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Daily Archives: May 29, 2008
This Week’s Torah Portion Is Bamidbar
We’re beginning the book of Numbers this Sabbath. Steve Brizel writes for Hirhurim: The Themes of Sefer Bamidbar R. Berel Wein reminds us that one of the key elements of Bamidar is how people, their attitudes and actions played a … Continue reading
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Tagged aharon lichtenstein, berel wein, book of numbers, brizel, buchwald, daniel stein, dovid gottlieb, hatzlacha, history link, jonathan sacks, land of israel, rabbah, rosensweig, shechinah, shevet, shlomo riskin, shlomo wolbe, torah portion, yom yerushalayim, zev
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At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met
From my live cam: Video palestine4ever: This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack: i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever: I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged agony, andrea yates, balloon, balloons, beard, bladder, blue eyes, compilation, e card, every ten minutes, gonna pop, haircut, hell, housewives, k tel, lector, live cam, mellow gold, murder children, murderer, Music, nbsp, sweatpants, tap, tv commercials
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What Makes A Man Angrier? Sex Deprivation Or Sleep Deprivation?
From my chat room: guest8: luke r u depressed that your bd is over? DiscoDuck: he doesn;t look good guest8: he has a hangover or a hangnail guest8: where are the balloons ?? did you pop them? YourMoralLeader: many of … Continue reading
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Tagged amp, anger, balloon, bd, chat room, comic books, day break, deep sleep, discoduck, french child, hangover, Holocaust, kittens, lack of sex, lack of sleep, levi, librarian, neighborhood, passionate sex, reality show, sleep, sleep deprivation, steve wozniak, three books, where are the balloons
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‘Why Didn’t He Molest Me?’
In my capacity as a moral leader, I have to counsel a lot of hurt and confused men and women dealing with the hard knocks that life delivers. Sometimes their pain comes from their rabbi being accused of molestation. "I … Continue reading
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Tagged hard knocks, men and women, moral leader, quot, rabbi, shame
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