RevDesmondFord: sinkers or floaters today, boy?
YourMoralLeader: Hi dad, all sinkers
RevDesmondFord: as i suspected. your brother Paul Ford came up floaters every time, he did.
RevDesmondFord: look at my miserable layabout of a son.
RevDesmondFord: I recall the time he actually said he preferred Olivia Newton-John’s cover of Bob Dylan’s "If Not For You" over George Harrison’s. I should have throttled him.
RevDesmondFord: I woke with a tickle in my throat," my boy writes. We all know what that tickle is: another man’s penis.
RevDesmondFord: the very sight of you sickens me, son.
RevDesmondFord: My boy’s taste in music is like his taste in everything else: uninformed. Besides destroying my Bubble Puppy album in an act of blatant poncery, he also traded off my copy of Iron Butterfly’s Heavy LP for some candy…which I forbade him from eating.
RevDesmondFord: How’s your "reality show" going, boy? Where’s your "crew?" Or is it another fiction you’ve manufactured for the benefit of your ‘audience?"
RevDesmondFord: SPEAK UP, BOY!
YourMoralLeader: It’s going full throttle ahead, anyway, should have a meeting on it in the next month. I want you to be a big part of it.
YourMoralLeader: We should have regular on-camera meetings where you teach me about life and manliness.
RevDesmondFord: you are pathetic. a liar and a coward.
RevDesmondFord: UNION WAS RIGHT. By the waym, who converted you?
RevDesmondFord: who converted you, Sunny Jim?
RevDesmondFord: A better idea would be an on-camera beating of the kind I regret never giving you when you were a child.
RevDesmondFord: what’s the matter, boy? are you digging up some more anti-semitic nuggets for your "blog"?
RevDesmondFord: Perhaps an even better idea would have me force-feeding you a burst cane toad as a practical lesson against stealing food intended for the homeless.
RevDesmondFord: my son Luke Ford is both mentally ill and a scumbag. i can’t say i’m shocked, but i’m bitterly disappointed.
RevDesmondFord: yes, my son has grown into a sad excuse for a man who violates even the most basic tenets of the religion he’s falsely adopted. hypocritical bugger you are, son… i ought to clout you one on the side of your noggin.
RevDesmondFord: Collected any Paypal donations today, boy? A bloody, grub-eating abo has more self-respect.
YourMoralLeader: no donations yet today for my mission
RevDesmondFord: i wonder what sort of craven expression will pass across your smug, bloated visage as i smash your face…
RevDesmondFord: Had anymore dreams about eating snake sandwiches?
RevDesmondFord: i will break your bloody neck, boy.
RevDesmondFord: who converted you, son? SPEAK UP!
YourMoralLeader: Rabbi Gadol
RevDesmondFord: what did Rabbi Union have to say about you, bloody liar?
YourMoralLeader: he said i was deceitful
RevDesmondFord: HE WAS RIGHT
RevDesmondFord: that is why you were thrown out of the RCC conversion program, isn’t it, boy?
RevDesmondFord: I gave you every advantage in this world, boy, and look what you’ve done with them. Nothing. Let me clear things up for you: You are not special. You have no "mission." The only thing you’ve done in this world is to disappoint your step-mum and myself.
RevDesmondFord: So your "conversion" was self-administered, eh?
RevDesmondFord: typical of your fraudulent posturing.
RevDesmondFord: Everything about you is false, boy.
RevDesmondFord: i wonder if it galls you to know deep down that you have no legitimate connection to Judaism – no cultural right, no intellectual understanding. Nothing.
RevDesmondFord: Rabbi Union’s assessment of you was fair-dinkum DEAD ON, mate.
RevDesmondFord: I taught you better. You should thank good fortune that your late mother was able to talk me out of smothering you upon your birth. It’s something I regret to this day.
RevDesmondFord: and how did you repay your mum? by giving her cancer.
RevDesmondFord: she learned the hard way, I s’pose.
YourMoralLeader: Be careful or I’ll give you cancer too dad.
RevDesmondFord: You ARE cancer, son.
RevDesmondFord: Are you threatening me, boy?
RevDesmondFord: SPEAK UP.
YourMoralLeader: Dad, have you seen There Will Be Blood. I don’t understand it.
RevDesmondFord: only in the Internet age would a worthless ponce such as you be given any attention.
RevDesmondFord: There’s a lot you don’t understand – but that won’t stop you from vomiting up your uninformed opinions and speculations .
RevDesmondFord: Been stealing food from the mouths of the homeless lately? There will be no more helpful cheques from home, boy.
RevDesmondFord: I recall my shame every morning: Paul and Ellen and Gill…floaters everytime. But not you, you worthless drongo.
RevDesmondFord: i can see the mental illness on your hideous face, boy.
RevDesmondFord: there’s only one solution for you: pick up that gun and shoot yourself.
RevDesmondFord: But perhaps it’s my own fault for not staking you to a termite hill when it might have done some good.
RevDesmondFord: Off your medication, boy? There’s nothing wrong with you that a little hard work and Weet-Bix won’t fix.
RevDesmondFord: but of course, you have no job.
RevDesmondFord: Let’s talk more about your fraudulent "conversion," by the imaginary rabbi.
RevDesmondFord: fill us in on the details, you c**t.
RevDesmondFord: I’m WAITING
RevDesmondFord: Let’s talk more about your fraudulent "conversion," by the imaginary rabbi.
RevDesmondFord: LET’S HEAR IT, SON!
RevDesmondFord: Look at my boy. His smug, leering face is forever my shame.
guest188: Looks like past Evangelical upbringing to me>
guest188: Who ccould ever survive that.
RevDesmondFord: as opposed to my son’s fraudulent "conversion," by the imaginary rabbi?
RevDesmondFord: UNION WAS RIGHT.
guest188: ahhh yes, trying to find a better way.
RevDesmondFord: Speak up, Sunny Jim! Tell me about your fake conversion.
RevDesmondFord: Your adherence to "the truth" is tenuous and selective at best. Speak up, ponce.
RevDesmondFord: or are you struggling to find some flippant, anti-Semitic response (your idea of "provocative" writing.)
RevDesmondFord: Typical of my boy. He falls silent when he knows he’s been found out.
guest188: Speak up Luke defend yourself!
YourMoralLeader: hi guys
YourMoralLeader: build me up buttercup
guest188: he has spoken!
guest188: feel free to speak Rev
guest17: how can you say god is a superstition…that is blasphamas
guest188: so is typing in red
RevDesmondFord: It’s like the time I found his supply of forbidden candy. When I confronted him, he just sat there not saying a word.
RevDesmondFord: Until I fetched him a mighty clout to the ear.
YourMoralLeader: 17, just quoting a line from the movie There will be blood
RevDesmondFord: And then all he did was whimper. His sister Ellen was more of a man.
YourMoralLeader: Dad, build me up. I need your love not your hate.
guest17: oh so that’s ok then…i am back in love with you
RevDesmondFord: i notice that when all else fails, when no excuses remain, my ponce of a son resorts to his tiresome act of quoting pop lyrics or movie dialogue in a manner that only he would consider "witty".
RevDesmondFord: Listen, Sunny Jim, my hands are full enough trying to set my boy on the straight and narrow. I don’t need another self-involved lackwit trying my patience. And from what you have to say, you’re even more pathetic than my boy.
RevDesmondFord: And just becasue you’re a shut-in with Internet access does not make what you say interesting.
RevDesmondFord: you lot make about as much sense as a pack of bloody abos.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: fyi . the beard is starting to look like its fuller than your head! 🙂
RevDesmondFord: Why was Luke Ford thrown out of the RCC conversion program? And what was Rabbi Union’s assessment of Luke Ford’s character?
RevDesmondFord: My boy remains silent on the issue of his false conversion. So typical.
RevDesmondFord: Self-administered conversion = no conversion at all.
RevDesmondFord: Speak up, boy! What do you have to say for yourself? You pose as a "writer" but you seem to have no words of your own.
QuixoticLass: have you had much success getting people to open up to you with this kind of harassment in the past?
YourMoralLeader: bedtime for bonzo
RevDesmondFord: Listen up, sheila, when I start with the harassment, you’ll fair-dinkum know it.
RevDesmondFord: Here’s a fair-dinkum question for you: Who converted my son to Judaism?
QuixoticLass: because, it’s going to leave you empty and unfufilled to continue this way. You know that don’t you?
RevDesmondFord: Of course, my boy still refuses to address the topic at hand.
QuixoticLass: well, he’s sleeping.
RevDesmondFord: Typical of my boy: a lazy layabout.
RevDesmondFord: It sickens me to see that you lot embrace a slimy, dishonest anti-Semite such as my son Luke Ford.
RevDesmondFord: Only on the internet.
QuixoticLass: I would have thought that you’d have disowned him by now
RevDesmondFord: That you people buy into his nonsense only makes me wish I had flushed him down the pot the moment he came into this world. Just as I would have done to any sinker.
QuixoticLass: why even acknowledge that he’s your son?
RevDesmondFord: why support a liar and an anti-semite?
RevDesmondFord: Disown him? That’s not the SDA way, you giblet-headed sheila.
QuixoticLass: and calling people names is?
RevDesmondFord: you have not answered my question – which, unlike my son’s professed Judaism, is legitimate.
QuixoticLass: I have seen no proof that he is either a liar or an anti-semite.
RevDesmondFord: you don;t know much about him, do you?
RevDesmondFord: what could possibly compel you to defend such a low and fundamentally dishonest creep?
RevDesmondFord: That speaks more to your inability to discern the obvious, sheila. My son’s gotten by his whole life by preying on dimwitted women like you.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: is luke alive?
QuixoticLass: he’s sleeping
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: call 911!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: luke wake up little rosebud!
QuixoticLass: I love it. I’m dimwitted and giblet-headed.
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: nappy time for the lukester .. how cute ..
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: doesn’t look like he’s moving to me ..
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: somebody call the cops for a welfare check ..
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: i don’t know his address
QuixoticLass: do you toss around in your sleep?
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I guess he doesn’t snore?
QuixoticLass: I wouldn’t know that.
QuixoticLass: hey emma
Emma: Hey Lass
QuixoticLass: you’re lucky you missed revdes
Emma: Oh lol
Emma: pfffr him
QuixoticLass: that guy really knows how to throw insults around
YourMoralLeader: that’s how he shows his love
YourMoralLeader: like emma’s dad
QuixoticLass: he’s the kind of guy who makes me want to argue back, but it would be more expedient to just shoot him.
Emma: Funny.. my dad dosnt show his love quite like that
Emma: Yes Lass
QuixoticLass: like the scene in Indiana Jones where Indie is up against the guy with the machete
RevDesmondFord: What kind of self-involved asshole leaves a camera on so people can watch him pretend to sleep?
QuixoticLass: one who’d like you to say interesting things so he can copy the chat to his blog and get more hits.
QuixoticLass: so you should talk about high traffic things like porn and politics
RevDesmondFord: Now that my boy has returned from fair-dinkum Sandland, let’s ask him to explain to his slow-witted audience about his fake conversion from the imaginary rabbi. Speak up, lad!
YourMoralLeader: I talked to emma today for first time, her voice is not too annoying, I can live with it whispering in my ear.
Emma: I can just about live with yours too hun
RevDesmondFord: Speak up, boy! You seem to have no problem prattling on with the sheilas about specious topics. Tell us the truth about your imaginary rabbi.
RevDesmondFord: bloody christ, what a slimy c**t i sired.
QuixoticLass: in most cases, imaginary rabbis are better than real ones.
RevDesmondFord: Yes, of course, let’s not blame Luke for his complete lack of ethics, courage or ability to speak the truth.
QuixoticLass: "Instead of marrying gay men, many women would be better served by taking a class in creative expression." -Luke Ford
QuixoticLass: written 2 years ago
RevDesmondFord: let’s blame the rabbis instead! such evil people! let’s endorse my son’s persecution of all Jews.
RevDesmondFord: quoting my son like he’s a fair-dinkum scholar or a wit… now there’s your dictionary definition of pathetic.
RevDesmondFord: And just a word of warning to Emma: my boy’s a fair-dinkum ponce. but you don’t seem to be the brightest penny in the roll…
QuixoticLass: she’s very shiny
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)