Daily Archives: May 26, 2008

Bake A Cake

"When’s your next appointment?" she asked. "Tomorrow afternoon," I said. "Do you want to bring him something?" "No." "I want to bake him a kosher bunt cake." "No. Nothing you can make is kosher." "You could oversee it." "No." "You … Continue reading

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‘Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil’

A young man came into my chat room seeking moral leadership. He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him. What should he do? In the short term, he should … Continue reading

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I Asked A Friend If She Wanted To Borrow My Hitler Movie

She replied, "Are you trying to seduce me?" Those Herman Goerring impressions get ’em every time. There’s something particularly satisfying about World War II movies. It’s good vs. evil, with the bad guys wearing the cool uniforms.

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The Best Movies

The best guide to movies is the imdb.com rating. Check out their top 250. I looked over the top 100 Sunday and rented The Lives of Others and Downfall. Both are superb German films. A Londoner writes about Lives: The … Continue reading

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Better To Be A Flea On A Lion Than The Leader Of Mice

From my live cam chat: guest27:  Hey Luke, I saw your video on why you converted to Judaism and chose Orthodoxy. I converted to non-Orthodox Judaism myself but I am seriously considering an Orthodox conversion because it also seems like … Continue reading

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