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"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Tag Archives: attractive women
To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before
The only good thing about growing old (aside from a growing sense of serenity) is that all the chicks who’ve rejected you are getting old too and no longer have the ability to hurt you. I’ve lost my head over … Continue reading
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Tagged attractive women, closeness to god, luke ford, sense of serenity, unfortunate tendency
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My Bad Boy Days
Temp responds to this video: "How did girls react to being aggressively approached by you? Can you give some examples?" Oy ve! I went on Nardil in late 1993 and it helped me make a partial recovery from my Chronic … Continue reading
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Tagged attractive women, Beth Jacob, chronic fatigue syndrome, nardil, oy ve, social situations
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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?
Join the fun: palestine4ever: I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma: The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek: Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever: … Continue reading
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Tagged arafat, attractive women, cat stevens, condoms, converts to islam, famous converts to islam, Holly Randall, important things, Judaism, lol, lubricant, manhood, march of time, ovum, oy, queen noor, semite, sperm, Torah, uterus
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