I’m Folding My Laundry Live On Cam!

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RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Luke, our new governor and his wife were SWINGERS!
YourMoralLeader:  oy ve!
YourMoralLeader:  the seven noahide laws!
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  No, seriously, it is on Drudge.
Gina:  its like the blind leading the blind
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  And he took his swinger gals to the Days Inn on the Upper West Side.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Christ, can’t you fix that audio?
Maharet:  greetings
Gina:  he aint christ
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  SWINGERS! That’s adultery even by the liberal standards of the Torah
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Maharet, we don’t often get females in here
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  So that makes you hot
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  DAMN LUKE fix your audio
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  What a mess
Maharet:  you don’t care for the mind worms?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  You cannot make it in life with such sloppiness
Gina:  bring me a slice of orange
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Ech, this sound is insulting.
Gina:  but it masks the farting 🙂
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  If Cathy Seipp were still with us he would not be so sloppy and slovenly
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  The story is that in an interview, our gov and his wife admitted they both had extramarital affairs, at the suggestion of their marriage counselor
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  This was about 8 years ago, he says
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  But who knows?
Maharet:  wow, that’s one progressive marriage/marriage counselor
Maharet:  If I could have had extramarital affairs I might …nah I’d still be divorced.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  So NJ governor McGrreevy admits to gay sex and may have had a threesome with his wife, Spitzer sees whores, and now this. Bring Back Eliot Spitzer!
Maharet:  but my kids might look different
YourMoralLeader:  deformed? how?
Maharet:  uh…different dna
Maharet:  My kids couldn’t be deformed.  I’m hot, remember?
Maharet:  hmmm confused or disgusted?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  America has desperate need of moral rectitude.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  The Chinese and the Russians must be laughing at us
Maharet:  It always has had.  It’s why people move here.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Geo check: where do you people live?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m in Manhattan
Maharet:  I live in my computer.
Maharet:  I type using eyebrow twitches.

guest27:  tube socks, how human of you
guest27:  never wear beige. It drains all the color out of your face and makes you look tired.
Bosco:  WHY SO SAD LUKE?
guest27:  it’s the beige shirt
Bosco:  I SEE IT’S THE SHIRT
guest27:  see?  it’s fact, not just my opinion.
YourMoralLeader:  i’m tired, allergies
guest27:  you always have to be right
Bosco:  BOY THAT ASHLEY DUPREE IS MAKING A FORTUNE NOW

guest27:  she was already making $4400/ hour
User Bosco left the room.
guest27:  that’s way more than I make
YourMoralLeader:  what are my best colors?
guest27:  black is good, but to be honest I haven’t seen you in many colors
YourMoralLeader:  i should do a fashion show of my entire wardrobe live on cam
YourMoralLeader:  and get feedback
guest27:  at the very least you should throw out the shirt you’re wearing
guest27:  and stay away from Earth tones!

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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