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RabbiGadolofManhattan: Luke, our new governor and his wife were SWINGERS!
YourMoralLeader: oy ve!
YourMoralLeader: the seven noahide laws!
RabbiGadolofManhattan: No, seriously, it is on Drudge.
Gina: its like the blind leading the blind
RabbiGadolofManhattan: And he took his swinger gals to the Days Inn on the Upper West Side.
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Christ, can’t you fix that audio?
Maharet: greetings
Gina: he aint christ
RabbiGadolofManhattan: SWINGERS! That’s adultery even by the liberal standards of the Torah
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Maharet, we don’t often get females in here
RabbiGadolofManhattan: So that makes you hot
RabbiGadolofManhattan: DAMN LUKE fix your audio
RabbiGadolofManhattan: What a mess
Maharet: you don’t care for the mind worms?
RabbiGadolofManhattan: You cannot make it in life with such sloppiness
Gina: bring me a slice of orange
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Ech, this sound is insulting.
Gina: but it masks the farting 🙂
RabbiGadolofManhattan: If Cathy Seipp were still with us he would not be so sloppy and slovenly
RabbiGadolofManhattan: The story is that in an interview, our gov and his wife admitted they both had extramarital affairs, at the suggestion of their marriage counselor
RabbiGadolofManhattan: This was about 8 years ago, he says
RabbiGadolofManhattan: But who knows?
Maharet: wow, that’s one progressive marriage/marriage counselor
Maharet: If I could have had extramarital affairs I might …nah I’d still be divorced.
RabbiGadolofManhattan: So NJ governor McGrreevy admits to gay sex and may have had a threesome with his wife, Spitzer sees whores, and now this. Bring Back Eliot Spitzer!
Maharet: but my kids might look different
YourMoralLeader: deformed? how?
Maharet: uh…different dna
Maharet: My kids couldn’t be deformed. I’m hot, remember?
Maharet: hmmm confused or disgusted?
RabbiGadolofManhattan: America has desperate need of moral rectitude.
RabbiGadolofManhattan: The Chinese and the Russians must be laughing at us
Maharet: It always has had. It’s why people move here.
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Geo check: where do you people live?
RabbiGadolofManhattan: I’m in Manhattan
Maharet: I live in my computer.
Maharet: I type using eyebrow twitches.
guest27: tube socks, how human of you
guest27: never wear beige. It drains all the color out of your face and makes you look tired.
Bosco: WHY SO SAD LUKE?
guest27: it’s the beige shirt
Bosco: I SEE IT’S THE SHIRT
guest27: see? it’s fact, not just my opinion.
YourMoralLeader: i’m tired, allergies
guest27: you always have to be right
Bosco: BOY THAT ASHLEY DUPREE IS MAKING A FORTUNE NOW
guest27: she was already making $4400/ hour
User Bosco left the room.
guest27: that’s way more than I make
YourMoralLeader: what are my best colors?
guest27: black is good, but to be honest I haven’t seen you in many colors
YourMoralLeader: i should do a fashion show of my entire wardrobe live on cam
YourMoralLeader: and get feedback
guest27: at the very least you should throw out the shirt you’re wearing
guest27: and stay away from Earth tones!