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guest9:  youre boring
guest8:  iam in agreement, just loving himself  ONLY MORAL ANYTHING MY ASS.
guest14:  whats on your head if you dont mind me asking
YourMoralLeader:  yarmulka
guest14:  what is that
guest14:  did you hurt yourself
guest14:  did you see a dr
guest14:  why you not talk
guest14:  why are you on then
guest14:  you look sad
guest14:  cheerup love
guest14:  are you married
guest14:  do you have kids
YourMoralLeader:  no, no

guest14:  hey he talks
guest14:  nice smile
guest15:  you may have kids…..  ๐Ÿ™‚
guest14:  i have lots of kids
guest16:  lol u got hairclips in
guest14:  i think he has a sore head
guest14:  dont look so sad
guest15:  vodka?
guest14:  whats up love tell mammy
guest15:  pensive
guest15:  cheers
guest14:  slanti
YourMoralLeader:  just hard at work editing video
guest14:  dont worry be happy
guest14:  longer dead than alive
guest15:  what’s the video?
guest14:  what video
YourMoralLeader:  it’ll be on my youtube site /lukeisback
guest15:  Luke do you have your costume yet?
guest15:  Are you wearing it ?
YourMoralLeader:  not yet
YourMoralLeader:  any suggestions?
guest18:  what’s up womanizer
guest15:  go as spitzer
YourMoralLeader:  yo dog
guest15:  in drag
guest14:  luke you look so handsom on your web site
guest15:  make that bathroom break in 45
guest14:  what happened
guest18:  r u for real? someone told me about this place and i had to see it for myself. Bet Rabbi . doesn’t know abnout it YET.
YourMoralLeader:  i got infected by torah
ChaimAmalek:  Bear Stearns has gone under.
ChaimAmalek:  I dark day for the Mick race that sank it.
guest19:  oh no another one bites the big one
ChaimAmalek:  OK, that was not quite accurate a comment
guest18:  ger tzedek? doubtful.
ChaimAmalek:  Criminty, this bank had survived the Great Depression.

ChaimAmalek:  The dollar is sinking, Luke I urge you to put all of your money into euros
guest15:  what money?
ChaimAmalek:  His wife’s money
guest14:  what money
ChaimAmalek:  She’s loaded
guest19:  no doubt
guest18:  how many women left the shul this week because of you?
guest14:  he cant even afford a hair cut or shave
guest18:  not smiling now r we?
guest15:  I came to shul for you ๐Ÿ™‚
ChaimAmalek:  The dude is looking at his stocks on the Tokyo exchange.  He’s busy.
ChaimAmalek:  I keep telling young shiksas that I can do for them what Elliot Spitzer did for that woman
ChaimAmalek:  I’ve asked this before and I will ask it again – who are you guests?
ChaimAmalek:  What is your interest in this chat room?
YourMoralLeader:  do you guys give to homeless bums on street?
ChaimAmalek:  I should, as I shall soon be among them
guest15:  give what?
ChaimAmalek:  shekels
ChaimAmalek:  cesef
guest15:  food from mamash!
ChaimAmalek:  But not dollars.
ChaimAmalek:  Euros are better
ChaimAmalek:  I just don’t see why guys like us are not rich
ChaimAmalek:  There must be some way of getting rich off of spending time in a chat room
ChaimAmalek:  I’m thinking of starting a virtual brothel
YourMoralLeader:  teach torah like me and take paypal donations
guest15:  or steal cereal
ChaimAmalek:  I am too modest and ignorant a Jew for that.
guest23:  i make about $3000 a month on my website
ChaimAmalek:  Plus th Jews here think they know everything
YourMoralLeader:  which site?
ChaimAmalek:  what sort of website?
ChaimAmalek:  Can I make money off of my bloggin?
ChaimAmalek:  It was always my dream to charge beautiful women money to have sex with me, but that too, has neverhappened
ChaimAmalek:  I know nothing about tech crap
ChaimAmalek:  All I know about is how irritating my neighbors are when the enter Zabars
ChaimAmalek:  The NY Post is reporting that when he was govenro, New Jersey’s Gov McGreevey was having threesome with his wife and some dude
ChaimAmalek:  What is this world coming to?
YourMoralLeader:  that’s edgy
ChaimAmalek:  So corrupt, yet so little in it for me
ChaimAmalek:  Makes me ill
ChaimAmalek:  I swear, all these nimrods are proving why it is good to be the governor.  Because that’s how to get laid.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, I would like to see that beard grow to Taliban proportions
ChaimAmalek:  Wild, unkempt
ChaimAmalek:  Unibomberish
ChaimAmalek:  Also, wear a long long overcoat to shul
guest15:  and a gartel
ChaimAmalek:  And when you walk down the street, do so with a scowl on your face and a huge tallit gadol wrapped around yourself.
YourMoralLeader:  will do
ChaimAmalek:  And get yourself some rabbinical nerd glasses, but just the frames.
ChaimAmalek:  That will teach those people to mess with you
ChaimAmalek:  And, just to show you know the meaning of fences in Torah Town, put teffillim on EACH arm and WEAR THEM ALL DAY
ChaimAmalek:  Never go anywhere without a huge lulav to wave at people
guest15:  he’s got a huge lulav
ChaimAmalek:  Have the phrase "G-d’s Torah Wagon" painted along the side of your van
ChaimAmalek:  Once that full long beard has come in, you can be a new man
ChaimAmalek:  Tell people you are a PaleoOrthodox Jew
YourMoralLeader:  I will follow and I will understand.
ChaimAmalek:  Stand in parking lots where Jews hang out, and spread the word of God
ChaimAmalek:  Can anyone hear him?  I cannot
guest15:  nope silent but deadly
guest31:  no he is not tlaking
ChaimAmalek:  Also, you need to distribute your own LUke Ford brand of pushkas around town, to collect charity
guest31:  Some one put a pump in him
ChaimAmalek:  Just drop them off places, and wait for the money to roll in
guest15:  CA, you’ve got some really gr8 ideas here!
ChaimAmalek:  Declare that you are friend to the Brown, the Black, the White, and the Yellow, too
guest31:  what are you talking about Luke
ChaimAmalek:  Shmuly Boteach is done.
ChaimAmalek:  I saw a talk by Richard Dawkins the other night.
ChaimAmalek:  At the EthicalSociety on the UWS
ChaimAmalek:  Few hot shiksas, some but they were all taken
ChaimAmalek:  Really quite a smug guy
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, you can do better.
ChaimAmalek:  "God Talks To Me and This is What He Says" by Levi Ford
ChaimAmalek:  Self ordination is the way to go.
ChaimAmalek:  You will have so many fertile women coming after you that I will be content with the leftovers
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guest31:  Moral leader from hell
ChaimAmalek:  You cannot call yourself a moralleader, not if you want to be one;
guest31:  Spider is the new world leader
ChaimAmalek:  call yourself . . . the Hollywoodishcer Rebbe
ChaimAmalek:  The Saucy Aussie who preaches to the Godless pagans of Brentwood
ChaimAmalek:  Grow in the beard, dress as advised, all will work out for you
ChaimAmalek:  I want to be your second in commad.
ChaimAmalek:  I want to handle the donations
guest31:  ??? ?????? ?? ?????? ???? ?? ???? ???????.
ChaimAmalek:  And I want to protect you from all the women who will come by
ChaimAmalek:  So that yu can concentrate on the Holy Word of the AllMighty Lord God in Heaven Above etc.
UseAglassYouCaveman:  if you’re second, chaim, then you can take over the ministry when YML resigns in a sex scandal
ChaimAmalek:  ahem….
YourMoralLeader:  I believe!
YourMoralLeader:  Bring moshiach now!
ChaimAmalek:  Even so, there will be redemption
YourMoralLeader:  all jews, do a mitzvah!
guest31:  ??? ???? Aussie ???? ???? ?? ??? godless ???????? ??
ChaimAmalek:  I see thse Moshiach NOW vans , caravans of them really, in midtown.  A shanda
YourMoralLeader:  are cams against the torah?
ChaimAmalek:  Crappy drivers, all of them
UseAglassYouCaveman:  oh he has a mug already!
ChaimAmalek:  Luke needs for his wife to kick him in the arse to act on these notions of mine
ChaimAmalek:  What kind of women lets her man spend his days on the toilet of the internet?
guest31:  ??? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?? ????? ????. ??? ?????? ?? ???. ??? ????? ????? camstreams
UseAglassYouCaveman:  one that doesn’t exist, I’ll bet
YourMoralLeader:  I’m about to start my work out
YourMoralLeader:  then I’ll come back and sing some carlebach
ChaimAmalek:  Nobody can hear you
guest31:  Moral leader can you anser this ??? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?? ????? ????. ??? ?????? ?? ???. ??? ????? ????? camstreams
ChaimAmalek:  Put the sound on and sing while you work out
guest31:  U bent een ezel voor het bellen van uw zelfvertrouwen een leider. U bent een leider niet een ding. Wet Thing regels camstreams
ChaimAmalek:  I would feel better about being here if one of you would pretend to be an attractive woman
guest15:  i don’t have to pretend
guest30:  lol
guest31:  ok I’m 36 26 38
YourMoralLeader:  I’m huge with hot chix
guest31:  in french
ChaimAmalek:  Because if we are just a bunch of penis-carrying dorks gathered here to watch some dude watch us type, what does that make us?
guest31:  Vous sucer mon Cook
UseAglassYouCaveman:  geeks
guest30:  p**cks
guest31:  ok
UseAglassYouCaveman:  dateless?
guest31:  θα μου πιπιλιζουν Κουκ
UseAglassYouCaveman:  desperate for entertainment?
ChaimAmalek:  the guys who sank Bear Stearns are filthy rich and having sex with 10,000 hookers, and I can’t even get lucky on Craigslist
guest31:  geek for will you suck my cook
guest31:  θα μου πιπιλιζουν Κουκ
UseAglassYouCaveman:  that’s because your ads suck
ChaimAmalek:  I answer them
ChaimAmalek:  I tried placing them but never got a real answer, so I write to these women
ChaimAmalek:  Briefly, it worked, but that was maybe a year ago
guest31:  do it in french
guest31:  her eye are love
ChaimAmalek:  Back in the day of the Nerve Personals, I had hope.  That too, is long gone
guest31:  Ses yeux sont amour
UseAglassYouCaveman:  I got over 200 responses to my last ad on CL
ChaimAmalek:  what was the ad for?
UseAglassYouCaveman:  me ๐Ÿ™‚
guest31:  sex
guest31:  ?
ChaimAmalek:  but if you write an ad in the W4M section, you are guaranteed to get hundreds of responses
ChaimAmalek:  No matter what you write
guest30:  sex whats that lol
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UseAglassYouCaveman:  put it in the ltr section
guest31:  lol
guest31:  com sex
ChaimAmalek:  I did that, no matter
ChaimAmalek:  I tried that too
ChaimAmalek:  I tried every section except m4m
guest31:  o lord
UseAglassYouCaveman:  well, it’s good for free, unsolicited porn, anyway
YourMoralLeader:  Have you read THE GAME?
guest31:  pump the crap out of that add
ChaimAmalek:  I cannot afford such nareshkeit
ChaimAmalek:  Also, I am thinking of joining the Scientologists and would, except that they really don’t want the penniless
guest31:  Je ne peux pas se permettre de telles nareshkeit
ChaimAmalek:  Every day is Yom Kippur when you try to join the Scientologists
ChaimAmalek:  They offer no forgiveness for the poor
guest31:  Aussi, je pense à l’adhésion à l’scientologues et serait, sauf qu’ils ne voulez vraiment pas le sou
ChaimAmalek:  I’ll say this for the shvartzes – you don’t often see them in Scientology

Juno1st:  Juggling?….a barrel roll please?….perhaps a look at that jug o yellow ‘tea’…good that you are smiling
Juno1st:  Cmon Luc, pay your streaming bill so we can see a Tanned Moral Leader in action, like Batman
Juno1st:  OK we can see your sweaty face….
Juno1st:  your face is tanned, your hands pale…michael jackson gloves are serving you well
Juno1st:  Luc we pay you a fortune…WE EXPECT RESULTS guests 45 and 46 will back me up on this
Juno1st:  How loyal is guest2, hanging in there like a Trooper, I thought I was loyal
Juno1st:  easy to type lol, but Luc, we are not SEEING the LOL on your unshaven slovenly face!!!  C’MAWN
Juno1st:  The calm look of a serial killer is upon you as per unusual…is guest two an auntie or somesuch?

DovBearStern:  Shalom chaverim!
DovBearStern:  Vas machen sie?
YourMoralLeader:  greetings
DovBearStern:  Iche heisse DovBear
DovBearStern:  Bist du Yid?
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DovBearStern:  Heisse frauen?
DovBearStern:  Jungishe meidele?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve made $17 off adsense today
DovBearStern:  Ich bin yungerman
Juno1st:  Luc we just lost guest46, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW???
DovBearStern:  Damn Luke, you are swimming in money
DovBearStern:  How many hours a day do you spend bloggin?
YourMoralLeader:  6
DovBearStern:  OK, so that comes to less than $3 per hour
DovBearStern:  Mexicans won’t blog for that kind of money
DovBearStern:  Now will Cambodian refugees work for that kind of money

RabbiGadolofManhattan:  you know she is insincere
guest50:  this is not her assistant
guest50:  we’re talking about the the wife of the dead leader
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  that lesbian arabess?  She’s hot.
guest50:  the one that wants all jews dead, remember her?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  McCain might fall over at any time
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Plus, as he admits, he knows very little to nothing about economics
guest50:  actually, cindy mccain is gorgeous btw
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Yeah, hot second wife
guest50:  she’s gorg
GROVER:  hi leader was up man?
Juno1st:  Luc save the world by giving us a barrel roll, set up the web cam, stuntman style…
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Israel is not the main issue in this election
YourMoralLeader:  yo
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  America is not going to vote for this or that person based on their policies towards Israel
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  The economy will come first
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Then Iraq, immigration, and for some, abortion
GROVER:  u sick of these crazy americians yet leader?
guest50:  hillary an suha arafat
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  What if it turned out that Obama and Hillary were both on the down low?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Imagine what a fun convention that would be
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  She is old news… widow of a dead killer who got invited to the White House by a bunch of former presidents
Juno1st:  Luc…audio of your calls to Dennis….get to it….teach DP a lesson !!  Or are you too busy cleaning up the bookshelfs in your hovel!!
YourMoralLeader:  must do that
Juno1st:  Don’t let us get in your way…51 guests and all of them bored!
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Clinton/Obama….or Obama/Clinton?
guest50:  manhattan – so you don’t care?
guest50:  about the jews
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Don’t care about what?
guest50:  or israel?
guest50:  you are slow
guest50:  talking about mccain being old, you are SUPER SLOW yourself
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I do not equate a vote in this election for caring about the jews.  I vote primarliy out of concern for my country and my people, which is the USA
GROVER:  f politics i bet most of u dont even know how 2 vote
guest50:  f obama
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I am not running for high office
guest50:  f hitlery
Juno1st:  Should I pencil in Luc or Mitt in the election of lamest duck in the world of streaming cams…it will take us time to forgive you Lukster!
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  See, this is where you folks lose it.  Hillary is not Hitler
guest51:  2012 will be here soon enough
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Pencil in AMALEK as your leader
guest50:  /me tolls eyes
guest50:  you’re lame amalek
guest50:  and old
guest51:  whats the grinding noise
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I am walking with a crutch these days, and I am old.  How old are YOU, Guest50?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Luke, how old is this person?
GROVER:  can u press x on the diebold machine/
guest50:  old enough to still be trying for a baby
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RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I hope you prevail over nature
Juno1st:  Anyone live close to Luc, someone needs to spray him with some ice cold water, wake him the hell up…ANYONE…maybe Lara Roxx or Marc Wallace???
guest50:  young enough to swim every day
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  If you need some sperm, I stand ready, willing and able to help out
guest50:  ew
guest50:  I’m married
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  My semen does not care
guest51:  is that the satanomenter playing
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  And while I am rotund, my semen is svelte
guest50:  that’s bc you have a rapist mentality
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I offer you life, not rape
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I need not even meet you to inseminate you
guest50:  you are offering mental rape and harassment
guest50:  sex harassment
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  this is a chat room
GROVER:  press x on the diebold machine and you vote 4 bush again
guest50:  that’s mental rape
guest50:  and it’s sex harassment
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  first you liken Hillary Clinton to Adolf Hitler, then me to a rapist
guest50:  if we were offline, I’d file charges against you
Juno1st:  Every time it gets too hot here, Luc will turn to his books, playboy for the interviews you understand…I demand a refund Luc…what is the delay on the visuals…30 seconds?
guest50:  sex harassment charges
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  This is why the Jewish Secular Woman has failed the Jewish people
guest50:  who says I’m secular?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  She has spent too many hours concerning herself with things that she should not, like politics
guest51:  you can prolly still file
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  In your early years, I am guessing that you were secualr
guest50:  I should file againt amalek
guest51:  find a nice jewish lawyer
guest50:  lol
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I will be my own lawyer
guest50:  how about spitzer?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  See, now he proved not to be good for the Jews
GROVER:  we had enough clintons and we dont need a feeble old  general
guest50:  but he was a tard – wanted licenses for illegal aliens
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Far worse than Hillary Clinton
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  ALL of these candidates want to further Mexico’s invasion of America.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Obama, McCain,
guest51:  the americo is coming
guest50:  the republicans are the only ones that can save america
guest50:  bc they’re the only ones against the invasion
guest50:  I’m NOT talking about mccain
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  at least Hillary acknowledges that this invasion occasions economic dislocation for black people
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  At least Hillary has a plan for universalhealth care
guest50:  but mccain is better than hillary and obama at this point
YourMoralLeader:  I agree with NJG
guest50:  on that issue
guest50:  ty Luke
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  ANd he wants to possibly make war on Iran
GROVER:  its  st paddys day rabbi no clintons allowed
guest50:  Iran is seriously messed up
guest50:  that guy wants to elminate all jews
guest50:  is that what you want amalek?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  More wars, more illegals, more giant sucking sound of our industry fleeing for China and Mexico.  That’s not a compelling election platform
guest50:  you’d be the first to go
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I think I’d be no. 234 to go
guest50:  it would take them a while to find me, since i’m rather a lighter haired blue eyed extremely fair skinned jewish girl
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m swarthy, rotund, have hairy palms and eat bagels
guest50:  that’s right
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  All they need do is target H&H bagels
guest50:  lol
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m a Jew’s Jew.
guest50:  my parents were too
guest51:  we have no more money for war our people are homeless and no work and no health care
guest50:  I’m a throwback to the blonde jews
GROVER:  bill the secret rockfella clinton has  mfinally met his match

RabbiGadolofManhattan:  At least Hillary has a plan for universalhealth care
guest50:  but mccain is better than hillary and obama at this point
YourMoralLeader:  I agree with NJG
guest50:  on that issue
guest50:  ty Luke
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  ANd he wants to possibly make war on Iran
GROVER:  its  st paddys day rabbi no clintons allowed
guest50:  Iran is seriously messed up
guest50:  that guy wants to elminate all jews
guest50:  is that what you want amalek?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  More wars, more illegals, more giant sucking sound of our industry fleeing for China and Mexico.  That’s not a compelling election platform
guest50:  you’d be the first to go
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I think I’d be no. 234 to go
guest50:  it would take them a while to find me, since i’m rather a lighter haired blue eyed extremely fair skinned jewish girl
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m swarthy, rotund, have hairy palms and eat bagels
guest50:  that’s right
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  All they need do is target H&H bagels
guest50:  lol
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I’m a Jew’s Jew.
guest50:  my parents were too
guest51:  we have no more money for war our people are homeless and no work and no health care
guest50:  I’m a throwback to the blonde jews
GROVER:  bill the secret rockfella clinton has  mfinally met his match
guest51:  we have gone well into the past
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  America is not up for going to war with Iran, not even if such were to serve Israel’s strategic needs
guest50:  but you know Lauren Bacall was a light haired blue eyed fair skinned jewish girl
guest51:  and are on a collision with the past at high speed now
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Why are these Jewish women so proud of looking like shiksas?
GROVER:  israel is  a war mongering country
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  It is as if they had internalized Nazi propaganda
guest50:  what about scarlett johannsen?
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Is her mother Jewish?
guest50:  I think you have a really good point amalek
guest50:  yes
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Most Jews look like me.
guest50:  her mother is a dark haired dark eyed jewish woman with olive skin
guest51:  the human instinct is to take this is all species
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Shorter than the goyim, swarthier than the Albanian
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  That’s me
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Dark, furtive hooded eyes, a stoop, thick legs
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  lots of body hair
Juno1st:  No yawning on the job, Ford….Lucs looking like Elvis from a certain angle
guest51:  we dont really give unless something in it ,self
guest50:  I dunno amalek, there’s a percentage that don’t look "jewish"
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  President Hillary Rodham Clinton.
guest50:  or as jewish, but jewish in the light jewish way
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RabbiGadolofManhattan:  She’s rising from the Dead to Defeat the Obama
guest50:  doesn’t matter amalek
Juno1st:  Luc you just scared off guest 53….any guilt?
guest50:  what matters is PA is going to go red
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  But why do the Jews who don’t look Jewish take such pride in that?
guest50:  and Ohio will be red
YourMoralLeader:  repent!
guest50:  and Florida will be red
guest50:  and that will be …that, President McCain
YourMoralLeader:  the Kingdom of G-d is at hand
guest50:  amalek, I don’t know, but you know
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  The worst thing you can say to a Jewish woman in New York or W Hollywood is that she looks Jewish.  She’d rather be told that she looks like a shiksa prostitute
Juno1st:  Kingdom of L-c is at foot!
guest50:  everyone is dark really
guest51:  the take religion including take in heaven is a limited belief with people without religious guilt
guest50:  so it’s great when there’s light haired people and light eyed people
guest50:  we’re cool
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  A racially biased comment
GROVER:  the problem with u people is u dont see the big picture / look at the solar system/ and the universe/ look at how short life is/ wake up you small minded fools
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  As the Negro cannot have naturally blond or red hair or blue or green eyes
guest51:  the original people ate as the apes
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Nor, for that matter, vcan the manchurian

Juno1st:  Luc at least throw the football around…you are like kosher paint…drying
guest50:  wait there are red AA’s and green eyed AA’s and blue eyed AAs
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Say what you will about her, the world will come to fear President ClintonII
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  She will get things done
guest50:  she won’t e elected amalek
guest50:  read rasmussen
UseAglassYouCaveman:  I believe the world already does fear her
GROVER:  i guess you cant change a donkey into an ass
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I want a president whom the rest of the world fears
guest51:  use a looking glass and show your belief to
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guest50:  I planted some more cilantro on my balcony today
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  If she can somehow defeat Obama – and that is not certain – McCain should go down on her too
Juno1st:  Guest54 left when Luc was just starting to toss the ball around…shucks
UseAglassYouCaveman:  oh no you didn’t just say that
guest50:  amalek doesn’t know what he’s talking about
guest50:  he loves Hitlery
Juno1st:  Guest56 – hello…let’s get Luc to do something more visual than just sitting there
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Rabbi Gadol knows what he is talkiing about
guest50:  hi June 1st
guest50:  I can’t see Luke, not that it matters
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I sense sexual tension in the air between guest50 and Hillary Clinton
Juno1st:  Smiling is not enough….hello guest50….we lost the last 46…oh well!
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Also, I am censoring myself because I want you to be happy in life
Juno1st:  Now a dour, watchfull look….oh dear oh dear (lost in space reference)
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  As a man, I know that I must treat women with kid gloves
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  At least until they, like Hillary, have gone through the change in life.  Then they become thefunctional equivalent of men and can take it
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  It is in the Talmud
Juno1st:  The football looked cool, it spun in the air and froze….are we all STALKERS??  And with that Slash has abandoned us
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I like this NJG – very feisty
Juno1st:  No one generates more enter-exit than Luc….wearing jail stripes tonight…anything you need to confess about Luc  ???
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  I love Hillary Clinton.  There, I said it.
GROVER:  u watching the rugby game leader
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  She would be perfect.
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Smart, tough, and married to a real macher.
Juno1st:  Luc your beard has three colors!!!  ???  Listen to Prager…don’t take on his hair color…
GROVER:  remember i told u i was psychic
YourMoralLeader:  video editing
Juno1st:  OMG he got off his behind….this is like a lunar eclipse…!! unmolested look at the hovel…that’s what I said…whoever it is, they have patience!!
guest60:  Shoot, I wanted to be blinded by stripes
BlindedByStripes:  it’s tough being me
Juno1st:  that looks like an apple laptop on the box, IT is guest2…that explains a lot
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Imagine, a woman in the White House!
guest60:  That explains everything
guest60:  Luke’s mystery is gone
RabbiGadolofManhattan:  It was a gift from Holly
Juno1st:  See the glowing apple, he has upped and left, bored HIMSELF off his own stream
guest60:  How very personal
Juno1st:  Maybe he is actually shaving that beard,  oh well….no….
BlindedByStripes:  Now maybe a woman will be sitting at the desk in the oval office instead of hiding under it

guest68:  Says that they shall understand the lovingkindness of HaShem
GROVER:  thats not a compliment is it 68
YourMoralLeader:  what ru doing in china?
guest68:  Teaching English
GROVER:  ur in china 68?
guest68:  learning Chinese massage and moxibustion
guest68:  Yes
guest68:  I work in a friend’s massage clinic
GROVER:  sure and im in tibet teaching
guest68:  Moxibustion is quite an art.
GROVER:  where in china r u
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guest68:  Use compressed herbs that have been ignited to focus heat on certain points of the body
guest68:  Henan, central China
GROVER:  u frm usa?
guest68:  My personality disorder made working in the States difficult
guest68:  Yes. Born and raised in Los Angeles
YourMoralLeader:  so your journey to china has been a good thing
GROVER:  personaliity disorder?
YourMoralLeader:  what type of personality disorder?
YourMoralLeader:  i’ve got narcissism!
guest68:  Yes, being in China has been good for me
GROVER:  whats narcism
guest68:  Well, I suppose I’m a bit narcissistic
guest68:  But it’s an improvement over being paranoid schizophrenic
YourMoralLeader:  whoa
YourMoralLeader:  heavy
guest68:  Or as one SDA psychiatrist said years ago to me, "You’re a psychopath."
GROVER:  ur a narc u work for the cpos in china
YourMoralLeader:  ur an SDA?

guest68:  No, but I worked for the cops in California
GROVER:  thats even worse u could be cia
guest68:  An XSDA, formerly an Adventist
guest68:  My aunt was the niece of D.M. Canright
guest68:  Her father was D. M. Canright’s brother
guest68:  Yes, Have you heard of him?
GROVER:  yes
guest68:  I’d prefer to be on the sea, truth be told
GROVER:  time goes fast on the sea
guest68:  Here I must spend my leisure time, of which I have plenty, playing with swords
guest68:  The sea is great. When I was in Hainan recently, snorkelling, I saw a lion fish in its natural environment
guest68:  I had only seen them in salt water aquariums before
GROVER:  i have a tendency not to believe anyone from california
guest68:  Hainan is the southernmost point of China, a tropical island
guest68:  If you go to youtube and search for the videos posted by kayaker 61, you can see for yourself

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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