Category Archives: Personal

‘Are You Calling For Tech Support Or For Sex?’ She Asked

Posted on May 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

"Or for companionship?" "Companionship," I said. "That’s the politically correct answer. "Are you available for manual labor?" "No. What about my needs?" CharlieTheAbo: Best name for a punk rock band in many a moon: "Hymen Holocaust"

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I Wanna Bomb Iran

Posted on May 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m sitting at home on a Sunday. I feel tired and listless. I’m getting over a cold. I’ve spent most of the day in bed listening to lectures on making money online. As far as that goes, I haven’t made … Continue reading →

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Happy Mother’s Day

Posted on May 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

I called her but she wasn’t in. She emails later: Hi Luke, thanks for the call, I only just picked it up and you should be asleep! You got the day right too! I had just gone out for exercise … Continue reading →

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I’m In A Funk

Posted on May 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

It’s Saturday night. I’m still getting over my cold. I feel sluggish. I’m hanging out in my chat room: YourMoralLeader: oy, i feel like i should be more entertaining YourMoralLeader: gimme some scoop! guest23: Leah Kleim found another satmar guest23: … Continue reading →

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Shalom Aleichem

Posted on May 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

On a Friday night walking home from shul, I’m stopped by a stranger in a car. He wants to know where Preuss is. I don’t know. I ask my friend. She doesn’t know. A rabbi comes out of his home … Continue reading →

Posted in Orthodoxy, Personal, Pico/Robertson | Tagged favorite phrase, friday night, intimate communion, Jews, new moon, one saturday, orthodox judaism, rabbi, saturday night, scorecard, shul, stranger, walking home | Comments Off

‘Why Is It Always About You? Saving Yourself from the Narcissists in Your Life’

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Luke Ford

This is an excellent book by Sandy Hotchkiss. I heard of it from Dr. Stephen Marmer, a psychiatrist, who was speaking on Dennis Prager‘s radio show. Like most narcissists, I became one to overcome early childhood shame. Feeling superior and … Continue reading →

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My Mom & Dad In The Chatroom

Posted on May 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

Or somebody imitating them: GillianFord: Nobody checks for sinkers or floaters like you, Des! Our boy has been such a heartache. Why does he remain so silent? And why must he continually abuse the kindness of the Jewish people that … Continue reading →

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I’m Finetuning My Cam Description

Posted on May 7, 2008 by Luke Ford

Currently it is: "Are you a sinner in need of G-d’s grace? I’m Luke Ford and I want to be Your Moral Leader! Watch me wrap tefillin, study Torah and engineer sweeping moral change. I write the website Lukeford.net and … Continue reading →

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I’m Live With Rev. Des

Posted on May 7, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: RevDesmondFord: sinkers or floaters today, boy? YourMoralLeader: Hi dad, all sinkers RevDesmondFord: as i suspected. your brother Paul Ford came up floaters every time, he did. RevDesmondFord: look at my miserable layabout of a son. … Continue reading →

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Luke 2: Electric Jewgaloo

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?" YourMoralLeader: no Shirl: this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before palestine4ever: Luke, don’t … Continue reading →

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