Daily Archives: May 4, 2008

‘I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary’

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader: I captured Emma during an online war, rabbi, so first I’ll have to shave her head and let mourn for her family for a month guest66: i will sit shivah guest14: Shhhhh…..goyim are here … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged anguish, barak, barbara walters, borscht, gentile, goyim, having an affair, holy war, jewess, jewish man, jewish men, jewish woman, jewish women, last date, live cam chat, luke ford, man sort, rabbi, us senator, woman cries | Comments Off

Does God Love Us Unconditionally?

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

The other day I was in the house of God worshiping the Almighty according to the strictest strictures of his Immutable Moral Law — written and oral — when I stumbled over the unlikeliest of creatures — a friend. He … Continue reading →

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Emma’s Great California Vacation

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: Emma: You know…. Emma: I think its time for a trim YourMoralLeader: trim of what? Emma: Of… Emma: Your… Emma: Beard…….. YourMoralLeader: charisma? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: I’d lose my moral strength YourMoralLeader: like samson Emma: … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged admin user, beard, boss, broadcaster, california vacation, charisma, Emma, feast of weeks, hairs, jewish calendar, kindness, lass, live cam chat, lol, moral strength, nbsp, Passover, rabbi, sefira, shavuot | Comments Off

Orthodox Girls Gone Wild – Hitting Hollywood Saturday Night For A Birthday Party

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

I wake up Saturday morning with a tickle in my throat. What’s she doing here? I contemplate skipping motzei Shabbat karaoke but don’t want to leave the boyfriend in the lurch. Poor man. Without me, he’d be stuck in a … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged anne lamott, bachelorette party, book bird, chastity, fellow jew, gentle curves, girls dance, head in my hands, innocent wonder, jezebel, karaoke room, kosher sushi, lurch, motzei shabbat, nice girl, no inhibitions, nymphomaniacs, orthodox jews, Orthodoxy, paperman, poor man, quot quot, revealing tops, seventh day adventists, shabbat, sweet agony, tight jeans | Comments Off

I Want To Be America’s Boris Johnson

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From the BBC: In an age of on-message machine politicians, Boris Johnson – who has just been elected mayor of London – is a one-off. Often described as a buffoon, even by his admirers, his bumbling, self-deprecating persona has long … Continue reading →

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