like a woman…..weepy, depressed, thinking of voting for democrats
PostIronic: ChaimAmalek, are you really Luke’s wife?
palestine4ever: Vote Alan Keyes
ChaimAmalek: Luke and I are as close as lips and teeth
ChaimAmalek: When Luke sexes Holly, I feel that i am right there
PostIronic: Well, you can’t be the same person, since he is not typing and you are. So not a fancy web ventrilloquist…
ChaimAmalek: ha ha
YourMoralLeader: Post, how were your seders?
ChaimAmalek: naive you folks are
palestine4ever: Especially when he blogs about it during the act.
PostIronic: The second night seder was surreal.
YourMoralLeader: How so?
palestine4ever: Chaim is the Eliza of Luke’s life.
Chavi: So I’m trying to figure out
ChaimAmalek: Why can’t they invent a flexible matzo?
Chavi: Why is it that you post all the chats on your web site?
Emma: Its fun to read after
YourMoralLeader: just the good bits
Chavi: Chaim — Flexible matzo = matzo + water
palestine4ever: Because he’s earning a living one click on a compost ad at a time.
ChaimAmalek: not soggy, flexible
Chavi: But the point is for it to be miserable to spread Temp Tee on!
YourMoralLeader: what’s that?
Chavi: Temp Tee = breakstone’s brand of whipped cream cheese
ChaimAmalek: I have boxes of Tam Tams to sell.
Emma: Tam tams?
palestine4ever: It occurs to me that just about every question in this room can be answered with the phrase "Some crazy Jew thing."
PostIronic: The hosts were lovely. Their apartment was small. The restroom was in the hallway, four feet from the dining room. I let go a loud shofar-like fart. Followed by stacato accents… pa rum rum rum rum , eya eya eya…
ChaimAmalek: Jewish tampons for the desicated
Chavi: Tam Tams, alas, weren’t made Kosher l’pesach this year
YourMoralLeader: charming, Post
Emma: aha
PostIronic: I had to violate the hog and turn on the fan.
QuixoticLass: most pesach products are just matza in different sizes
ChaimAmalek: Why must Jews so often be so vulgar?
palestine4ever: I’m shocked and appalled.
QuixoticLass: "violate the hog" hahahahaha
Chavi: You guys are a lot more vulgar than any jews I know 🙂
palestine4ever: And I mean, I grew up with relatives buggering the family pets.
PostIronic: They were laughing, but when I got outside they were the perfect polite company. all straight faced.
Chavi: Mazel tov on that one
QuixoticLass: please, do not violate the hog!
YourMoralLeader: Post, how about the first night seder?
YourMoralLeader: Did the bad man touch you?
palestine4ever: Point it out on the doll
PostIronic: I blame the "sandwich" we had to eat of schmura matza
PostIronic: it was hard to get down, as we had the special $20 a slice sephardic soft matza…
PostIronic: flown in from NJ overnight post
Chavi: Oh man … I got a box of shmura matzo free at the shul on Friday
Chavi: It tasted like tortilla chips
palestine4ever: No way
Chavi: Way
QuixoticLass: I spent $20 on matza this year
palestine4ever: You did not.
Chavi: yikes
PostIronic: Oh, tortilla chips don’t have a mitzva
PostIronic: I spent $20 on matza
ChaimAmalek: Emma, what has any of this to do with horses? Nothing.
PostIronic: handmade
QuixoticLass: that was for 10 boxes
palestine4ever: I’m pretty sure giving it away violates some bit of Torah.
Chavi: why did you need 10 boxes of matzo?
CarlNKarcher: http://www.jewishinstlouis.org/page.html?ArticleID=137163
palestine4ever: Exactly, let’s go back to Luke’s quest for normalhood
CarlNKarcher: Check it out; I just got the link.
ChaimAmalek: I can smell Holly Randallll ovulating even from this distance.
QuixoticLass: 8 days of Pesach + 4 kids = need a whole lotta matza
PostIronic: One box of matza, pizza size
ChaimAmalek: QC, where do youlive?
QuixoticLass: who is QC?
ChaimAmalek: you
QuixoticLass: I’m QL
PostIronic: On the first night of Pesach, I tried to make a kosher le Pesach pizza
palestine4ever: When Holly ovulates in California, there’s a monsoon killing orphans in Bangladesh
YourMoralLeader: lol
palestine4ever: It’s that powerful.
Emma: lol omg
palestine4ever: Luke, I will be frank with you.
ChaimAmalek: If Luke were a real man, he’d get in that damn vanofhis, drive over to her home, and plant the flag in her womb. That’s what I would do.
palestine4ever: I’ve never had a woman that looks like Holly.
palestine4ever: The chances of you ever getting that prize again are, I’m afraid, very remote.
ChaimAmalek: I met her once. She is a real sweety
palestine4ever: BUT
palestine4ever: You don’t need to reinvent the wheel.
Chavi: I clicked away … but matzo pizza = my favorite thing
Chavi: I’ve had it for two meals already this week
palestine4ever: Just swallow your pride, say some therapy brought out the best in you, and CALL HER NOW.
ChaimAmalek: She’s tall, blond, smart, physicall and mentally strong, good natured, has exactly the yiccus (family honor) that Luke needs
PostIronic: I should have made quessadilas
ChaimAmalek: PLO, I agree
PostIronic: Luke, that music sucks
Chavi: Ever done … JDate?
ChaimAmalek: horrors
Chavi: Matchmakers are big, you know
Chavi: Find yerself a yente
palestine4ever: Thank you, JDL
ChaimAmalek: I’ve answered ads on Craigslist
YourMoralLeader: yes, I went 0 for 120 in my month there last August
Chavi: I know two jews married after meeting on Craigslist
YourMoralLeader: and I was on the cover of the Jewish Journal and still couldn’t hook up
Chavi: it can be done
ChaimAmalek: This is why I know Luke should have gone after Holly
ChaimAmalek: Holly has it all.
User PostIronic left the room.
Chavi: Maybe people are intrigued by you and then come here and see your saucy mannerisms and run for the hills!
QuixoticLass: do you think it had anything to do with what was written about you on the inside of the Jewish journal?
alestine4ever: And you’ll get Humphrey in the bargain
palestine4ever: You two can go out and discuss your morals and ethics while your women are shooting porn
ChaimAmalek: Humphrey is like Luke, only older
PostIronic: If the Jewish Journal won’t buy an ad on your blog, and you make their calendar girls squirm, it should be obvious that it’s not a win-win relationship
YourMoralLeader: anyone here need SEO work or refinance?
PostIronic: First night of Pesach I made dinner in my new apartment.
PostIronic: the sink backed up.
palestine4ever: Well, and he’s more sartorial, but that hardly needs to be mentioned
Chavi: You didn’t seder first night PostIronic?
Chavi: you missed a mitzvah!
PostIronic: but I had a wonderful matzo ball soup
palestine4ever: You have something more interesting to discuss, like matzo pizza?
Chavi: Kugel maybe?
PostIronic: I don’t know how to make kugel
Chavi: It’s easy
Chavi: as
Chavi: YML getting laid
Chavi: HA!
PostIronic: I refuse to use potato starch pasta
YourMoralLeader: Post, you need to learn how to please a man
Chavi: but not
PostIronic: I’m a man and I’m straight
palestine4ever: I’ve been in this room 12000 times and I still have yet to hear you folks discussing your plans for ZOG
PostIronic: You need to learn how to please a man
palestine4ever: hahahaha
palestine4ever: YML = GOD
PostIronic: Can we have other music?
PostIronic: God doesn’t listen to KLOS
PostIronic: KLSX
Chavi: ZOG?
QuixoticLass: God listens to Jack
palestine4ever: If Allah created everything, then Allah has listened to everything
palestine4ever: so yes Allah has listened to KLSX
YourMoralLeader: Emma likes this song, so there
palestine4ever: Yes, ZOG.
Emma: 🙂
palestine4ever: You and Luke don’t get it but Chaim knows all of the handshakes.
PostIronic: Emma, do you like the Go-Betweens from Australia?
PostIronic: They are awesome
PostIronic: Emma, what else do you like?
Emma: def leppard
PostIronic: The thing with Levi is that he will just play the same thing over and over again
Emma: Only the good songs
Chavi: My fingers still smell like Garlic
Chavi: This is deeply distressing
Emma: Oh dear
PostIronic: ?
Chavi: Anyone know how to get garlic off the hands?
PostIronic: Chavi
palestine4ever: Soap.
PostIronic: lemon juice
Chavi: I made Sephardic spicy fish last night … and it involved garlic
Chavi: I’ve seriously washed my hand 5 million times
PostIronic: Yummy!
Chavi: The food was good. The smell on my hands? Not so much
QuixoticLass: Post is right. lemon juice
Chavi: What if I meet my beshert and he goes to kiss my hand
Chavi: and BAM! GARLIC!
PostIronic: parsley oil will also get rid of garlic
palestine4ever: Why do you eat Jewish food now that you’ve converted?
Chavi: I made the fish because it’s Pesach
QuixoticLass: Chavi, any strong acid will do
Chavi: Hrm. Thanks, QL
Chavi: I will have to give this a go when I get home
palestine4ever: I mean, it’s just food.
PostIronic: Doesn’t look like I will be learning about how to refinance my mortgage now.
palestine4ever: What if you’re an astronaut and have to eat from a tube?
Chavi: I’m not following …
Chavi: Are you offended that I sometimes eat "jewish" food?
palestine4ever: Will Allah of Jahweh or G*d as some of you crazies call him hate you for drinking Tang?
PostIronic: Fry’s electronics has astronaut food and I have to say the freezedried stuff is not bad
Chavi: I would hate me for drinking Tang
PostIronic: Yay!
PostIronic: Go-betweens!
Chavi: 😀
palestine4ever: I’m offended by almost everything
QuixoticLass: freezedried ice cream is yum
Chavi: I’ve had the freezdried ice cream
Chavi: Stuff is tasty!
PostIronic: oh yes – freeze dried ice cream!!!
palestine4ever: That’s almost a tolerable musical selection Luke
YourMoralLeader: Post, don’t you have computer work to do? like making a 404 page for a friend?
palestine4ever: HOLY s**t IT’S A CUP
palestine4ever: WHEN DID LUKE START USING CUPS
QuixoticLass: omg freeze dried dippin dots as a breakfast cereal…
palestine4ever: I’M GONE FOR 2 WEEKS AND EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL
Emma: lol
PostIronic: I have to meet up with my dad right now in the valley. and hear about his mortgage refinance at e-loans
Chavi: swish
Chavi: swish
Chavi: swallow
PostIronic: no thanks to RefinanceMortgageNow.net
User QuixoticLass changed their name to ThanksForUsingAGlassYouCAveman.
palestine4ever: LOL
Emma: lol Lass
palestine4ever: It’s a mug, even
ThanksForUsingAGlassYouCAveman: details…
palestine4ever: This is a huge step up in Project: Educating Luke Ford
User ThanksForUsingAGlassYouCAveman changed their name to QuixoticLass.
PostIronic: that music is not erotic for me…
Emma: Woop!
palestine4ever: Okay, I’ve got some naming of the Jew to do
Chavi: dropping like flies they are!
PostIronic: that music is crashing my browser…
PostIronic: hint hint – we are exiting in droves
ChaimAmalek: AMALEK never leaves
ChaimAmalek: He is here in all of your hearts always
ChaimAmalek: He is immortal.
PostIronic: Chaim how will Levi make some money and support as wife?
PostIronic: Is it through the mortgage refinance industry?"
ChaimAmalek: who did we pick to be his wife? If it is Holly, NO PROBLEM
ChaimAmalek: She is self supporting and used to the idea of a woman supporting her man
ChaimAmalek: Holly, if you are out there, will you marry me?
ChaimAmalek: Luke, how does this sound to you. You get Emma, and I get Holly
PostIronic: Well it should be someone in Wellness
PostIronic: Levi is in Wellness
ChaimAmalek: That way, everyone is happy
PostIronic: Is Holly in Wellness?
PostIronic: Emma? are you in the Wellness phase of your treatment?
YourMoralLeader: hey, watch it Post
ChaimAmalek: What is all this wellness talk? Sounds like an HMO
Emma: Treatment?
PostIronic: s a joke
Emma: ok
ChaimAmalek: This chat thing does not let me go up and see the early stuff
ChaimAmalek: QL, if you no longer do procreative sex, does that mean that you are celibate?
ChaimAmalek: How do orthodox Jews work that?
PostIronic: Why are you playing all of this seduction music and not Dennis Prager reruns??
Emma: Chaim.. you seem to love the subject of sex even though you are post sexual
ChaimAmalek: Prager is a pansie. Most of those conservative faux hawks are, you know
ChaimAmalek: Old men remember the dreams of their youth.
PostIronic: maybe Prager was just a phase
ChaimAmalek: I can be limp as a noodle, but still rememberdreams of pretzel days
Emma: lol
QuixoticLass: I no longer date Orthodox men, apparently.
ChaimAmalek: My nickname was "Rolled Gold"
ChaimAmalek: (for the benefit of Emma, that’s the name of a brand of petzel snack)
Emma: Gotcha 😉
ChaimAmalek: What sort of man do you date?
QuixoticLass: they tend to label themselves "spiritual but not religious"
ChaimAmalek: Diamond dealers? Bankers?
PostIronic: This is stripper music
QuixoticLass: whatever that means
ChaimAmalek: Orthodox are religious but not spiritual
ChaimAmalek: Spiritual means "I am willing to have sex with you and then talk aobut it"
QuixoticLass: I did date a diamond courier
Emma: lol
QuixoticLass: but not a dealer
ChaimAmalek: Is it true they hide their jewels in their private parts?
QuixoticLass: i have a 2 felon limit, no dealers
ChaimAmalek: I want to marry Holly
ChaimAmalek: Luke, set her free for me
PostIronic: Have you bought her a ring?
ChaimAmalek: If she sees you marry Emma and move to Ireland, then maybe I got a chance
QuixoticLass: no they do not hide them in their private parts
QuixoticLass: they carry guns, big ones
Emma: lol
PostIronic: Emma, have you gotten a marriage proposal before?
ChaimAmalek: I wish I carried a big gun
Emma: Nothing serious
QuixoticLass: most men do, chaim, you’re not alone
PostIronic: Has anyone who has proposed marriage offered to support you?
Emma: No..
ChaimAmalek: I have heard that Luke is well armed
ChaimAmalek: If I had large shvanze, bidde bidde biddebum, I wouldn’t have to work hard, bidde bidde bidde bidde bum
PostIronic: I’m hungry dammit!
ChaimAmalek: All day long I’d blog, and women would say "Pardon me, rev Chaim"
PostIronic: hungry!!!
ChaimAmalek: Small penises are half the reason why white men go after Asiatic women
ChaimAmalek: The others being their look and character and values
ChaimAmalek: I’ve never even gone yellow.
ChaimAmalek: QL, have you ever miscegenated?
ChaimAmalek: Has anyone here every miscegenated?
PostIronic: so small penis = asian wife?
QuixoticLass: my kids all look like me, you’ll never know
ChaimAmalek: Half the time, this is what men are thinking. "My penis is too small to please the sex in the city watching white woman, so I will find a smaller aSian woman"
ChaimAmalek: That’s why Holly hit it off with Luke.
PostIronic: what about kimora simmons (russell simons)
ChaimAmalek: Each was right sized for the other.
PostIronic: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&resnum=0&q=kimora+simmons&um=1&ie=UTF-8
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: ok luke .. I have to be honest .. the only reason I come to this site . its that your beard … I need to check back on it.. being a man of grizzled stubble myself!
PostIronic: YAY!!!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: you should change the name of this site .. to LukeBeardwatch.com
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: btw .. since KarkKarcher is online .. is there a free burger in this crap! 🙂
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: interest rates are going down! … r u high? 😉
Chavi: What’d I miss …
Emma: Not much Chavi
Chavi: Phew
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: what is this an infomerical! .. stop luke .. we want porn and blogging!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: this is not the wall street journal report! 🙂
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: lol
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: comedy is my real talent!
YourMoralLeader: http://refinancemortgagenow.net/blog/
YourMoralLeader: here’s my baby
PostIronic: woo hoo!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: f that .. we want porn and blogging . get back to what you do well! 🙂
PostIronic: yes!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: yes .. can I borrow a million dollars interest free .. I promise I’ll pay it back! .. really I promise!
PostIronic: tell me about e-loans vs. countrywide
PostIronic: well……
PostIronic: heh
PostIronic: ok – i have to go to the valley
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: moral leader .. do you have 2 italian guys name vinnie and guido wokring for your new loan op?
Chavi: so …
Chavi: what’s up with the commercial stuff here?
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: what kind of freak’n football is that? ..
Chavi: i mean, as much as i like listening to luke talk …
ChaimAmalek: The irony is that unless he marries into money, Luke will never be in any position to buy a house.
ChaimAmalek: Only HOLLY RANDAL can save Luke from this grim fait!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: bank robbing is always an option!
Chavi: ha ha ha, Chaim
Chavi: You know, people are burning down their houses a lot these days because of the mortgage crisis
ChaimAmalek: HOLLY RANDALLLLL is the cure to all that ails Luke
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: sugermommas.com … luke’s next big web adventure!
Chavi: okay
Chavi: i’m leaving
Chavi: ta ta, y’all!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: fyi … luke you should hook up with my boyfriend .. Yanni Raz mortage broker ..
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: can u spare a dime brother! .. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! .. (she’s not a human being!)
ChaimAmalek: He will end up like . . . . . . .
ChaimAmalek: sad
ChaimAmalek: so sad
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: money.. money.. money .. honey….
ChaimAmalek: Best thing that could happen to Luke right now is this:
ChaimAmalek: Holly does an intervention, bursting into his home wth some Mexicans
ChaimAmalek: They scoop up his few valuables, carry them into her waiting Escalade.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: best thing that could happen to luke right now .. is THREE words .. RAZOR .. SHAVING CREAM!
ChaimAmalek: Then they chloroform Luke, ala "The Case of the Manicled Mormon" (Google it)
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: ROCK AND ROLL CHOOOCEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ChaimAmalek: He awakens in her home, with Holly standing over his head demanding his sperm
ChaimAmalek: He agrees, marries her, and that’s that
Emma: scary
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: LUKESPERMDONATION.COM .. THE NEXT BIG NET WINNER!
ChaimAmalek: Then just to guard against backsliding, they burn down his hovel
ChaimAmalek: And torch his van
ChaimAmalek: So luke is totally dependent on Holly for housing, food, and sex.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: burn the hovel .. burn it down .. burn the whole damn thing back down! (repeat verse!)
ChaimAmalek: Everyone knows I’m right about this.
ChaimAmalek: Even Emma can see the logic.
ChaimAmalek: Emma, your only hope is to appear at his door with three stout Irish lads to kidnap Luke for yourself.
ft the room.
ChaimAmalek: So luke is totally dependent on Holly for housing, food, and sex.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: burn the hovel .. burn it down .. burn the whole damn thing back down! (repeat verse!)
ChaimAmalek: Everyone knows I’m right about this.
User Emma left the room.
ChaimAmalek: Even Emma can see the logic.
User Emma (84.68.234.17) entered the room.
ChaimAmalek: Emma, your only hope is to appear at his door with three stout Irish lads to kidnap Luke for yourself.
ChaimAmalek: Just google "The Case of the Manacled Mormon" to read about the condign fate that Luke needs
Emma: blah
YourMoralLeader: You guys are weirding Emma out and she’s the reason people come here.
ChaimAmalek: yeah that suggests a new line of business.
ChaimAmalek: Renting hot chix to appear in chat rooms to attract the nerds
ChaimAmalek: ALso, what is QL, chopped liver?
ChaimAmalek: I wish Holly were here.
