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Fondling In The Kitchen
On his radio show today, Dennis Prager said: “You are the wife. You are doing work in the kitchen, washing dishes or in the garden gardening. There are no kids around. Your husband stops by to say something and he … Continue reading
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Hot Chix
“I was reading your blog,” she said. “So you want to get married?” “Yes,” I said. “What age range are you looking for?” “Oh,” I said, “thirty to forty.” “When you wrote about looking around the audience for hot chix, … Continue reading
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My Worst Experience At Delice
I’ve been going there for two years. It’s a delicious kosher restaurant on Pico Blvd just east of La Cienega. It’s a popular hang out for frum Jews. I take my cheap dates there. I usually order the same thing … Continue reading
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‘Are You Calling For Tech Support Or For Sex?’ She Asked
"Or for companionship?" "Companionship," I said. "That’s the politically correct answer. "Are you available for manual labor?" "No. What about my needs?" CharlieTheAbo: Best name for a punk rock band in many a moon: "Hymen Holocaust"
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