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Daily Archives: May 27, 2008
There’s A Giant Book Expo In Town
And nobody has invited me to a party. I have no pull. Whatever happened to the power of Luke Ford? I guess I gave it all up for HaShem. I went in 1999. It seemed boring. I walked around. Big … Continue reading
Posted in Book Reviews
Tagged angel city press, book expo, bookexpo america, california artists, david kipen, edgar award, giant book, hashem, intimate history, joe queenan, kevin roderick, keynote speaker, local publishers, luke ford, michael connelly, new york stinks, publishers weekly, raw egg, red carpet, thomas l friedman
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New Indiana Jones Flick Blows
ChaimAmalek: Now, don’t bother seeing that new Indiana Jones movie. It blows ChaimAmalek: Nearly put me to sleep. palestine4ever: does it palestine4ever: Is it on a Star Trek IV level of suck? ChaimAmalek: Sad reminder that old men (like me) … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood
Tagged action sequences, c span, eighties, flick, national treasure, nbsp, new indiana jones, new indiana jones movie, old dude, old men, sad reminder, seventies, sleep, spielberg, star trek, star wars, star wars prequels, tension, whales
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Why Are Jews So Crazy?
palestine4ever: hello Mr. Luke. palestine4ever: Why are Jews so crazy? palestine4ever: I’m not female but if I was, I still cannot wrap my head around a rabbi seduction fantasy. palestine4ever: Pun intended. palestine4ever: It’s like writing erotic fan fiction about … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged Anti-Semitism, assault with a deadly weapon, basketball fan, beard, bertie ahern, better days, cultural understanding, disco duck, fan fiction, gerald ford, greatest sports, hate crime, humble folks, Jews, nbsp, police report, pun, rabbi, seduction, tall blacks, teenagers, twink, wig
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Keep It Comin’ Love
I’ve made this important new video celebration of the KC & Sunshine Band 1970s hit. Here’s an instructional video on when to move in for your first kiss. Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil I fear I’m a … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged 1970s, amp, devil, first kiss, jew, lousy lover, Love, materialism, sunshine band, video celebration
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