New Lubavitcher Rebbe

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

Reb Sholom posts:

http://www.newsweek.com/id/131600

Newsweek Web Exclusive
Updated: 5:08 p.m. ET Apr 11, 2008

It’s OFFICIAL now:

Newsweek ranks Yehuda Krinsky as # 4 and describes him to be:

The New LUBAVITCHER REBBE, Yehuda Krinsky

Newsweek 2008, wrote the following:

"4.Yehuda Krinsky (Lubavitch)
Global Leader of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement, a branch of Hasidim."

Yehuda Krinsky has NEVER denied that he considers himself "THE" Lubavitcher Rebbe, as described by Newsweek.

Although Krinsky has not (yet) officially confirmed that he is accepting the "NESIUS", as the "new Lubavitcher Rebbe", but his unrelenting behavior of constantly attempting to control ALL of Lubavitch, (as though he is Rebbe), certainly proves the point that Mr. Krinsky, does indeed consider himself to have unilateral control, in a position of being a self proclaimed "NEW REBBE of Lubavitch".

The Rebbe’s 770 shull, under the management of the Gaboim, refuses to recognize Mr. Krinsky as the New Lubavitcher Rebbe and so Krinsky is fighting for control of the Shull and eviction of all Meshichisten who also refuse to recognize Krisnky’s control of Lubavitch as a newly emerged, self proclaimed, New Lubavitcher Rebbe.
In the year of 2007, Newsweek also referred to Krinsky as the new Lubavitcher Rebbe.

Since 2007 Krinsky has never yet denied his acceptance of the position as Lubavitcher Rebbe as defined by Newsweek.

It is unclear if Krisnky’s office had actually written his own "self description" for Newsweek or if Krisnky’s office, had specifically requested of Newsweek, to describe Krinsky, this way:

Newsweek 2007 said:

"Krinsky (not the Rebbe, but Mr Krinsky) has truly built a “shul” on every corner and brought the Chabad movement mainstream prominence."

"He (Krinsky) is the Leader of Chabad and its CEO". (i.e "REBBE") Newsweek wrote.

During 2007 Newsweek ranked the "Lubavitcher Rebbe" Yehuda Krinsky as # 2.

http://www.religionandpluralism.org/…op50Rabbis.pdf

 

Here’s Yudel Krinsky’s website:

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Leah Kleim And Sexual Abuse Allegations

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

Satmarer Chosid emails:

Interesting Links you should check out – if you can make head or tails out of the allegations and counter allegations of sex abuse:
 
 
 
 
 
 
Leah Kleim is a very Interesting character and I don’t know how to describe her except to say she is unpredictable to say the least – everyone is accusing everyone else of sexual abuse in the frum world
 
Leah kleim is long time known whistle blower but others accuse Leah Kleim HERSELF of sexual abuse of minors herself.

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Is Chabad A Personality Cult?

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

Chabad is so far out of the Jewish mainstream that most Orthodox rabbis don’t waste their ammunition attacking it, just as they don’t spend much time anymore attacking the Reform and Conservative streams of Judaism.

Here’s an exception..

From shmais.com: In light of the open attack on Chabad by Rabbi Yisroel Belsky, Rosh Yeshiva Yeshiva Torah Vodaas and the Posek for the OU Shmais News Service asked the Executive Vice President of the OU, Rabbi Dr. Tzvi Hersh Weinreb if he agreed with Rabbi Belsky said.

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The Emperor’s Club LA Connections

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

From ERSNews:

The Emperor’s Club was the high class escort agency of choice for the former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.  He was eventually caught in a federal investigation of prostitution and money laundering and his political career came crashing down. The FBI and the Government claim the entire operation was a high-end house of prostitution that operated throughout the United States and in Europe.  

ERSNews has been looking into the West Coast operation of the former escort service and found that although the media coverage of the case has centered on the ex-Governor and his hooker of choice “Kristen,” the federal indictment names a long list of woman who operated in Southern California.  The business model was simple and as old as prostitution itself: bring well-healed clients together with women willing to sell sex for a price…a very high price.

ERS has learned that at least five different escorts were based in Los Angeles.  The woman’s aliases ranged from the above mentioned Maya, to Chrissy, Raquel, Felana and Samantha.  The women named by federal authorities may have serviced clients everywhere from Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago and Las Vegas. 

ERSNews has obtained exclusive photos and information regarding one the Emperor’s Club VIP women who offered those services.   At the Emperor’s Club VIP she went by the name Maya. The pictures used to market Maya to the public, ERSNews has learned were taken in conjunction with the making of an adult film produced in Los Angeles. The film itself is widely available. Maya is one of the stars. Maya, ERS has learned, is an experienced porn film actress with many credits.  The photos themselves, only some of which exclusively accompany this story, were clearly taken of the same women at the same location, at the same time.


 

The woman seen in the pictures above was on the Emperor’s Club website when it was in operation before federal authorities shut the it down and indicted the operators.  The photos used to market Maya to Emperor’s Club clients have been traced by ERSNews.com and have led us to a woman who goes by many names, but is known in Los Angeles by the name Isa Frederick of Beverly Hills.  The woman, who operated as an escort with many other operations, gave her clients a taste of the kind of services she provided for the right price.  ERSNews had obtained this web based autobiography of Maya:
 
Autobiography:

I am only interested in serious upscale generous gentlemen. I am as intelligent as i am beautiful. I love what i do and i am very good at it.

I would love to be your companion for the night and more. I love to make men want me. You will be throling for me before the night is through.

And I understand that, sometimes, once is just not enough.

Do you want to be seduced and ravished after a night in town showing me off? I specializing in giving you those ultimate pleasures and fantasies that you would never dreamed. I have some girlfriends that could also join us if you’d’ like.

I like to think of myself as a medicine for the upscale gentlemen. But, I have to warn you, I am very addicting. I am soft, sexy and

love to make you yearn for me, then help you release all your frustrations.

Call me for a prescription!

 

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Nice Jewish Madam Michelle Braun Profiled In Latest Rolling Stone

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

This is the issue with the girls from the The Hills on the cover.

Vanessa Grigoriadis writes:

The sex business has changed dramatically in the past decade, and no change has been bigger than the obliteration of the social taboo against escorting. "Almost every porn star is an escort now," says Luke Ford, a prominent Web journalist who covered the porn industry.

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You Are Not Jewish II

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

From the May 5 Haaretz:

Asher Maoz writes:

These are painful statements, but they must be said loud and clear: Two peoples live in this land, both Jewish – they and we. They are the ultra-Orthodox, who see themselves as emissaries of God on earth. We are all the rest – secular, traditional and religious. It is not that we have suddenly separated; we never were one people. We tried to delude ourselves that we were. They knew all along that we were not.

What did we not do to preserve unity? We were ready to admit that they personified the true Judaism; we accepted marrying and divorce according to the laws of Moses and Israel based on their version; we accepted – willingly or gritting our teeth – limitations on our lifestyle; we agreed to ignore the status quo agreement that was wrung from us as hush money, so that they would not show up before the United Nations investigative committee and persuade it to prevent the establishment of the Jewish state; we sent our young men and women to defend them, while they spend their time at yeshivas or just wandering the streets; we agreed to support them, since after all they do not have time to work for a living; we even came to terms with their spitting at us, we whose "wagon is empty" while theirs is full.

All these things did us no good. They continued to take the fruits of our goodwill from us, while giving nothing in return. A unilateral treaty was created in which we give and they take.

They sold us the mendacious argument that we must give in to their whims to protect the unity of the people. This is a lie. The family trees are already on record. Have you ever seen an ultra-Orthodox person marry outside their own sub-group? They accept as obvious our willingness to accept limitations that are in opposition to our lifestyle and conscience. In exchange they belittle us, doubt our Judaism, do everything they can to make things hard for us and make Judaism, perhaps the greatest creation on earth, repulsive to us.

And now they have thrust the divorce papers in our faces. In one fell swoop, they have revoked the Judaism of a woman 15 years after she converted. Her children’s Judaism was obviously also revoked. Could it have been someone who converted in a Reform rabbinic court, Heaven forbid? No, she was converted in Rabbi Haim Druckman’s court, the head of the Bnei Akiva Orthodox youth movement and the head of the conversion court system. The Supreme Rabbinic Court was not satisfied until it had cast aspersions on all the conversions carried out by Rabbi Druckman, and declared them "null and void."

With the stroke of a pen the rabbinic court judges removed thousands of converts from the Jewish fold, they and their children, cursing and abusing Rabbi Druckman in the process. They did all this without looking at each case, and in opposition to every principle of halakha (Jewish law).

Rabbi Druckman does not need my defense. His religious observance is no less strict than that of the three religious court judges who slung mud at him, and his Torah learning is no doubt greater than any of theirs. Rabbi Druckman may have one fault: He has the "deficiency" of loving the Jewish people and a sense of responsibility for the Jewish people. I thought that the Torah commanded us to have such characteristics. It turns out that I was wrong, at least according to the three respected rabbinic court judges.

Therefore we have had it up to here with their insults. We are no worse Jews than they are. On the contrary: Good manners come before Torah. Humanness is not the antithesis of Jewishness, but rather stems from it. A person who bans his brother from their father’s funeral just because he stopped observing ultra-Orthodoxy is no better a Jew than his brother, even if the ultra-Orthodox consider him the "father of morality." A person who does not mourn his brother’s death has lost all image of humanity, even if he does so on instruction of the individual known as the greatest posek (ruler on Jewish law) of the generation.

A court that does not allow a woman to receive a divorce, leaving her "chained," an aguna, is hard-hearted. A court that dares revoke the Judaism of converts is acting against halakha. It should also be mentioned that these converts and their children have defended those hiding in the tent of Torah learning; those who dare challenge the converts’ Judaism. Quite a few of them are buried in the military cemeteries throughout Israel after they gave up their lives to protect the people of Israel, including those who insult them after their death.

And who are we to complain? We made this happen. We appointed two rabbinic court judges, while ignoring the outcry of the women’s movements, including Orthodox women’s movements. Only recently we completed the roster of religious court judges, with most of the appointments coming from the ultra-Orthodox.

We were in such a hurry that the justice minister pushed through the appointments even though they did not meet the necessary conditions.

Have we learned? Have we come to our senses?

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Rabbi Aviner Says Women Should Not Wear Pajamas

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

I guess lingerie would be more appropriate?

I better not let Emma see this story or she’ll think Judaism is stupid.

From FailedMessiah:

In another bizarre ruling from an Orthodox rabbi, Rabbi Shlomo Aviner, the rabbi of Beit El and a leader of National Religious rabbis, ruled that a woman…

…may never wear pants, even if alone, if if those pants are pajamas.

Ynet reports:

…Aviner, Beit El’s rabbi and one of Religious Zionism’s most prominent leaders, was asked in a cellular Q&A session published in the "Small World" bulletin, "When a girl goes to relieve herself at night, is she allowed to say the ‘Asher Yatzar’ (‘he who formed’) prayer while wearing a short-sleeved shirt and trousers?"

The rabbi replied that it is permitted to say the prayer in such a case, but added that "in general, a woman must always wear modest clothes even when she is alone and in the dark, because the Holy one blessed be he is everywhere. And yes, trousers are a self-prohibition even when a woman is alone."

Meanwhile, Rabbi Israel Rosen, head of the Tsomet Institute, has claimed an article published in synagogues over the weekend that "too much modesty leads women to the opposite direction, from abstinence to immorality."

According to the rabbi, this is "an axiom which applies to people who have experienced leaps forward and sharp transitions in their religious conduct throughout their lives."

Rabbi Rosen also slammed the haredi norm to omit names of women from newspapers and from invitations, comparing it to the veil phenomenon in Muslim countries.

"For so-called modesty reasons, the woman is only presented as ‘his wife’, nameless, veiled, and my heart twitches," he wrote in a weekly column published in synagogues over the weekend. "Is there no psychological connection between the hypocrisy of concealing the name and hiding the face under the ‘Taliban-style’ veil?"

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You Are Not Jewish

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

Gadi Pickholz from the Israel Fathers Rights Advocacy Council writes:

Luke:

While you waste your time writing nonsense because of a lack of knowledge of what is really going on in Judaism, let me inform you of two major historic events that occurred this week that will impact the nation for years to come — both of whcih you completely missed in your ignorance and extreme distance from Israel.

First, we regret to inform you that you are not in fact Jewish. Kindly correct your website at once. At a minimum, read the damned English translations on the haaretz.com and jpost.com websites of what is occurring with the Talibanization of the Rabbinate. The decision to retroactively cancel tens of thousands of conversions going back over a decade is going to have a historic impact for generations to come, and certainly ends any pretense of conversion in the Diaspora. You can pretend all you want in LA, but if you ever did find a woman to have your child, and they fell in love with an Israeli or came on Aliya, they would be in for one heck of a rude awakening at the Ministry of the Interior and Citizenship.

Attacking Rav Druckman in this manner is a direct assault on all modern orthodox rabbis. Druckman’s other main job, aside from chairing the conversion committee for metropolitan Tel Aviv, is Chairman of Bnei Akiva and the modern orthodox rabbis in Israel, Tzohar. This is a direct assault on all modern orthodox rabbis and conversions. While it was reassuring to see the Rishon LeZion (Sepahardi Chief Rabbi) denounce the decision today, the silence by the Ashkenaz Chief Rabbi is chilling.

Most scandelous, of course, is that not a single major modern orthdoox rabbi in American even mentioned the matter in their sermons this week, much less joined the protest lists. Better to discuss their military assessments and raise more funds. Cowards all. Not a word from the RCC. Not a word from the RCA. Not a word from Yeshiva University. Not a word from a single pulpit. This is a time to HOWL! The Talibanization of the religion is moving ahead at a blinding speed. See today’s editorial in HaAretz, which I think even made the English edition. Also see failed messiah.com

But what do you care, since you are now officially a goy looking in retroactively.

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‘I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary’

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat:

YourMoralLeader:  I captured Emma during an online war, rabbi, so first I’ll have to shave her head and let mourn for her family for a month
guest66:  i will sit shivah
guest14:  Shhhhh…..goyim are here
guest66:  goy avek
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  this online war was not a holy war
YourMoralLeader:  yes it was rabbi
guest2:  only one hole
YourMoralLeader:  it was for peace
YourMoralLeader:  piece
guest14:  Barak Hussein Obama – good for the Jews?
guest2:  Emma = good for the Jews?
guest2:  next first lady
guest66:  luke + emma =  bad for klal israel
guest14:  Plus, the news that Barbara Walters was having an affair with a US Senator from Massachusetts, and a shvartze at that.
guest2:  Luke and Emma had nothing to do with that
guest14:  This was in the seventies
guest66:  luke/emma’s offspring = moshiah is officially here
guest14:  Just a disturbing day for Israel
guest14:  Every time you joke about Luke and Emma, a Jewish woman cries.
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi, does God love us unconditionally? Does he love me and Hitler the same?
guest14:  A Jew knows not to ask such a question.
guest14:  Judaism is not Romper Room
guest66:  therefore he asks
guest66:  i am that jewess crying in my borscht
guest14:  The sight of a Jewish man (sort of) extolling the virtues of a gentile virgin can only bring tears of anguish to the Jewish woman of a certain vintage who bought into feminism.
guest66:  luke + hitler = my last date from hell
guest14:  Little did she know that her "liberation" would be so bitter.
guest2:  where’s Emma when you need her?
guest66:  jewish woman of a certain vintage – who the hell talks that way
guest14:  Emma is a modest young girl
guest66:  luke is a man of modest means
guest2:  good shidduch
guest66:  perfect match
guest14:  Another victory for 88
guest14:  Jewish women need to grab the bull by the balls
guest14:  I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary
guest66:  i thought by the horns –
guest14:  Leave no semen for the shiksa to use
guest66:  give me a good tip on how to extract his semen if he does not cooperate
guest66:  this will be my new mission
guest2:  thats it… a good tip
guest66:  he does not have one
guest14:  First, use your sexual powers
guest66:  now step 2
guest2:  be a pussy cat
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guest66:  as luke is really not jewish he will be a tough nut to crack
guest66:  or his nuts are up his crack
guest14:  You will not be able to seduce him with that sort of attitude
guest14:  Think of Lot’s daughters
guest66:  you are right mea culpa
guest66:  i will take my special seducer pill & will show lots of cleavage …that should get me my seaman
guest66:  & i will procreate for the good of israelites everywhere

YourMoralLeader:  Thank the good L-rd
YourMoralLeader:  Emma’s here
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Hiya hun
guest14:  User Emma, the power of your fresh eggs has cowed us all
guest14:  Your pheromones can travel even via interweb
YourMoralLeader:  The lofty issues we discuss here are no laughing matter, Emma
guest66:  fresh eggs vs powdered
guest14:  Man desires fresh eggs.
Emma:  hmmm yes Luke
guest66:  its not all that its cracked up to be
guest2:  emma, what are your feelings about being the center of discussion here while you are gone?
Emma:  I am?
guest14:  She is the center of attention as the human egg is the target of a multitude of individual sperm cells, each vying with all the others for the chance to be the one.
guest2:  right… your name is NEVER mentioned here 🙂
Emma:  Well that would depend on what it is you guys discuss about me
guest2:  your virtues
Emma:  Im sure Luke has you guys under hand
guest14:  Your fertility.
YourMoralLeader:  Exactly
YourMoralLeader:  Please 14
Emma:  lol
guest14:  There also is some talk of your yicchus
YourMoralLeader:  yichus = lineage
guest14:  Luke is big on such talk.
Emma:  Lineage?
YourMoralLeader:  = yichus emma
guest2:  family tree
guest14:  But mostly when you are not here, Luke and I discuss what most old men talk about  – politics
YourMoralLeader:  I am not old!
YourMoralLeader:  I think I’ll go for a walk
guest2:  and nose hair
guest66:  alte kakers – all of you
guest14:  True that
guest2:  sinkers / floaters
guest14:  Luke, are any more cats missing from your neighborhood?
YourMoralLeader:  no
guest14:  Good, because I don’t think Emma wants a fur coat that badly
guest66:  fur is murder
guest66:  peta
Emma:  Where you walking to Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  to bed
YourMoralLeader:  Do you want a new fur coat Emma?
guest2:  say tefilat haderach
guest14:  Ermine?
Emma:  I dont like fur
Emma:  Its itchy
guest14:  So I went to the Nigerian street vendor outside the building and purchased a $2 bottle of perfume and sprayed some on myself
Emma:  lol
Emma:  lol
Emma:  You idiot
guest14:  I then returned to the group of women, and suddenly they were interested in me
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  post-sexual chaim?
guest14:  Because I had the smell of women on me.
Emma:  I will believe it when i see it
Emma:  Its all in your head hun
guest14:  I did not pursue them because I am unable to have sex, but the concept was proven.
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  why can’t you have sex?
guest2:  what scent?
guest14:  One of them held my hand
Emma:  lool
guest14:  I am post-sexual
Emma:  Cute
guest14:  So you see, it works.
Emma:  My cam isnt working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  i don’t need any fancy perfume
Emma:  Where is the salvation!
guest2:  just man scent
guest14:  Men who want to appear to be "with it" should spray themselves with cheap women’s perfume to get some attention
YourMoralLeader:  mine works
Emma:  Too many in your room
Emma:  Someone leave lol
guest14:  InStyle Impression of Pleasure is what I used
Emma:  Oh thats not being "with it" Chaim
guest14:  At least one of those women wanted me.  she invited me up to her hotel room but I demurred
guest14:  Facts are facts, Emma
guest2:  still no minyan here
Emma:  And dreaming is dreaming
Emma:  Chaim
guest14:  Or as JBS Haldane once put it, "The universe is not only queerer than we imagine,  it is queerer than we can imagine"
guest2:  maybe she just wanted to steal your perfume
Emma:  lol
guest14:  Emma, I am just reporting the result of a social experiment I undertook recently
Emma:  Yes Chaim
Emma:  Spread the good word
guest2:  results are inconclusive
guest14:  I am doing that right here
Emma:  We are proud of you
guest14:  Were I sexual, I’d have had coitus that night
Emmo:  i’m so proud
Emmo:  what does it mean to be post-sexual?
guest14:  It means that I no longer feel any desire to have sex
Emma:  Not gettin any
Emmo:  are you getting any, Emma?
Emma:  No comment
Emmo:  oh c’mon
Emmo:  give us a hint
Emma:  How about take the hint?
Emma:  lol
Emmo:  what’s the hint?
guest14:  Emma, the rules are different between men and women
Emma:  Explain
Emma:  Has Luke went to bed yet?
guest14:  For example, spraying myself with women’s scent (perfume) attracted women who felt, subconsciously, that I was a man whom other women desired. On the other hand, when a woman sprays herself with male semen, it does not thereby make her more appealing to  men
guest14:  So donot seek to emulate me in this.
Emma:  Try some lipstick too Chaim
Emma:  Maybe a nice wee frock too
guest66:  women are from mars & men are from penis’
Emma:  Oh and dont forget the handbag
guest76:  and stiletto heels
guest14:  Emma, the idea is not to look like a woman, but to look like a man whom women want
guest14:  And have touched
guest14:  intimately
guest14:  Women respond favorably to this; men do not
guest76:  venus / mars
guest14:  You need to know these things if you are going to have luck with Luke
guest66:  yeah like you are a maven on this chaim
guest14:  I have deeper knowledge than some might suppose
Emma:  I dont need advice with that thanks
guest76:  how deep?
guest14:  I draw upon the wisdom of experts
guest14:  You don’t, Emma.
guest14:  You have your youth on your side
Emma:  No
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  why do that if you can just walk around with hot chicks on your elbow
guest76:  Emma has good perfume
Emma:  Just be myself is my moto
guest76:  and good "scents"
guest14:  yes, that will work for you
guest14:  But for Emma, this chat room would not exist
Emma:  Nonsence
Emma:  It exisisted before me
guest66:  i’m learning so much on how to pick up a guy i think i am about to kill mysel
guest76:  non scents
guest14:  Yeah, and it attracted maybe two or three people
guest66:  phermones hormones = i am moaning
guest76:  you do it all the time
Emma:  Luke still here?
guest14:  Blogging is not easy, Emma.  A man must have ample sleep to do it well
Emmo:  just be yourself is your motto? but it doesn’t seem to be working
Emmo:  as you’re not "getting any"
Emma:  My choice Emmo
guest66:  my hat goes off to you emm
guest66:  & nothing more
Emma:  lol
guest14:  It works well when nature wants it to work well
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guest66:  your taiva = the teva
guest14:  Women need to be ingenue-like
guest14:  feminine, girlish, sexy, and wear clean tasteful clothes
palestine4ever:  Luke, dammit
palestine4ever:  you already alienated half of the female of the species with your former employment
palestine4ever:  now you’re going to alienate the few that are left with your "religion"
YourMoralLeader:  how?
palestine4ever:  just stop it and become a nice protestant
YourMoralLeader:  i’m more successful than ever with the ladies
palestine4ever:  she clearly is getting grossed out by your abnormal facial growth
YourMoralLeader:  oh
YourMoralLeader:  I love G-d more than Emma
palestine4ever:  now, you and i, as followers of esoteric creeds, can nod in understanding at this
palestine4ever:  but how will the wee catholic girl explain to momma that "God will smite him if he cuts his bush"?
YourMoralLeader:  who cares what the goyim think
palestine4ever:  it’s not like abstaining from meat on friday
palestine4ever:  you should, my friend
palestine4ever:  the yentas won’t have you
palestine4ever:  that’s pretty clear
YourMoralLeader:  i want you to dance at my wedding
YourMoralLeader:  in shallah
palestine4ever:  you, the poor but honest man, picked the one religion in which money plays a crucial role
palestine4ever:  you are the only poor Person of the Jewish Persuasion that I have ever met
YourMoralLeader:  all these things are in the hands of Allah who is all merciful
palestine4ever:  this saddens me, because you’d be bangin’ Islamic nookie left and right
palestine4ever:  they all want nice light-skinned children
palestine4ever:  while I believe Prof. Kevin MacDonald spoke well on the Judaic practice of insular selection
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  yes
palestine4ever:  and I will dance at your wedding
palestine4ever:  I will even wish a Mazel Tov in shame
palestine4ever:  and throw glasses around or whatever you folks do
palestine4ever:  that chair dance thing is pretty dangerous though
palestine4ever:  where are the jewesses that come here?
palestine4ever:  it’s a sausage fest
YourMoralLeader:  no young hotties except for chavi
palestine4ever:  ahem
palestine4ever:  I said "jewesses"
YourMoralLeader:  lol
palestine4ever:  so this safira
palestine4ever:  what are you in mourning for?
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palestine4ever:  something that happened to someone else’s relatives, I’m sure
YourMoralLeader:  it is not clear
YourMoralLeader:  various views
YourMoralLeader:  when we are told to be sad, it is easy
palestine4ever:  I should have guessed.
YourMoralLeader:  dont need specifics

palestine4ever:  I should have guessed.
YourMoralLeader:  dont need specifics
palestine4ever:  I will show you the way, Luke.
palestine4ever:  Oppress women, make any show of their sexuality a crime…
palestine4ever:  beat them with whips and hoses if they transgress…
palestine4ever:  and they’ll be tigers in the sack. This, I assure you.
palestine4ever:  Then you won’t have this "demographic problem".
YourMoralLeader:  You speak truth
palestine4ever:  See, you understand.
YourMoralLeader:  Wonder what switch tunred in Emma’s head that made her come back in here?
palestine4ever:  Being an outsider gives you a new perspective.
palestine4ever:  Was she gone?
YourMoralLeader:  keep coming back
palestine4ever:  I only got to the "cut your beard" bit when I was so flummoxed with rage I had to enter.
YourMoralLeader:  I wonder what is the psychology of the beautiful young woman who finds me attractive?
palestine4ever:  I will NOT permit Judaism to kill your unborn children that you’re going to have.
palestine4ever:  ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
YourMoralLeader:  Never again
palestine4ever:  That’s an interesting question.
palestine4ever:  And like all things female, we must have more information on her relationship with her father.
YourMoralLeader:  Why do young people like to go eat at 2am after four hours of karaoke?

russiandragon:  she is young and hot
russiandragon:  and quite nice
palestine4ever:  he’s a big boy
palestine4ever:  His heart will grow harder, more jaded, more bitter.
russiandragon:  i think he needs a good nubile shag
russiandragon:  she needs some lifelessons
palestine4ever:  He really needs to find a good sugar mommy though before his faux twinkness fades.
russiandragon:  well both are possible
palestine4ever:  Look at Don Johnson
russiandragon:  the young girl for nubile romping
palestine4ever:  He passed on hot chicks when he was hot
russiandragon:  the sugarlady to save his ass
palestine4ever:  then he was reduced to being arm candy for some 75 year old rich woman
russiandragon:  lol
palestine4ever:  That is Luke’s best option
russiandragon:  yup
palestine4ever:  but the longer he waits, the older the woman will be
russiandragon:  lol
palestine4ever:  another 10 years and he’ll be strapping her iron lung on his back for dates
russiandragon:  he can try the anna nicole smith style
russiandragon:  lol
russiandragon:  poor emma though
palestine4ever:  Exactly.
palestine4ever:  Right now, I think he can get women who at least were once hot.
palestine4ever:  Down the road, you wind up with the 85 year old version of a librarian.
russiandragon:  i think he should shave the beard
palestine4ever:  Dragon, I was enraged to see his beard came between Luke and Emma.
palestine4ever:  She is so soft spoken, that this must have been bothering her immensely.
russiandragon:  she says not
palestine4ever:  she LIES!
russiandragon:  she says she likes a saisoned beard
russiandragon:  i think your right again
palestine4ever:  Being Oirish, I think she means, like, a Sean Connery beard
palestine4ever:  not the "Chevy Chase as crazy hippie on the drug beach in Fletch" beard
russiandragon:  and he’s too immersed in his religion for emma
russiandragon:  lol
russiandragon:  i don’t see her being the good jewish balabusta
russiandragon:  waiting for the husband comming back from his shul
russiandragon:  mm
palestine4ever:  She’d be hated among the plain yentas in the community.
palestine4ever:  It’s a life of loneliness, with her only lifeline to the outside world being Luke.
russiandragon:  i have no idea about that
russiandragon:  yes
russiandragon:  true
palestine4ever:  C’mon, a blue eyed Irish chica? Every non-fashion model in the Orthodox world would hate her.
russiandragon:  llol
russiandragon:  probably
palestine4ever:  You know what the way out of it is?
russiandragon:  i’m not at home in the jewish world
palestine4ever:  Burqa.
palestine4ever:  WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN OUR BURLAP SACKS.
russiandragon:  well the eyes would still be visable
russiandragon:  her eyes r to kill for
palestine4ever:  True but we covet blue eyed devils.
palestine4ever:  Living with Luke or making yoghurt out of goat’s milk?
palestine4ever:  I’m going with the goats, mannnn….
russiandragon:  lool
palestine4ever:  I will continue to attempt to reform Luke’s life.
palestine4ever:  This is my goal.
russiandragon:  i fear young emma doesn’t know what she’s getting her self into
palestine4ever:  First, if he insists on being unemployed, I will try to push him in the direction of at least using the formidable talents he has
russiandragon:  yes
palestine4ever:  And then I’ll get him to convert to Islam and all of that (insh’allah)
russiandragon:  lol
russiandragon:  you are a wise man palistine
palestine4ever:  As are you, Dragon
russiandragon:  thk you
russiandragon:  =)
palestine4ever:  He’s actually really good at what he does, though you don’t see it much on lukeford.net anymore.
palestine4ever:  He’s one of the most coldblooded ba***rds I’ve ever read, which is admirable for what he does
russiandragon:  he’s good, but it doesn’t really earn a descent stable living
russiandragon:  he should quit his dayjob
palestine4ever:  nope, hence the energy that should go into writing is diverted into trying to capture more and more clicks
russiandragon:  yes
palestine4ever:  Oh well
palestine4ever:  He’s survived thus far (much to many people’s surprise)
russiandragon:  this virtual relationship with emma is good and well
palestine4ever:  He’d be better off moving to Ireland though than vice versa 🙂
russiandragon:  but what about real life
russiandragon:  what would he do in ireland
palestine4ever:  The same he does here, I guess…
palestine4ever:  but with a whole new crowd!
palestine4ever:  LA is a cesspool
russiandragon:  it’s 5 am here
russiandragon:  =)
russiandragon:  yup
palestine4ever:  yikes
russiandragon:  and luke is a sinker
russiandragon:  i went to the movies
russiandragon:  had some drinks
palestine4ever:  Let us make our alliance to save Luke at another time.
russiandragon:  very interesting conversations
palestine4ever:  ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?
palestine4ever:  for shame!
russiandragon:  lol
russiandragon:  ok palistine my friend
russiandragon:  sleep well
palestine4ever:  alrighty, though, see you

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Does God Love Us Unconditionally?

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

The other day I was in the house of God worshiping the Almighty according to the strictest strictures of his Immutable Moral Law — written and oral — when I stumbled over the unlikeliest of creatures — a friend.

He started saying the weirdest things to me. Very disturbing. I almost called the security guard to escort him out but then I’d be utterly bereft.

My friend said that God loves us unconditionally.

Then why do the mitzvot (divine commandments)?

To show God that we love Him.

What if the mitzvot are too much bother and I’d rather sit at the beach on Shabbos mornings in a speedo and read Playboy?

Will God still love me?

Yes.

Just as much?

Yes.

What if I murder someone?

God will still love me.

Just as much?

Yes. I’m a creature of God. We are all creatures of God.

Does God love Hitler and Mother Theresa equally (Dennis Prager’s question)?

That stumped him. Reluctantly my friend said yes. Hitler is also made in the image of God.

So God’s just a big love machine, pumping out love irrespective of our behavior (Dennis Prager’s question)?

Yes.

So God’s love is amoral?

He’ll have to think about that.

I’ve sent in an email to the RCC asking to be appointed the Grand Inquisitor of Pico/Robertson with the right to burst into any home and examine it and its occupants for any signs of latitudarianism, which we have far too much of in this modern neighborhood. Think of me as a Torquemada for the 21st Century.

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