‘Are You Homeless, Mentally Ill Or Deranged?’

Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine was taking a nap in her crowded car at the LA Public Library on Overland — Rancho Park.

A strange man (a high school AP English teacher) approached. "Are you OK?" he asked.

"I’m taking a nap," she said.

She scowled.

He came back later. "You look like either you’re homeless, mentally ill or deranged?"

"He has you on all three," I said later.

She replied to the stranger: "No! I’m converting to Judaism. I went to synagogue earlier."

They ended up exchanging phone numbers.

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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