Holly Randall Is Chaim Amalek’s White Whale

I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed:

From my chat room:

palestine4ever:  LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM
palestine4ever:  He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke.
palestine4ever:  As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually interrupts his orders for what you should do with your life with insults against you
palestine4ever:  this time it was just 100% Holly
Emma:  He obviously likes Holy
palestine4ever:  Holly was his "white whale"
YourMoralLeader:  He’s nuts over her
palestine4ever:  That is, if Captain Ahab’s ambition was to get an aussie jew laid
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.myspace.com/mymidrashicspace
YourMoralLeader:  Would you learn Torah from this woman?
palestine4ever:  In an instant.
YourMoralLeader:  I love the Boondock Saints – great movie.
palestine4ever:  Which is probably how long it’d last.
palestine4ever:  West Lafayette, Indiana…
palestine4ever:  So she goes to Purdue
palestine4ever:  Because I can’t imagine why anyone else would live in that hellhole
palestine4ever:  Emma
Emma:  Yes?
palestine4ever:  What is the Irish view on Michael Flatley?
Emma:  Great dancer
palestine4ever:  You know, "The Lord of the Dance"?
Emma:  In his day
Emma:  I have it on dvd
palestine4ever:  Did you know he used to be a Golden Gloves boxer?
Emma:  Yes
palestine4ever:  He beat the crap out of my best friend
Emma:  lol really?
Emma:  Gee
palestine4ever:  Yes
palestine4ever:  In the ring, though
palestine4ever:  I go every year
Emma:  Of course
palestine4ever:  They treat him like a God there
Emma:  I bet
palestine4ever:  Supposedly he gives them a lot of that Lord of the Dance money
Emma:  I have always wanted to do that
Emma:  River dance thing
Emma:  Looks cool
palestine4ever:  http://www.chicagogoldengloves.com/images/flatley.jpg
palestine4ever:  I don’t know anything about dance, but…
palestine4ever:  the girls have nice hair 🙁
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Curly
palestine4ever:  Yes, and they wear a lot of make-up.
Emma:  Yes they are on stage
Emma:  Need to be seen
palestine4ever:  The beard is giving Luke a kind of Amish look
palestine4ever:  I really want to tell him to go build me a barn.
YourMoralLeader:  Your MySpace is coming along M
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Is it
Emma:  I havn’t touched it much..
palestine4ever:  Why isn’t Amalek on MySpace?
Emma:  added another pic though…
palestine4ever:  For some reason I imagine him with like all 5 people on Friendster or something
Emma:  Not the best of photos
Emma:  Where you from P?
palestine4ever:  oh me?
Emma:  Yes you..
palestine4ever:  sorry, I was admiring RussianDragon’s soccer hooligan photo below
Emma:  lol
palestine4ever:  I’m usually in the Midwest or Mexico
Emma:  I see
palestine4ever:  Though it appears that it will probably be the Midwest for awhile :-\
Emma:  mm
palestine4ever:  I’d mention something about the job market, but nothing could be more irrelevant in Luke’s chatroom
YourMoralLeader:  I like the new photo M
YourMoralLeader:  It’s a different side to you
YourMoralLeader:  smug and superior and punishing
Emma:  lmao
ElShaddai:  oh I thougfht this was the Chaim Amalek chatroom
YourMoralLeader:  I see some hints of bosom in that photo
palestine4ever:  Luke, call Chaim and tell him to come back
ElShaddai:  I must have clicked the wrong link
palestine4ever:  He’s probably at home weeping over a picture of Holly right now
YourMoralSchvartze:  more caustic jewish humor!
Emma:  Tiny bit
YourMoralLeader:  Oh, what treasures lie beneath, just out of view.
YourMoralLeader:  I believe!
Emma:  lool
palestine4ever:  Luke has no game.
palestine4ever:  Now go build me a barn!
Emma:  All sha’ll be revealed in time..
palestine4ever:  More revealing, please.
palestine4ever:  Luke, what steps have you taken in my absence to improve the Luke Ford brand?
YourMoralSchvartze:  the Lord of the Prances!
YourMoralSchvartze:  my favorite!
YourMoralSchvartze:  Not!
YourMoralSchvartze:  faggotry aplenty!
YourMoralSchvartze:  luke goes to a kibbutz
YourMoralSchvartze:  hilarity ensues
YourMoralLeader:  You will have a pivotal role, P
palestine4ever:  Honestly, my role is better played by Chaim.
palestine4ever:  He’s got that whole "malevolent yoda" thing down
palestine4ever:  I’m just hear to name the Jew, as Tom Metzger says I must
palestine4ever:  tumblr is moving to a subscription add-on model
palestine4ever:  You should sell the "Luke Ford community"
palestine4ever:  because no one I know has this many crazies in their orbit
palestine4ever:  a friend of mine saw your former friend mary carey last week
palestine4ever:  she was falling-down drunk and proclaiming her bisexuality to all and sundry
palestine4ever:  I Fear That We’ve Failed Mary Carey
palestine4ever:  very VERY from the pictures I saw
palestine4ever:  although it looks like she moved up to a Z cup from the perspective of the photos
Emma:  z cup?
Emma:  can she walk?
YourMoralLeader:  Emma’s a D!
YourMoralLeader:  naturally
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  and she’s smart
Emma:  I dunno about D
palestine4ever:  http://www.5chicago.com/blog/042008/0417.jpg
Emma:  But smart
palestine4ever:  that’s my friend’s blog with a photo
palestine4ever:  she doesn’t walk, she staggers
palestine4ever:  just like a shot zombie
Emma:  Well she must give herself bruises when she staggers
User SimonSmith entered the room.
Emma:  Hi Simon
palestine4ever:  SimonSays NOTHING
Emma:  True
Emma:  He is wise
palestine4ever:  "Silence is the friend that never betrays"
palestine4ever:  Although it makes chatrooms much less interesting
SimonSmith:  hello everybody
SimonSmith:  my computer flipped
palestine4ever:  But they didn’t have chatrooms in Confucius’ day

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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