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New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!

From my live chat: Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader:  Hymie ChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur? Emma:  lol YourMoralLeader:  How are things in Hymie town? Emma:  Hymie? ChaimAmalek:  (Luke, I … Continue reading

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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries

From my live chat: YourMoralLeader:  hi Emma! YourMoralLeader:  I’m a sensual semite! Emma:  Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader:  hi YourMoralLeader:  what have i missed? Emma:  Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader:  aww YourMoralLeader:  i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading

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What’s With My Bigotry?

Because it’s fun! Joe emails: I stumbled across your ‘blog’ quite accidentally today and was struck by a few things. First, that this blog is a lot less ‘porn’ oriented than your past writings. That’s likely to be a good … Continue reading

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The Return Of Chavi The Convert

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader:  what’s new in your jewish journey chavi? reading anything good? YourMoralLeader:  saw your new blog posts Chavi:  Thanks 🙂 Where is ElShaddai, anyhow? YourMoralLeader:  wherever you invite him in Chavi:  Ha ha … Chavi:  … Continue reading

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Work Means Freedom

From my live cam chat: palestine4ever:  oh my palestine4ever:  this is a side of luke i never intended to see palestine4ever:  LUKE palestine4ever:  WAKE UP palestine4ever:  THE HEAT IS WORKIN palestine4ever:  THE OVEN’S WORKIN palestine4ever:  WHY AIN’T YOU WORKIN YourMoralLeader:  … Continue reading

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Breastfeeding In The Sanctuary

Some Orthodox synagogues have a problem with women whipping their bosoms out during davening. Hmm. Can’t we just all be free to do what we want and to pull our breasts out when we want? Isn’t that what Moses would … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam

Click here to join the fun. guest16:  Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now… guest16:  so she could spend her cash wining  and dining you guest16:  and buying you little trinkets YourMoralLeader:  yay YourMoralLeader:  her sis’s a travel … Continue reading

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I’m Live In My Chat Room With Rabbi Gadol

From my chat room: RabbiG:  I’m here to do an audit. RabbiG:  Tzitzit – check. RabbiG:  Keepah – check RabbiG:  Beard – it grows jonnie:  But I like his cheeky smile RabbiG:  Virtuous women in chat room – check QuixoticLass:  … Continue reading

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Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing. I like it! You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room. And no, she’s not available. YourMoralLeader:  What sorts of things … Continue reading

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Would You Learn Midrash From This Woman?

I was looking for a drasha on the Torah from a PhD friend of mine and when I went to her MySpace, I found this pic:    

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