guest8: luke r u depressed that your bd is over?
DiscoDuck: he doesn;t look good
guest8: he has a hangover or a hangnail
guest8: where are the balloons ?? did you pop them?
YourMoralLeader: many of ’em
YourMoralLeader: they bugged me
guest8: what would you have liked to receive as a gift ?
guest8: pick one of these 1. books 2. sex 3. money 4. all of the above 5. none of these
DiscoDuck: He wants sex
DiscoDuck: can’t say I blame him
DiscoDuck: That explains his anger
guest11: Lack of sleep will cause more anger than lack of sex. Trust me!
DiscoDuck: Give me a 3 day break from sex and I am ready to kill
guest11: I rather sleep than have sex at this point.
guest11: I’m ready to kill the neighborhood kittens the second I wake up.
DiscoDuck: I may start sending Levi a weekly summary of the chapters of Kav HaYashar
DiscoDuck: He can’t keep neglecting his learning
guest11: learn what? He’s learned enough! Time to put down the books and sleep.
DiscoDuck: 11 it is never enough
DiscoDuck: Levi is fighting the yezter hora
DiscoDuck: as we all do
guest11: He says he reads three books a week. And with all his blogs, he’s read more than a librarian has.
DiscoDuck: comic books don’t count
guest8: he needs 1. wild passionate sex w/o strings attached 2. good & deep sleep 3. no balloons
palestine4ever: Somewhere there’s a French child weeping over Luke’s balloon holocaust.
palestine4ever: You’re just telling people you’ve given up, to quote Seinfeld.
palestine4ever: And yet has no marketable geek skills whatsoever.
DiscoDuck: He needs a new routine
SexyPervert: He needs his own reality show!
palestine4ever: You’re like Steve Wozniak or Paul Allen in 1977 without the ideas, skill or knowledge.
palestine4ever: It’s the perfect geek life absent the money.
palestine4ever: You have bagged better women than them, though.
palestine4ever: Kendra. That was the one.
palestine4ever: How your fugitive hearts could have soared.
SexAndTheCityGal: Why haven’t you asked to take me to this movie?
SexAndTheCityGal: I’m waiting for the call.
SexAndTheCityGal: Mister BIG
SexAndTheCityGal: Isn’t that what they used to call you on the set?
palestine4ever: Luke has problems with traditional relationships — mainly, paying on a date.
SexAndTheCityGal: Oh, there are ways of making him pay
palestine4ever: Is there a free zoo in LA?
palestine4ever: Or would you be interested in a tour of the La Brea tarpits?
palestine4ever: That’s free, isn’t it?
palestine4ever: It’s kind of like watching Kurt Cobain, you just know how this is going to end
palestine4ever: Maybe we can leave a mark on the world here
palestine4ever: Maybe this can be the first chatroom with a suicide pact.