Holly Randall Gets Naked Again

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

 Luzdedos1:  what’s new with you?
 HollyRandall:  oh, you know..
 HollyRandall:  just busy as hell
 HollyRandall:  prepping all the images for my book
 HollyRandall:  which is a really tedious job
 Luzdedos1:  yay
 Luzdedos1:  cant wait to show my dad
 HollyRandall:  getting ready for my shoot in 2 weeks, which of course i’m nervous about
 HollyRandall:  but i’ve lost a lot of weight so that’s good– just not enough (for me) of course
 Luzdedos1:  gonna get naked?
 HollyRandall:  yeah
 Luzdedos1:  let me shoot you
 HollyRandall:  but again, just implied nudity
 HollyRandall:  you won’t see anything
 Luzdedos1:  with my pet wombat
 HollyRandall:  lol yeah right– like i’d let the COD near me without my clothes on
 Luzdedos1:  be not afraid

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Cruelty In The Name Of God

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

From Haaretz:

The decision by three rabbinic judges at the Supreme Rabbinic Court in Jerusalem, headed by Rabbi Avraham Sherman, to annul conversions conducted since 1999 by Rabbi Haim Druckman and the conversion court system comes as no surprise. The threat of the revocation has been hovering for more than half a year now, ever since the Ashdod Regional Rabbinic Court revoked the conversion of a city resident, which served as an excuse for the sweeping revocation.

The harassment of converts who, at the end of an exhausting and sometimes even very humiliating process, were granted the conversion certificate they desired – which now seems to be worth less than the paper it is printed on – has become a predictable and familiar trick. This is especially the case ever since the establishment of the conversion court system in conjunction with the Prime Minister’s Office. This time the rabbinic judges’ gall is utterly intolerable.

In effect, the judges ratified the ruling by the Ashdod regional court, which, when it conducted divorce proceedings for a woman who had converted to Judaism 15 years ago, dared to snoop after her and discovered, it claims, that she does not observe religious strictures and never intended to observe them. This being the case, the three judges in Jerusalem, in the wake of the judges in Ashdod, ruled that the woman is not Jewish and therefore her marriage is not valid and her children from that marriage are not Jewish. They ruled that she will be registered as ineligible for marriage or eligible only under restricted circumstances.

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After His Death, He Was Promoted To The Rank Of Jew

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

From Haaretz:

Yesmao Yela’o was preparing to visit his mother in Ethiopia, whom he had not seen in five years, but the Second Lebanon War started and he was called up. "He told me that if he comes back from the war he would go then," says Moshe Aylim, a childhood friend from Ethiopia who immigrated with Yesmao to Israel. On August 6, 2006 Yesmao was killed in a pre-dawn clash with Hezbollah fighters in the western sector.

Yesmao was the youngest of 13 siblings fathered by Fentai, a Jew who moved to Israel 20 years ago with some of his children from a previous marriage. Yesmao remained in Ethiopia with his sister Azamara and their Christian mother. But he was raised Jewish in Ethiopia, where religion follows the father.

On reaching adulthood Yesmao could immigrate on his own, and he came with Azmara and her children. They lived at the absorption center on Kibbutz Ayelet Hashahar. Yesmao was accepted to an intensive Jewish Agency program for Ethiopian immigrants in their teens and early 20s.

"He had lived as a Jew in Ethiopia, immigrated to Israel as a Jew, and completed the conversion process successfully," says Rabbi Menachem Waldman, director of the Shvut Am organization, which has accompanied the process for 17 years on the Chief Rabbinate’s behalf. "When he arrived at the rabbinic court for the final stage, they pulled the same trick on him as on other youngsters. The rabbinic judges demanded he furnish confirmation from the synagogue he prays at, but from what synagogue is a young guy like him, without a family, going to get confirmation?"

Yesmao enlisted in the IDF at 23 and served as a sniper with Battalion 12 of the Golani Brigade. Yaron Lipman, his squad commander throughout combat training, describes a shy soldier.

After the army he worked as a security guard for the Postal Authority, saving up for school while continuing to help support his sister and saving for the visit to his mother.

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Rochelle Krich’s Son Elie Files A Civil Harassment Lawsuit Against Marc J. Ventimiglia

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Case Type: Civil Harassment (General Jurisdiction) Case#: BS114689 CASE NAME: ELIE KRICH ET AL VS MARC J VENTIMIGLIA

Attorneys: KOPEIKIN MARC J. – Attorney for PL/PET Date Filed: 05/05/2008

Ventimiglia is a location manager for TV and movies. He has a ton of credits.

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Send Me a Custom Invitation . . . I’ll RSVP with Love

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Last week my friend sent me an invitation for a party. The party sounds okay, but the invitation compelled me to respond: the embossed lettering, the cool colors, the fine paper, the impressive envelope — this thing looked gorgeous! I called my friend, really an acquaintance, and asked her where she had the invitations done. Her response: Carmody & Co. (http://www.carmodynco.com), a wonderful paper goods store in Pasadena. This place sounds awesome — and they have great sales! I’m driving the van out to Pasadena next week, I have an appointment in the area, and am going to visit this store. I’ll even send you an invitation to my party (when I host one)!

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Daily Yid

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Here’s my email interview with the author of DailyYid.com:

* What can you tell me about yourself?

i am a satamr chusid who is proud of my society and never plans to leave

* What is your first language?

yiddish

* Have you spent most/all of your life in the United States?

surviving satamr lifestyle, that mneans no formel worldly education, marying young having as many kids, trying to be humbled and good, making a living.

* What loyalty do you feel to the United States government?

tremendous since israel is not my land and my brother and sisters the anti zionists are being perscuted there. america is my homeland untill the godly promise of mushiachs arivall will be fufiled

* What do you think of the Spinka money laundering scandal?

unfountete chilulul hasem but the holy rebbe is in no way diminisehd by it, please understand that our frum comunitiys poor in milions to the taxopayer fund which goes nothing to our school system so there is great reason for this.

* Which part of Judaism do you identify with?

satamar, because its the most perseved unchanged pure form of judasim posible of the faith of my fathers

* Why did you start the website?

i was persanaly deeply hurt by the holy leaders of my society and they used the internet to make my pain harder so i decided to share my pain and perhaps i can be right by answering my innier heart daily and further loving my leaders by forcing them to listen to me and help myself through ventalation prosecess called the blog sphere

* What do you love and hate about jewish life?

i hate it that when i will be caoust bloging my most loved once will cry for me – i love it because as such a close nit comunity they will forgive me for my sins and will except me back as one of their own.

* What do you love and hate about blogging?

the hate i must sometoimes triger of my readers to get across my inner pain the love that no one in my life would spend a second to talk to me and here i have thousends of the peaple i most respect acknoligige my trafic moniter

* Why don’t you blog in English?

i cannot express myself in a second languge if i have to spend so much time on the google spell check

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It’s Time to Go to (Clothes) Heaven

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

I just earned major kudos from my female friends — and it didn’t cost me a cent! I told my friends about Clothes Heaven (www.clothesheaven.com) in Pasadena, a resale shop that carries all the finest designers, accessories and shoes. To these people, I’m a savior – big surprise – because Clothes Heaven is, pardon the word, heavenly: the place is run by an elegant woman who has an incredible eye for style and good bargains. The testimonials from consumers are great, and Citysearch continues to bestow a series of honors on this wonderful boutique. One of my female friends has read about the place online, and she plans to drive from Laguna to Pasadena — all for chance to go to (Clothes) Heaven! Check the place out!

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Leah Kleim Vs. Satmar Hasidim

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Joe emails: "The owner of dailyyid.com web site is a well known Satmar Chassid who is married with children who admitted online to "Knowing Leah Kleim INSIDE OUT and that Leah Kleim knows him INSIDE OUT", where "inside out" is interpreted by some to mean that this married man was having a longtime intimate affair with Leah Kleim who is reputed to have a habit of LURING Satmars into her STING OPERATIONS of strings of spider web affairs so that she can audio record their phone sex which Leah Kleim engages with them, photograph, videotape their sexual escapades and then post it on her Web Site where she is reputed to be a Whistle Blower of Satmar, extramarital sexual indiscretions."

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The Man Who Brought Down Ehud Ohlmert

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Joe emails:

Meet Morris/Moshe Talansky
 
He splits his time between Woodmere, NY (the "Five" towns) and Wolfson Towers in Jerusalem.
 
Divorced
 
 
He is a major financier. here is one of his projects
 
Here’s his organization in Israel. I would imagine that this is the organization that laundered the money.
 
www.thenjf.org (try find a cache– the site has been taken down)
 
He has another non-profit, Ventures in Jewish life. It seems that Raphael Butler from the OU is involved in that organzation.
 
It seems that Raphael Butler from the OU is involved in that organzation.

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Invasion Is Not Insemination

Posted on May 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat:

ahib:  Careful, guest62, or I shall make you vanish
Emma:  lol
guest62:  do not threaten me you oaf
Emma:  Calm down 🙂
RoyScotalnd:  half catholic- half jewish=100% human
QuixoticLass:  of course human
User guest62 was banned by broadcaster/admin.
User guest62 left the room.
QuixoticLass:  but she’s doomed to a life of religious confusion just like me
Sahib:  I warned him
Emma:  hmmm
Sahib:  Memsahib!  How are you?
Emma:  Why was he banned?
YourMoralLeader:  My reality crew is coming to ireland to meet emma’s parents
YourMoralLeader:  Sahib asked me to
Emma:  No their not lol
YourMoralLeader:  we’re gonna film my asking pops to take emma to CA
Sahib:  Is this about a man who woos a woman from afar?
Emma:  Dont think so 🙂
YourMoralLeader:  how much would i have to pay for permission to film them meeting me?
RoyScotalnd:  emma- ye cal-i-fornie bound?
Emma:  I doooooooooooooooont think so Lukey
RoyScotalnd:  Go easy Luke- the irish are past masters at resisting transportation!
Sahib:  Offer her a sack of potatoes
YourMoralLeader:  i’ll buy you from them
RoyScotalnd:  a FULL sack#?
RoyScotalnd:  ye too profligate!
Sahib:  I didn’t suggest Idaho potatoes, mind you
Sahib:  Emma, you know Sahib just kids
RoyScotalnd:  if I’d a Hoe I’d grow my own
RoyScotalnd:  <<< guess some jokes just don’t travel
Sahib:  Did you know that Gandhi opposed vaccination against smallpox?
RoyScotalnd:  No i didn’t
Sahib:  It’s in a book on the rise and fall of the Raj I am almost done with.
Sahib:  The man preached passive resistance to Hitler, advising the British people to let the Germans invade and do what they wished
Sahib:  Imagine if he had been facing off against say, the French.
RoyScotalnd:  In this country many parents are aginst the triple mmr injection
Emma:  I have plenty of spuds thanks
Sahib:  Fear of autism?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve advised Emma
Sahib:  Emma, you look very healthy.
YourMoralLeader:  to let me invade and do what I wish
YourMoralLeader:  I’m like Gandhi
Emma:  Invade?
YourMoralLeader:  so to speak
RoyScotalnd:  AYe- thanks to the specious claims of ill-trained epidemioligists
Sahib:  No Luke, if you were like Gandhi, you’d be advising her to let OTHERS invade and do what they wish
YourMoralLeader:  no way jose
Emma:  Your speaking in parables
YourMoralLeader:  i’m like jesus
Emma:  Indeed…
Sahib:  "Invade" is polite talk for "spraying semen along the cervix of said damsel"
YourMoralLeader:  oy ve
YourMoralLeader:  watch it
Emma:  hmmm
YourMoralLeader:  that isn’t what I meant
Emma:  I know
RoyScotalnd:  very astute sahib
Emma:  Someone is just being smart
YourMoralLeader:  i’m sick
Sahib:  Sahib favors smallpox vaccination, unlike Gandhi.
YourMoralLeader:  my HIV is acting up
Sahib:  Sahib also favors industrialization
Emma:  Mentally or physically?
YourMoralLeader:  both
RoyScotalnd:  and howabout interior ddt spraying sahib?
Emma:  Take a nap
Sahib:  Luke suffers from Weltschmerz
Sahib:  The pains and cares of the world weigh heavily upon his sensitive soul
RoyScotalnd:  nme- lebenschmerz!
RoyScotalnd:  on a good day
QuixoticLass:  That’s not what you meant?  what did you mean then?
Sahib:  He meant what I say he meant.  I am Luke’s redactor
Emma:  Lets boogie
YourMoralLeader:  yay
YourMoralLeader:  no spraying
Emma:  lol
Sahib:  One day I will gather this all into a single book – the book of Levi.
Emma:  lol
RoyScotalnd:  nice word that- didn’t know it
Sahib:  As "Luke " is taken
QuixoticLass:  haha
RoyScotalnd:  chapter 501 sahib?
Sahib:  Levi 5/5/08: Invasion is not insemination
Sahib:  It is all very complex
QuixoticLass:  depends on what your definition of the word is is
RoyScotalnd:  is true?
Sahib:  There will be plenty of room for commentators of tomorrow
QuixoticLass:  very Clintonesque argument
RoyScotalnd:  we all redact in different waysom.
Sahib:  There must be a start to it, though
Sahib:  Emma will help me
Emma:  blah
Sahib:  We will each draft a manuscript
Sahib:  Then I will try to stitch them together
RoyScotalnd:  judging by todays commentators- history has little chance of success
Sahib:  In my version, Luke will be "Levi" and in hers, Luke will simply be Luke
Emma:  Bless you
QuixoticLass:  salud
Sahib:  That sneeze was caused by pollen, the male seed of the plants luke eats
Emma:  lol
RoyScotalnd:  gesundheit
Sahib:  Thus one sees a sneeze as parable for vegan gay sex
QuixoticLass:  hahahaha
Sahib:  Nasal rape
Emma:  Dont die
RoyScotalnd:  invasion of the bogey snatchers

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