I’m Folding My Laundry Live On Cam!

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RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Luke, our new governor and his wife were SWINGERS!
YourMoralLeader:  oy ve!
YourMoralLeader:  the seven noahide laws!
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  No, seriously, it is on Drudge.
Gina:  its like the blind leading the blind
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  And he took his swinger gals to the Days Inn on the Upper West Side.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Christ, can’t you fix that audio?
Maharet:  greetings
Gina:  he aint christ
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  SWINGERS! That’s adultery even by the liberal standards of the Torah
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Maharet, we don’t often get females in here
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  So that makes you hot
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  DAMN LUKE fix your audio
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  What a mess
Maharet:  you don’t care for the mind worms?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  You cannot make it in life with such sloppiness
Gina:  bring me a slice of orange
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Ech, this sound is insulting.
Gina:  but it masks the farting 🙂
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  If Cathy Seipp were still with us he would not be so sloppy and slovenly
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  The story is that in an interview, our gov and his wife admitted they both had extramarital affairs, at the suggestion of their marriage counselor
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  This was about 8 years ago, he says
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  But who knows?
Maharet:  wow, that’s one progressive marriage/marriage counselor
Maharet:  If I could have had extramarital affairs I might …nah I’d still be divorced.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  So NJ governor McGrreevy admits to gay sex and may have had a threesome with his wife, Spitzer sees whores, and now this. Bring Back Eliot Spitzer!
Maharet:  but my kids might look different
YourMoralLeader:  deformed? how?
Maharet:  uh…different dna
Maharet:  My kids couldn’t be deformed.  I’m hot, remember?
Maharet:  hmmm confused or disgusted?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  America has desperate need of moral rectitude.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  The Chinese and the Russians must be laughing at us
Maharet:  It always has had.  It’s why people move here.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Geo check: where do you people live?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m in Manhattan
Maharet:  I live in my computer.
Maharet:  I type using eyebrow twitches.

guest27:  tube socks, how human of you
guest27:  never wear beige. It drains all the color out of your face and makes you look tired.
Bosco:  WHY SO SAD LUKE?
guest27:  it’s the beige shirt
Bosco:  I SEE IT’S THE SHIRT
guest27:  see?  it’s fact, not just my opinion.
YourMoralLeader:  i’m tired, allergies
guest27:  you always have to be right
Bosco:  BOY THAT ASHLEY DUPREE IS MAKING A FORTUNE NOW

guest27:  she was already making $4400/ hour
User Bosco left the room.
guest27:  that’s way more than I make
YourMoralLeader:  what are my best colors?
guest27:  black is good, but to be honest I haven’t seen you in many colors
YourMoralLeader:  i should do a fashion show of my entire wardrobe live on cam
YourMoralLeader:  and get feedback
guest27:  at the very least you should throw out the shirt you’re wearing
guest27:  and stay away from Earth tones!

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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