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‘You’ve Put Me In A Very Awkward Position’

There are certain phrases I keep hearing throughout my life, such as “You’re not welcome here.” And then I appeal for help and I hear, “You’ve put me in a very awkward position.” The themes of my life — provocation, … Continue reading

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I’m Getting Skewered!

From my live cam: guest9: Typical of my ponce of a lad! Whinging about his financial state but dilly-dallying about the computuer like the fair-dinkum drongo he is! guest10: Desmond, calm down! It’s no good for your health raging at … Continue reading

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Driving Through Big Sur

From my Sunday road trip: D. emails: Don’t talk about your dad, mate! Listen up and listen good, Sunny Jim. You may think you’ve analyzed your dear old dad, but I’m here to tell you that, like everything else in … Continue reading

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You Are A Fair-Dinkum Disgrace!

Pops emails: Dear son: It breaks my heart to realize how badly I failed in trying to raise you to be an honest, forthright and righteous human being. Your behavior and reaction to your latest removal from a shul just … Continue reading

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I’m Live With Rev. Des

From my live cam chat: RevDesmondFord:  sinkers or floaters today, boy? YourMoralLeader:  Hi dad, all sinkers RevDesmondFord:  as i suspected. your brother Paul Ford came up floaters every time, he did. RevDesmondFord:  look at my miserable layabout of a son. … Continue reading

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