‘Are You Calling For Tech Support Or For Sex?’ She Asked

"Or for companionship?"

"Companionship," I said.

"That’s the politically correct answer.

"Are you available for manual labor?"

"No. What about my needs?"

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About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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