I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed:
From my chat room:
palestine4ever: LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM
palestine4ever: He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke.
palestine4ever: As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually interrupts his orders for what you should do with your life with insults against you
palestine4ever: this time it was just 100% Holly
Emma: He obviously likes Holy
palestine4ever: Holly was his "white whale"
YourMoralLeader: He’s nuts over her
palestine4ever: That is, if Captain Ahab’s ambition was to get an aussie jew laid
YourMoralLeader: Would you learn Torah from this woman?
palestine4ever: In an instant.
YourMoralLeader: I love the Boondock Saints – great movie.
palestine4ever: Which is probably how long it’d last.
palestine4ever: West Lafayette, Indiana…
palestine4ever: So she goes to Purdue
palestine4ever: Because I can’t imagine why anyone else would live in that hellhole
palestine4ever: What is the Irish view on Michael Flatley?
Emma: Great dancer
palestine4ever: You know, "The Lord of the Dance"?
Emma: In his day
Emma: I have it on dvd
palestine4ever: Did you know he used to be a Golden Gloves boxer?
palestine4ever: He beat the crap out of my best friend
Emma: lol really?
palestine4ever: In the ring, though
palestine4ever: I go every year
Emma: Of course
palestine4ever: They treat him like a God there
Emma: I bet
palestine4ever: Supposedly he gives them a lot of that Lord of the Dance money
Emma: I have always wanted to do that
Emma: River dance thing
Emma: Looks cool
palestine4ever: I don’t know anything about dance, but…
palestine4ever: the girls have nice hair 🙁
palestine4ever: Yes, and they wear a lot of make-up.
Emma: Yes they are on stage
Emma: Need to be seen
palestine4ever: The beard is giving Luke a kind of Amish look
palestine4ever: I really want to tell him to go build me a barn.
YourMoralLeader: Your MySpace is coming along M
Emma: Is it
Emma: I havn’t touched it much..
palestine4ever: Why isn’t Amalek on MySpace?
Emma: added another pic though…
palestine4ever: For some reason I imagine him with like all 5 people on Friendster or something
Emma: Not the best of photos
Emma: Where you from P?
palestine4ever: oh me?
Emma: Yes you..
palestine4ever: sorry, I was admiring RussianDragon’s soccer hooligan photo below
palestine4ever: I’m usually in the Midwest or Mexico
Emma: I see
palestine4ever: Though it appears that it will probably be the Midwest for awhile :-\
palestine4ever: I’d mention something about the job market, but nothing could be more irrelevant in Luke’s chatroom
YourMoralLeader: I like the new photo M
YourMoralLeader: It’s a different side to you
YourMoralLeader: smug and superior and punishing
ElShaddai: oh I thougfht this was the Chaim Amalek chatroom
YourMoralLeader: I see some hints of bosom in that photo
palestine4ever: Luke, call Chaim and tell him to come back
ElShaddai: I must have clicked the wrong link
palestine4ever: He’s probably at home weeping over a picture of Holly right now
YourMoralSchvartze: more caustic jewish humor!
Emma: Tiny bit
YourMoralLeader: Oh, what treasures lie beneath, just out of view.
YourMoralLeader: I believe!
palestine4ever: Luke has no game.
palestine4ever: Now go build me a barn!
Emma: All sha’ll be revealed in time..
palestine4ever: More revealing, please.
palestine4ever: Luke, what steps have you taken in my absence to improve the Luke Ford brand?
YourMoralSchvartze: the Lord of the Prances!
YourMoralSchvartze: my favorite!
YourMoralSchvartze: faggotry aplenty!
YourMoralSchvartze: luke goes to a kibbutz
YourMoralSchvartze: hilarity ensues
YourMoralLeader: You will have a pivotal role, P
palestine4ever: Honestly, my role is better played by Chaim.
palestine4ever: He’s got that whole "malevolent yoda" thing down
palestine4ever: I’m just hear to name the Jew, as Tom Metzger says I must
palestine4ever: tumblr is moving to a subscription add-on model
palestine4ever: You should sell the "Luke Ford community"
palestine4ever: because no one I know has this many crazies in their orbit
palestine4ever: a friend of mine saw your former friend mary carey last week
palestine4ever: she was falling-down drunk and proclaiming her bisexuality to all and sundry
palestine4ever: I Fear That We’ve Failed Mary Carey
palestine4ever: very VERY from the pictures I saw
palestine4ever: although it looks like she moved up to a Z cup from the perspective of the photos
Emma: z cup?
Emma: can she walk?
YourMoralLeader: Emma’s a D!
YourMoralLeader: and she’s smart
Emma: I dunno about D
Emma: But smart
palestine4ever: that’s my friend’s blog with a photo
palestine4ever: she doesn’t walk, she staggers
palestine4ever: just like a shot zombie
Emma: Well she must give herself bruises when she staggers
User SimonSmith entered the room.
Emma: Hi Simon
palestine4ever: SimonSays NOTHING
Emma: He is wise
palestine4ever: "Silence is the friend that never betrays"
palestine4ever: Although it makes chatrooms much less interesting
SimonSmith: hello everybody
SimonSmith: my computer flipped
palestine4ever: But they didn’t have chatrooms in Confucius’ day