‘Your —– Goes Up And Down Like WiFi’

Ding, ding, ding. We’ve got signal! We’ve got a strong signal.

Oh no, we were dropped.

They turned on their security.

Let me go over here.

No signal.

Hmm. I’ll walk around the neighborhood looking for WiFi.

I’m picking up signal!

Hey! You’re putting on tzitzit! You can’t do that. Do you think any of your Orthodox friends do that when they’re putting on tzitzit?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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