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Lost Journal Entry by Luke Ford
January 3 I’ve been having nightmares about the wallaby again, mate. When one of those blasted buggers decides to have a go at you, there’s nothing you can do. They’re vicious creatures. I stare into the wallaby’s black eyes. I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged cocoa krispies, luke ford, mouth guard, sinkers, vicious creatures, wallaby
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My Mom & Dad In The Chatroom
Or somebody imitating them: GillianFord: Nobody checks for sinkers or floaters like you, Des! Our boy has been such a heartache. Why does he remain so silent? And why must he continually abuse the kindness of the Jewish people that … Continue reading
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Tagged anti semite, bum, chatroom, cowardice, floaters, frolics, heartache, hot water, kindness, little bugger, manifestation, mom dad, monkey business, morel, pup, rectum, sinkers, wallabees, water treatment, wiggle
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I’m Live With Rev. Des
From my live cam chat: RevDesmondFord: sinkers or floaters today, boy? YourMoralLeader: Hi dad, all sinkers RevDesmondFord: as i suspected. your brother Paul Ford came up floaters every time, he did. RevDesmondFord: look at my miserable layabout of a son. … Continue reading
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Tagged bob dylan, brother paul, bubble puppy, cane toad, coward, full throttle, george harrison, hi dad, iron butterfly, layabout, live cam chat, manliness, olivia newton john, paul ford, puppy album, quot, reality show, sinkers, stealing food, sunny jim, waym
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Sinkers Or Floaters?
From oralchelation.com: Most people in the US, if you looked into their toilets, would have "sinkers rather than floaters!" In other words, if your food and digestion are proper, the stool will float in the toilet water, will be light … Continue reading
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Tagged autobiography, college glacier, desmond, diet, digestion, fda, floaters, ford fan, foul smell, freshman year, gillian ford, glacier view, hemorrhoids, human nature, luke ford, nbsp, population, preacher, processed foods, seventh day adventist, sinkers, stepmother, stools, toilet water, toilets
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