Monthly Archives: April 2008

Chariots Of Fire

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

At 4:17 pm today, I got an urge to listen to Vangelis while I worked. I clicked on to Chariots of Fire. Suddenly I was back running up the Howell Mountain Road at Pacific Union College (PUC) in the Napa … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged auburn ca, chariots of fire, childhood heroes, danny white, howell mountain, important date, khyl, lockerroom, lying on the couch, napa valley, nasty cold, PUC, randy white, religious community, san francisco 49ers, sportswriter, tom landry, tony dorsett, vangelis, winn, world record | Comments Off

Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing. I like it! You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room. And no, she’s not available. YourMoralLeader: What sorts of things … Continue reading →

Posted in Emma | Tagged answer questions, chat room, desk, Emma, freaks, grass, important things, kangaroo, lmao, lying in the sun, moral certainty, myspace, nbsp, pana, reality show, revelation, sorts, sunbathing, workout | Comments Off

Holly Randall Is Chaim Amalek’s White Whale

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed: From my chat room: palestine4ever: LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM palestine4ever: He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke. palestine4ever: As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually … Continue reading →

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Would You Learn Midrash From This Woman?

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I was looking for a drasha on the Torah from a PhD friend of mine and when I went to her MySpace, I found this pic:

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I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged backup singer, ball of fury, chat room, conversion to judaism, def leppard, Emma, jewish men, money, nbsp, new york dolls, onan, orthodox judaism, pets, playmates, queen bee, stooges, synthesis, Torah, youknow | Comments Off

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