I’m Live On My Cam

Join the conversation and prepare for Passover right. I’ll kasher your dishes live on my cam (I’m doing a virtual seder for shut-ins on April 17):

guest112: You may all sit down. Today’s question, as presented on another board is this: do you expect the women you are intimate with to shave themselves about the birth canal?
guest112:  Apparently, among women under 35, this is now a given.
guest9:  i never heard of this…why…???
guest112:  I argue on Rabbinical grounds that this is a correct practice for women to follow around Pesach, as luxuriant hair there might otherwise be a hiding place for bread crumbs.
guest9:  i thought it was buried treasure not chometz
guest112:  So, better to shave it all off, as part of making a home kosher for passover
ToTheSea:  They do (literally) what they need to do to secure a husband and then once that’s done…
GUAPO:  what it do luke
GUAPO:  what it do emma
Emma:  Hey Guapo
GUAPO:  you in love with luke emma
Emma:  No
GUAPO:  you just like to conversate
Emma:  Yeah..
Emma:  How are you?
GUAPO:  im real good emma
GUAPO:  thank you for askin
Emma:  Good
GUAPO:  how you?
Emma:  Fine thanks
User ragheadali left the room.
GUAPO:  you and luke gonna go on a date?
Emma:  Are you and Luke gonna go on a date?
GUAPO:  no
GUAPO:  me and courtney cumz is though
Emma:  lol
GUAPO:  once look hook it up
Emma:  Good luck with that
GUAPO:  what kinda computer you got em
Emma:  I’m using a laptop
GUAPO:  hold on yall can we have a momnet of silence for frosty freeze
Emma:  Frosty Freeze?
GUAPO:  ok resume
GUAPO:  yeah frosty freeze dead today
Emma:  Who was he then?
Emma:  or she?
GUAPO:  he gonna break dance in heaven from now on
Emma:  Breakdancer
Emma:  I see
GUAPO:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080404/ap_en_mu/obit_frost
GUAPO:  emma how about me you and courtney cumz? you in?
Emma:  lol No thanks
GUAPO:  no hurt in asking
Emma:  Nope
Emma:  🙂
GUAPO:  i winder why luke pretend to talk on the phone but make no noise
Emma:  lol he has no sound
GUAPO:  luke playing mind tricks
GUAPO:  howdy luke
GUAPO:  what it do son
GUAPO:  luke stomach appear to hurt
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  hi emma
Emma:  Hey..you ok?
YourMoralLeader:  yes, doing difficult work for mossad
YourMoralLeader:  dangerous and top secret
YourMoralLeader:  we may never see each other again
GUAPO:  bin laden gonna come after you
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Hope not
GUAPO:  what you cant tell your boy hello?
Emma:  ?
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, this may be our last time together. Let’s make it meaningful. Please take off your top.
Emma:  lol!
YourMoralLeader:  thank you, looking good, honey.
Emma:  No problem Luke
Emma:  Your turn
GUAPO:  976 aint top secret work
catherine:  helleo
Emma:  Hey Catherine
GUAPO:  hi cat
cavaliera:  hello catherine
YourMoralLeader:  Emma’s keeping my baby. Papa don’t preach.
catherine:  hi
GUAPO:  wanna go on a date?
catherine:  guapo where are you from
GUAPO:  mile high city
catherine:  wheres that
GUAPO:  ask luke
catherine:  guapo whats your real name
GUAPO:  latroy
catherine:  i come from the scottish borders
GUAPO:  mm i like scottish borders
catherine:  is time you had a shave
YourMoralLeader:  nah
YourMoralLeader:  don’t preach
guest28:  G’day, son. It’s your dear old dad popping in. I see you’re still playing dress-up Jew  and listening to fair-dinkum homosexual music.
YourMoralLeader:  Yes dad
guest28:  I should have throttled you with your own umbilical cord, mate.
YourMoralLeader:  that hurts, dad
guest28:  when you dropped out of the womb mewling and puking, it was a sign of worse things to come.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sorry I let you down, dad.
guest28:  look at your self-satisfied, schizophrenic smirk. you make me sick.
YourMoralLeader:  What should I do?
guest28:  Kill yourself.
YourMoralLeader:  Would that make you happy?
User guest30 left the room.
guest28:  Yes.
cavaliera:  go away 28!
YourMoralLeader:  I thought that was against the Bible, Rev. Des?
Emma:  lol
GUAPO:  some real eveil people in this world
guest28:  There’s exceptions to every rule, sonny Jim.
GUAPO:  why hate?
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I want you to meet my future bride and the mother of my eight kids — Emma.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, this is my father Rev. Des.
guest28:  steal any more Cocoa Krispies from the homeless this week, ya miserable layabout?
Emma:  Hey dad
Emma:  lmao
YourMoralLeader:  Not this week, dad.
GUAPO:  ba burg in rare form today
catherine:  what are you doing to your music
guest28:  If I had been there, I would have marched you starightaway to the corner store and made you buy DOUBLE of what you stole…and then I would have force-fed you a fair-dikum cane toad.
guest28:  And then I would have smashed your gob with aa cricket bat, you ponce.
YourMoralLeader:  Don’t you think I am your fault, dad?
guest28:  look at my pansy son c**king his head like a kookaburra. he’s so well-pleased with his own misbehavior.
guest28:  there you again, refusing to take responsibility for your sorry self.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, dad’s got a soft underneath his hard exterior.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, Emma and I want your blessing on our marriage. We’d like you to officiate with a rabbi. Is that cool?
GUAPO:  im gonna bounce tall just too hateful
cavaliera:  congratulations…luke and emma!
guest28:  You listen to me, sunny Jim, you wouldn’t be laughing if I were there. You’d cower and quail like you’ve always done…and the I’d find Holly Randall, load her bum and vaginaa with fresh, Vitamin-D enricched milk, grab some ANZAC biscuits and have a go.
guest28:  She’s know it too, by cracky.
guest28:  You’re a ponce.
cavaliera:  WOW!!!!!!!!!
guest28:  And your fake Jewry fools no one.
cavaliera:  you are really full of crazy words!
guest28:  Poor Avraham Union. He haad the good sense to throw you out of the RCC conversion program, but you try to cast an ill-light on him. Shame on you.
guest28:  The shame i feel every day when I think I spawned a worthless drone like you.
Emma:  It’s getting boring now 28
guest28:  Let’s get down to brass tacks, you whingeing little creep.
guest28:  You were thrown out of the RCC conversion program because you are a fake and an anti-Semite.
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, but aside from that?
guest28:  and Holly Randall’s bum is as big as all outdoors!
guest28:  It’s a sad day when a father can’t bear to look at his own son. That day is today. i’ve got to bugger off before I lose my Vegemite and cheese. Piss off, you pansy!
Emma:  Some people know too much about you

  Luke must be out celebrating MLK Day
KhunDiddy:  helping elderly Afro American ladies to cross the street
guest112:  This is what happens when Emma leaves
guest112:  You need to go over there and knock her up ASAP
YourMoralLeader:  ok
guest112:  Also, forbid her to go to school or read papers and books.
guest112:  Knowledge is power, and power is the last thing you want her to have
YourMoralLeader:  ok
guest112:  Pregnant, that is your goal
guest112:  yikes
guest112:  Send me a pic of her
guest112:  I am curous.
guest112:  Not sexual, as I have no such urges any more
guest112:  I am like the Holy Father in Rome
guest112:  This Madonna music is disgusting
guest112:  Among males, love of her music is a marker for homosexuality
guest112:  Have you gotten your truck back?
guest57:  Hey Luke, how is it going?
guest112:  WHERE ARE THE WHITE WOMEN?
RussianDragon:  he hides them under his desk
guest112:  Did you get a paint job to go with the new engine?
guest112:  I say you hire a bunch of latino taggers to give your van an authe
RussianDragon:  where is emma
guest112:  I was just about to ask that.
guest112:  Perhaps her father caught wind of what she was doing online
RussianDragon:  maybe she is delivering the first of their 8 babies
RussianDragon:  push push emma
YourMoralLeader:  she’s coming
RussianDragon:  oh look the baby looks like russiandragon
RussianDragon:  I BET SHE IS
guest112:  Luke, she might be underage
guest112:  4real
RussianDragon:  she is older then 12
Emma:  How was the interview?
YourMoralLeader:  good
Emma:  Alrighty
YourMoralLeader:  encoding and uploading it now
YourMoralLeader:  how was your day, emma?
Emma:  Was good. I had half day in college, and went horse riding after
guest57:  what college do you go to emma?
Emma:  Not far from where I live…
guest57:  whats the name of the school?
Emma:  Lol don’t worrie, you don’t know me
guest57:  what are you munching on, luke?
guest57:  you just eat and dont offer
guest57:  how come you dont offer us some of that?
Emma:  Lol because it’s a chat room?
guest57:  so
YourMoralLeader:  peanut butter on raisin bread
guest57:  that sounds good
Emma:  What music is that Luke?
guest57:  hey luke, do you have to pay to have your camera broadcasted on this website?
Emma:  It’s free
guest57:  is that true luke?
YourMoralLeader:  free
YourMoralLeader:  alize

guest68:  wanna razor?
guest68:  lol
guest68:  anyone got  a sense of humour here>?
Emma:  Whos telling the jokes?
guest68:  aaawww thats better. cute smile
guest69:  I like this number and I’m sticking to it!!!!!!!
guest68:  where you leading us YML?
guest68:  to hell?
guest68:  up a gum tree?
guest68:  you got fingers YML? theres a keyboard you know!!!
guest68:  clickerty click
YourMoralLeader:  good
guest68:  yeah good
RussianDragon:  idle fingers doing the devils bidding
guest68:  i was right about hell then!!
RussianDragon:  yup
guest68:  woahhhhhhhhhhhh
RussianDragon:  can you smell the sulfur
guest68:  mmmmmmm growing horns as we speak
guest68:  I am satans bride
RussianDragon:  you mean horny
guest68:  lol RD
RussianDragon:  he is a cult leader
guest68:  I am waiting to be lead.
User Cheeselikesubstance changed their name to FistofMikeAlbo.
guest68:  up the garden path?
Emma:  What you up too this weekend Russian?
User guest71 changed their name to noname.
RussianDragon:  inticing young beautiful girls in his wed of deceit
noname:  hi all
RussianDragon:  hi noname
Emma:  hey noname
FistofMikeAlbo:  wed of deceit huh?
FistofMikeAlbo:  thats rich
RussianDragon:  typo
RussianDragon:  web
guest68:  how nice. im a young beautiful girl. awaiting my fate
User RussianDragon changed their name to Lolita.
Lolita:  you’d better change your name 68
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, you’re pushing me over the borderline
Lolita:  he prefers nice names
Lolita:  like emma
User FistofMikeAlbo changed their name to ElazarMushkin.
Lolita:  and genice
Emma:  I’m trying to make conversation
Lolita:  and sarah
Emma:  It’s not working
Lolita:  etc
ElazarMushkin:  Luke, do you have a minute? I need a word with you.
Lolita:  to whome emma
Emma:  whomever
User G69 left the room.
Lolita:  oh well i’ll talk to you
Emma:  But if I said, Im gonna go on cam and strip
noname:  lol
Emma:  Hmmm id make conversation then
noname:  they all love that emma
Lolita:  i bet you would
guest68:  cool website YML. just had a look
ElazarMushkin:  You should go on cam and strip emma. I’d expect no less
Emma:  lol
noname:  lol
Lolita:  mm better not
User guest68 left the room.
Lolita:  we could get distracted
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi Muskin, yes?
Lolita:  and i don’t write well with one hand
Lolita:  joke!
User Lolita changed their name to RussianDragon.
Emma:  Teardrop on the fire
ElazarMushkin:  I am greatly disappointed in you Luke.
RussianDragon:  you singing emma
ElazarMushkin:  Not only did you deceive me before. I invited you into my own home.
ElazarMushkin:  For Passover no less. You shared it with my own family.
RussianDragon:  hi elazar
ElazarMushkin:  And now this. This this "existence" you are leading
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sorry
ElazarMushkin:  using the interweb to ensnare mentally deficient yet nubile females
RussianDragon:  so what r u up to in the weekend emma
YourMoralLeader:  I’m giving all I can. You got the best of me!
YourMoralLeader:  you keep on pushing my love over the borderline
ElazarMushkin:  You’ve gone from writing about the porn to appearing in your own sick version of pornography
guest73:  he shames us all
YourMoralLeader:  Sorry rabbi, will you let me back in your shul?
Emma:  We cant hear the song Luke
ElazarMushkin:  Not the shul Luke, I  can never allow that. But someday, maybe, I’ll let you back into my heart
YourMoralLeader:  rabbi, help me
YourMoralLeader:  be the Torah Jew I know I can be
ElazarMushkin:  Don’t you see His works in the world around you?
ElazarMushkin:  God is love
RussianDragon:  it’s too late luke
coronzon:  beras**t bera elohim hathar shamane va atar aretz
ElazarMushkin:  I will Luke, but first you need to get a job, even if it’s in a kosher deli, and show me four consecutive paystubs
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, you must be my lucky star
RussianDragon:  yeah i said that yesterday to my jewish barber
Emma:  Your mine
YourMoralLeader:  how’s your shul rabbi?
YourMoralLeader:  you got any scoop for me?
ElazarMushkin:  I fear for the shul
ElazarMushkin:  Its fabric is rent
YourMoralLeader:  how so?
catherine:  what are you eating
ElazarMushkin:  the chasm caused by your expulsion festers like a boil on a gentiles ass
RussianDragon:  was that his tongue
RussianDragon:  where has that organ been
catherine:  emma are you going out with luke
Emma:  Not yet
YourMoralLeader:  soon!
RussianDragon:  is he comming to irelang
catherine:  emma why arent you there with him
Emma:  I don’t have wings
YourMoralLeader:  Emma makes me feel like a virgin
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, you do, honey. You’re an angel.
catherine:  well you can stay with him
Emma:  That was a good one
YourMoralLeader:  Her — is out of this world.
Emma:  He hasn’t seen my —–
RussianDragon:  hair?
RussianDragon:  face?
catherine:  what is the missing word for
RussianDragon:  you make me feel shiny and new
catherine:  is that what you are luke a virgin
ElazarMushkin:  Luke if we consider allowing you a place in the shul can you even afford it?
YourMoralLeader:  Yes rabbi, mind lending me the money?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m good for it
catherine:  i bet you are
RussianDragon:  sniff
ElazarMushkin:  We still are willing to set up a payment schedule
RussianDragon:  unloved
RussianDragon:  i’m going to my bed
Emma:  awww
Emma:  -hugs-
catherine:  i am looking for a boyfriend any out there
RussianDragon:  bye
YourMoralLeader:  guapo
YourMoralLeader:  OK, rabbi, can I go to daf yomi tomorrow morning?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll show them this chat transcript to Rabbi Etshalom
ElazarMushkin:  In chesed, yes
YourMoralLeader:  Baruch HaShem, rabbi, I owe you one. I’m sorry for all the tsuris I’ve caused you and the shul. I’ll be a good boy now.
YourMoralLeader:  You’ll never have to spank me again.
ElazarMushkin:  I’ll come by and pick you up
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you
YourMoralLeader:  8 am
alexanderthegreat:  wierd
ElazarMushkin:  7:45. traffic is terrible
Emma:  lol
ElazarMushkin:  don’t let me check the cam at 7:30 and find you staring apishly into the screen and still not dressed
YourMoralLeader:  I promise.
catherine:  where are yous going at 8 olclock
YourMoralLeader:  YICC
catherine:  whats that mean
alexanderthegreat:  yorkshire infants cricket club
ElazarMushkin:  It’s Young Israel of Century City
alexanderthegreat:  of course it is
ElazarMushkin:  its the shul in which I am "TheMoralLeader". as opposed to this chatroom, where Luke is YourMoralLeader
YourMoralLeader:  Yes
alexanderthegreat:  there are 2 leaders ???
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you rabbi, I feel like there’s been a great healing today.
YourMoralLeader:  Let’s all hug
alexanderthegreat:  get this bloody song off
ElazarMushkin:  There there my son. Let’s not move in haste. The wounds are deep
Emma:  o.0
ElazarMushkin:  Now I must go.
alexanderthegreat:  ah phew thats better
YourMoralLeader:  Bye
ElazarMushkin:  Back to your regularly scheduled programming- I am sure you are busily educating these young minds.
cavaliera:  you are looking tired luke
Emma:  I’m going away for the weekend
guest78:  take your laptop
YourMoralLeader:  where?
YourMoralLeader:  good
Emma:  Dublin
YourMoralLeader:  Normally I make you excited Emma, what happened?
Emma:  I need to see something different than whats outside my window
YourMoralLeader:  girls just wanna have fun
guest112:  Emma….EmmaEmmaline, prettiest girl I ever seen
cavaliera:  yes emma…then you can choose…yourself
cavaliera:  112….seems to like you emma
Emma:  I dunno who he is
guest112:  I’m full of WOWW.  The extra "W" is for extra "WOWW"
guest112:  The impact of that beard would be greater if you gave yourself a buzzcut
Emma:  Someone is making him smile lol
YourMoralLeader:  only you
guest112:  Emma, what naughty things are you pming to Luke
YourMoralLeader:  You also make me sneeze
cavaliera:  thats a good thing emma 🙂
mrx:  nice music man
Emma:  That I make him sneeze?
guest112:  Luke, at this rate, in another five years you will be dating fetuses.
guest112:  I love the bubblegum pop muic
Emma:  Luke why do I make you sneeze?
mrx:  bravoooooooooooooooooo
guest112:  Get a room you two!
cavaliera:  hope he isn`t allergic to you lol
Emma:  lol
Emma:  He must be
YourMoralLeader:  I don’t know Emma, I wish I did. My body has reactions to you that I can’t control.
YourMoralLeader:  I told my rabbi that.
Emma:  And what did he say?
YourMoralLeader:  He said to make some money so I could fly you over.
YourMoralLeader:  and he could inspect you.
Emma:  lol Inspect me
YourMoralLeader:  I meant convert you.
Emma:  Oh dear
cavaliera:  incredible
guest112:  I’m Luke’s official virtue inspector
cavaliera:  hahahaha
guest112:  Call me Inspector V
Emma:  Convert me
YourMoralLeader:  We need to make sure you’re a virgin.
Emma:  aha
YourMoralLeader:  Like Princess Di
Emma:  Why ?
cavaliera:  wow
Emma:  lmao
guest112:  I will use a special probe to test for this
guest112:  Luke trusts me
Emma:  Leave princess diana out of this
YourMoralLeader:  That way I won’t have performance anxiety.

RevDesmondFord:  your limp, weak little retorts mean NOTHING, boy!
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, what did you expect from me?
YourMoralLeader:  You seem disappointed and a tad angry and violent. This is not the Christian way.
RevDesmondFord:  I sure didn’t expect you to grow up to drink from a jug of urine, mate!
RevDesmondFord:  Just look at your pathetic little CHAT ROOM! Rife with retards and anti-Semites! Oh, you must be fair-dinkum proud of yourself, ya snot!
RevDesmondFord:  your grotesque appearance puts me off my breakfast, it does.
RevDesmondFord:  No more Vegemite and cheese for me, today.
RevDesmondFord:  I just heard from your brother Paul.
RevDesmondFord:  He considers you a ponce, as well.
Tammy:  What is a ponce?
RevDesmondFord:  as does his Oriental wife.
Tammy:  This music is gay
RevDesmondFord:  and their half-breed children.
Tammy:  This is gay dance music
KhunDiddy:  See ya’ later gang..the misus wants to walk down to the local "Half Price Books"
RevDesmondFord:  It’s a good thing the Jewish people are not fooled by your smirking, prancing little charade.
guest99:   lets get everyone Rev……….. you go Ford!
RevDesmondFord:  only a handful of disenfranchised, moronic Internet dweebs buy into your act. You are going straight down the tubes, boy!
RevDesmondFord:  How does it taste?
Tammy:  It’s my mom’s music
guest99:   he professes to be orthodox in his latest venture
RevDesmondFord:  Well chuffed, are you?
guest99:   howerve he grew up in Desmonds house
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.youtube.com/user/ADigitalCultHeroine
RevDesmondFord:  I’ll straighten that out with one crack to the jaw, mate.
YourMoralLeader:  My mental health diary
guest99:   in Austrailia
RevDesmondFord:  been attacked by any porn stars lately, mate?
YourMoralLeader:  no
guest99:   where  the good rev was an evangelic hell and  brim preacher man!
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, BOY!
Tammy:  Your dad is mean to you
RevDesmondFord:  straighten out that posture!
Tammy:  You should defend yourself
RevDesmondFord:  there is NO defense for my sorry son.
RevDesmondFord:  that’s right, tap at your ergonomic keyboard. still pretending to be a writer, I see.
RevDesmondFord:  how are your SELF-PUBLISHED books doing, pansy?
Tammy:  My Mom would totally go for you
Tammy:  Would you date my aunt?
Tammy:  She’s around your age, and she rocks.
Tammy:  Never married, no kids
Tammy:  You two would look cute together.
RevDesmondFord:  Sickening. Just absolutely sickening. Next time try throwing in some Yiddish words to make yourself seem Jewish – though you are NOT and NEVER WILL BE.
RevDesmondFord:  Sammy Davis, Jr. was more of a Jew than you’ll ever be.
YourMoralLeader:  That schvartze?
RevDesmondFord:  you’re useless, boy.
YourMoralLeader:  What line of work should I go into, dad?
RevDesmondFord:  incapable of formulating any defense.
RevDesmondFord:  KILL YOURSELF.
YourMoralLeader:  I have none. You read me too clearly.
RevDesmondFord:  miserable little faggot.
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you for the gift of your feedback.
YourMoralLeader:  I know it comes from love, you homo.
RevDesmondFord:  DIE.
Tammy:  RevDesmondFord, you are not Luke’s dad. So who are you, a fake?
Tammy:  I hate fakes
cavaliera:  why don`t you ban him luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Mike comes from a good place.
cavaliera:  listen to crap like this
RevDesmondFord:  You whingeing little sodomite.
YourMoralLeader:  Ooh, gay bashing!
YourMoralLeader:  How did you feel when I came out of the closet, dad?
RevDesmondFord:  You are a closet anti-Semite.
RevDesmondFord:  and a blatant homosexual.
YourMoralLeader:  You’re more subtle about yours, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  attention-craving, amoral and utterly unredeemable.
Tammy:  Why save up all that mucus on that rag?
YourMoralLeader:  I learned it all from you dad.
Tammy:  That’s an old guy move.
RevDesmondFord:  that’s right: don’t take responsibility for yourself, boy. That’s always been your way.
Tammy:  Younger guys never have hankies.  They use tissue paper
RevDesmondFord:  preening and grinning like a psychopath.
RevDesmondFord:  UNION WAS RIGHT.
Tammy:  Luke, defend yourself!
User guest104 left the room.
User RevDesmondFord left the room.
cavaliera:  finally!
cavaliera:  puuuhhh

RavAronTendler:  I saw your Abner story
RavAronTendler:  interesting
RavAronTendler:  I wonder who got more woman, him or me
YourMoralLeader:  Aron, you did all right
fukelord:  good deal
YourMoralLeader:  The Talmud says: Who is the rich man?
fukelord:  Warren Buffet
YourMoralLeader:  He who is content with the # of ladies he boffed.
RavAronTendler:  Luke you are welcome to come to Sharey Tzedek
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you Rav
GUAPO:  i boffed 32 b**ches
YourMoralLeader:  Could you get your friend Avrohom Union and Rabbi Moshe Cohen from Aish in here?
RavAronTendler:  I spoke ot Rav Rosenberg about you and he’s ok with you coming there
fukelord:  but all those XPT are still jealous that you dated Holly Randall
GUAPO:  im not jealous cause for real holly racist
RavAronTendler:  Luke, according to your sources, who got laid more, me or Abner
YourMoralLeader:  You, Rav Aron.
YourMoralLeader:  got the younger stuff too
fukelord:  Holly’s cute, but those guys get worked up like a bunch of fanboys
RavAronTendler:  how do I compare to how often you got it on
fukelord:  I’m in love with her mom anyway
YourMoralLeader:  You got more and younger
GUAPO:  luke say i go away for like 18- 24 months… will you still  be on chat when i return?
YourMoralLeader:  rabbi
fukelord:  luke, what is the age of the oldest women with whom you’ve had sex?
TheAdmiral:  Luke how long do you plan on growing your beard?
YourMoralLeader:  Kitten Natividad, she was 52, I was 28
fukelord:  are you serious?
YourMoralLeader:  but she was famous!
fukelord:  I loved her in that Russ Myers film

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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