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Category Archives: Personal
I’ve Posted My Tax Returns For The Past Three Years
An accountant says: "Very auditable and very foolish to put this on this website." Hey, when I ran for Moral Leader, I promised my followers 100% accountability. DSC_0001.JPG 24-Mar-2008 23:35 47K DSC_0003.JPG 24-Mar-2008 23:35 51K DSC_0005.JPG 24-Mar-2008 23:35 38K DSC_0006.JPG … Continue reading
‘Thanks to the Lord for giving me this Mexican to water my lawn and blow my leaves away’
I’ve got the Luke Ford Fan Blogger in my live cam chat tonight (then Eliot Stein joined us): CXXX: so how long does luke actually sit on here at night? Wookie: should pull out a belt for s**ts and giggles … Continue reading
I’m Singing ‘Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport’ On My Live Cam
Click here to join Holly Randall in my chat room: guest213: holly randall is lesbian guest210: who gave you that shirt? YHWH: luke what sort of trauma has holly randall experienced YHWH: only you would know susie: i agree with … Continue reading
Come To Me
I’m recreating Studio 54 at the hovel. I’ve imitated Dudley Moore’s get-up in 1978’s Foul Play. I’m setting everything up so the men dance on one side of the hovel and the women on the other. A kosher dress code … Continue reading
‘Your —– Goes Up And Down Like WiFi’
Ding, ding, ding. We’ve got signal! We’ve got a strong signal. Oh no, we were dropped. They turned on their security. Let me go over here. No signal. Hmm. I’ll walk around the neighborhood looking for WiFi. I’m picking up … Continue reading
‘Are You Homeless, Mentally Ill Or Deranged?’
Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine was taking a nap in her crowded car at the LA Public Library on Overland — Rancho Park. A strange man (a high school AP English teacher) approached. "Are you OK?" he asked. "I’m … Continue reading
My Wounded Inner Child
I recently got pushed to articulate why I fear being clingy. (I’m only a tad less lonely and clingy because I have God, but that does make a difference.) Instead of hanging around people and trying to start up conversations, … Continue reading
Performance Anxiety
If you’re being intimate with someone who’s had a lot of partners, it’s common to have performance anxiety. How will you rate with all those who’ve come before you and in all likelihood will come after you? I have severe … Continue reading
How Do I Stay In Such Amazing Shape?
Watch this every morning and you’ll lose your cottage cheese thighs. I’m working out live on my cam: Emma: Something in the milk guest125: what u up to luke Emma: Luke seriously Emma: The music Emma: LMAO! TORCHlight: hahhahahahahahahaaha TORCHlight: … Continue reading
I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad
Live in my cam chat: guest30: Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30: Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30: Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading