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guest16:  Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now…
guest16:  so she could spend her cash wining  and dining you
guest16:  and buying you little trinkets
YourMoralLeader:  yay
YourMoralLeader:  her sis’s a travel agent
guest16:  matching chamsas
guest16:  matching tatoos
guest16:  Kiss me I’m Jewrish = Jew / Irish
YourMoralLeader:  i love it
guest92:  Fill Emma in Luke
Emma:  Hiya folks
guest92:  Hey Emma our love
guest92:  when Luke is willing to share his love
Emma:  Luke always shares love
guest92:  and willing to share a spot on his futton in the hovel
patrick:  i luke how u today
Emma:  Hello Patrick
patrick:  i like ur flash on ur web site did u make it ur self
YourMoralLeader:  ex GF made it
YourMoralLeader:  Hi emma!
patrick:  o ok sorry 4 asking
Emma:  Hiya
YourMoralLeader:  NP
YourMoralLeader:  no futon, i sleep on the hard floor, it makes me tough!
patrick:  so luke u mind measking some thing
YourMoralLeader:  how are your online ventures patrick?
guest92:  couldn’t you date a domestic housekeeper next?
YourMoralLeader:  ask patrick
YourMoralLeader:  I thought that was what emma was
guest92:  she’s a domestic goddess
Emma:  Gee thanks lol
patrick:  will i have awebsite  but  i have mebers  part but i dont know how to make cash out of it
guest92:  plus being a gr8 horse breeder = gr8 combo
patrick:  www.patrick-loughlin.co.uk
Emma:  I don’t breed horses…..
guest92:  sorry, groomer than?
guest92:  you should being breding the 8
YourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you want to have a paysite where people pay a monthly fee or you want to make money from advertising or both?
guest92:  begin
patrick:  i try any thing
Emma:  Yes groomer
Emma:  So far…
guest16:  bride and groom(er) 🙂
guest16:  or (b)ride and groom(er)
YourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you need to keep reading everything you can on making money online. You need to learn html and work on your design skills. You need to make the text bigger, it is hard to read.
YourMoralLeader:  You need to add more free content that will attract readers/search engines.
YourMoralLeader:  You need to proof your writing and correct typos etc
YourMoralLeader:  You need to think about what things you know, can add to the membership section, stuff that people will be willing to pay for
guest16:  Luke is a mayven on such zachen
Lilithena:  Is anyone else in this chat room a reality TV addict like me?
patrick:  i dont no what to do with it
guest16:  this room is a reality show
Lilithena:  People think these are unscripted, but that isn’t so.
Lilithena:  Sometimes a little scripting is a good thing!
patrick:  im so lost when it come to idears i have not told to meany about it cos i still have lot work to do on it
Lilithena:  God has a script, too.
Lilithena:  It is the Bible!
guest16:  and lots of rewrites
Lilithena:  It says, if you are real with God, he will be real with you.
Emma:  Hey Lilithena
patrick:  i like ur site
YourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you are a newbie. That’s cool. You should learn html. You should be spending hours every day learning and working on developing these skills.
guest16:  really?
Lilithena:  Hi Emma!
Emma:  Hiya lol
YourMoralLeader:  Do you have a video camera? You should start a video blog.
patrick:  i do know how 2 do html 
patrick:  i do
patrick:  i was thinking about that
patrick:  but not sure to vlog about
Lilithena:  Do youknow how I know that He is serious?  Becuase He sent us his son Y’shua (AKA Jesus) to die for all our mistakes, out-takes, and things we wish we could re-take
YourMoralLeader:  Well, use it to interview people. If these people have valuable information, you can put the most valuable videos in a membership section
patrick:  hmmm
YourMoralLeader:  Just plug into things you feel passionate about and when you have stuff to say, just turn on the camera and say it
Lilithena:  And unlike most reality shows, this one won’t end after just a few seasons.
guest16:  Patrick don’t give Luke your address
patrick:  that a very good idear
guest16:  he will bill you
YourMoralLeader:  take it around where you live and work and show people your life
Lilithena:  God doesn’t bill.
YourMoralLeader:  develop a following as I have
guest16:  and he aint cheap
guest16:  its good he doesn’t have a couch in the hovel
YourMoralLeader:  if you go to clubs, smuggle your video camera inside, and go into the bathroom and talk about the club etc
patrick:  wood that be a good i dear
patrick:  im a nurse
Emma:  Luke is aware Patrick
YourMoralLeader:  If you have sex with girls or boys, just hide the camera, videotape your exploits and then put them in the membership section
Emma:  lmao
Lilithena:  THAT’S not part of God’s plan for you!
YourMoralLeader:  you get the idea? capture the most exciting parts of your life that you can share, for me it’s emma
guest16:  video giving enemas
guest16:  to your patients
patrick:  u have kocked  for 6 with that 1
Emma:  lol luke
patrick:  my good lord luke
Lilithena:  I would go for somthing different, like bringing people closer to God.
YourMoralLeader:  do both
guest16:  at the same time

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YourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you are a newbie. That’s cool. You should learn html. You should be spending hours every day learning and working on developing these skills.
guest16:  really?
Lilithena:  Hi Emma!
Emma:  Hiya lol
YourMoralLeader:  Do you have a video camera? You should start a video blog.
patrick:  i do know how 2 do html 
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patrick:  i do
patrick:  i was thinking about that
patrick:  but not sure to vlog about
Lilithena:  Do youknow how I know that He is serious?  Becuase He sent us his son Y’shua (AKA Jesus) to die for all our mistakes, out-takes, and things we wish we could re-take
YourMoralLeader:  Well, use it to interview people. If these people have valuable information, you can put the most valuable videos in a membership section
patrick:  hmmm
YourMoralLeader:  Just plug into things you feel passionate about and when you have stuff to say, just turn on the camera and say it
Lilithena:  And unlike most reality shows, this one won’t end after just a few seasons.
guest16:  Patrick don’t give Luke your address
patrick:  that a very good idear
guest16:  he will bill you
YourMoralLeader:  take it around where you live and work and show people your life
Lilithena:  God doesn’t bill.
YourMoralLeader:  develop a following as I have
guest16:  and he aint cheap
YourMoralLeader:  lol
guest16:  its good he doesn’t have a couch in the hovel
YourMoralLeader:  if you go to clubs, smuggle your video camera inside, and go into the bathroom and talk about the club etc
patrick:  wood that be a good i dear
Emma:  lol
patrick:  im a nurse
Emma:  Luke is aware Patrick
YourMoralLeader:  If you have sex with girls or boys, just hide the camera, videotape your exploits and then put them in the membership section
Emma:  lmao
Lilithena:  THAT’S not part of God’s plan for you!
YourMoralLeader:  you get the idea? capture the most exciting parts of your life that you can share, for me it’s emma
guest16:  video giving enemas
guest16:  to your patients
patrick:  u have kocked  for 6 with that 1
Emma:  lol luke
patrick:  my good lord luke
Lilithena:  I would go for somthing different, like bringing people closer to God.
YourMoralLeader:  do both
guest16:  at the saqme time
guest16:  same
guest16:  🙂
patrick:  i dont think i have it in me to do that
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Emma:  lol
guest16:  the patient has to have it in them
YourMoralLeader:  just follow emma around with a camera, sure it might seem creepy but it’d be fun to watch
Emma:  lol
guest16:  but get frontal views too
patrick:  she doo me in
Lilithena:  John 3:16
patrick:  if she new i was doing that
patrick:  witha cam
guest16:  tho she is cute from behind
Emma:  Oi!
Emma:  lol
Lilithena:  John 3:16
guest16:  Emma is a good kvetcher!
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Emma:  Yeah Patrick start a blog
patrick:  have u been doing the online thing 4 long luke
guest16:  we could sell hamburgers here with all the in n out
YourMoralLeader:  Patrick, been blogging for a living since july 1997]
Emma:  Walk in the footsteps of YML
patrick:  u most be loaded by now
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  lol
guest16:  but tread lightly
Lilithena:  But what sort of a living has this provided?
Lilithena:  Some would say a living death.
YourMoralLeader:  never made more than $50k a year
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patrick:  that do me
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Lilithena:  Living in a garage, shunned by his former peers
patrick:  sign me up 4 that will
Lilithena:  Chased out of temples by money changers!
YourMoralLeader:  Patrick, add more pages to your website, more content, just start pumping it up there so long as it is original
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Lilithena:  God wants to you make a success of your life.
YourMoralLeader:  Do a video interview with Emma about her life and loves and how she was bullied at school and cried herself to sleep every night
YourMoralLeader:  Do same with all your sisters – they’re hot.
Lilithena:  Jeremiah 33:3
YourMoralLeader:  Ask them if you can follow them on their dates
patrick:  no thaNK U
patrick:  R U MAD
Emma:  you should be so lucky
patrick:  I BE SICK
Emma:  lol
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Emma:  Why would you be sick?
patrick:  looking at there parters
YourMoralLeader:  Ask them to dress up in different outfits and act out different characters
Emma:  lol yeah sure Luke
patrick:  o god no way
YourMoralLeader:  Show how they all sleep in the same bed, leave the camera on all night to capture the tossing and turning and awkward moments when Emma snores
Emma:  lmao… Luke you starting to sound wierd
Emma:  I don’t snore actually
YourMoralLeader:  Sell dates with your sisters, auction ’em off over your website
patrick:  o my god luke 
Emma:  lol
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patrick:  i think u r a bit nunts on it
YourMoralLeader:  go on dates with their friends, use your secret video camera
YourMoralLeader:  Interview your parents
Emma:  I might do that
Emma:  Actually sounds fun….
YourMoralLeader:  Go to a psychiatrist regularly and ask if you can videotape your sessions.
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Patrick you have to understand Lukes humour
patrick:  no joke
patrick:  bit dark 4 me
YourMoralLeader:  you got any darkies in your village? interview them about racism
patrick:  no i dont know any 1
YourMoralLeader:  Go watch Borat and then act it out
Emma:  You live beside some chinese people
patrick:  we live in a city
Emma:  lmao borat
YourMoralLeader:  go interview hookers
Emma:  Outskirts
Emma:  There are no hookers
patrick:  no i just sleep with them
YourMoralLeader:  videotape it!
Emma:  It’s a pleasent place
Emma:  Pure
patrick:  no i wood not only joking i have a good half
YourMoralLeader:  No hookers, doesn’t sound pleasant to me?
YourMoralLeader:  Where does one go for a rub and a tug in your city? Do a guide
Emma:  Belfast red light district
Emma:  looool
patrick:  ammmm belfast red light zone
patrick:  10 pound a go
Emma:  where all Loose women float
patrick:  ior so i hear
patrick:  and thay give u more than a rub
patrick:  give u the clap as well
Emma:  Speaking of ezperience Pat?
Emma:  experience
Emma:  The clap?
YourMoralLeader:  use a rubber, mate
patrick:  an std
Emma:  Patrick is very happy with his lover…arnt you patrick?
patrick:  trust me luke u never see me with a woman of the night in this life time
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, Patrick, I believe you.
patrick:  i hope so too
YourMoralLeader:  Go interview priests about child molesting.
YourMoralLeader:  Which types of kids are the most fun to molest.
Emma:  luke lol
patrick:  will i used to be 1 luke
Emma:  S
patrick:  but never whent the hole way
YourMoralLeader:  a molested kid or a priest?
Emma:  lmao!
YourMoralLeader:  WHERE DID THE BAD MAN TOUCH YOU?
YourMoralLeader:  show us on the doll
Emma:  lol
patrick:  ur sick
patrick:  lol
patrick:  ur so dark 
YourMoralLeader:  I’m glad you didn’t go the hole way.
patrick:  and very fast on the ball
Emma:  He is just winding you up….
RamBam:  Emma’s cute when she’s speaking Hebrew
Nanostep:  Luke has turned over the intellectual inquiry of his blog and his mind… for this??

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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