Category Archives: Personal

Under Pressure At Heeb Party

Posted on April 9, 2008 by Luke Ford

Video Stills: Josh Neuman (Heeb publisher and editor) with Beryl, ex-yeshiva bochur Josh Neuman, Beryl Josh Neuman, Beryl Joanna Angel Joanna Angel Joanna Angel Joanna Angel Pinchas, Beryl Pinchas, Beryl Pinchas, Beryl Avital Ash, Beryl Avital Ash, Beryl Avital Ash, … Continue reading →

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I’m On ‘The Insider’ At 7:30 PM PST On KCBS TV

Posted on April 9, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m not sure why and it is a clip of me for a few seconds interviewing someone. It’s not about sex. It’s about blackmail. More on The Insider. From my live cam chat: guest105: luke…just in case you are interested … Continue reading →

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I’m Going To Start Giving Hair Cuts & Facials In My Spare Time So I Can Have Extra Money To Buy Torah Books

Posted on April 9, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’ve been cutting my own hair for the past three months. I just gave myself a severe trim this morning. Come into my cam and give me some feedback. Perhaps I have a future in the beauty profession? A Jew … Continue reading →

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Things You Learn In Chat

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

People from shuls I attend have been coming into my chat room. They know me but I don’t know them. "Doesn’t that drive you crazy?" asked one. "I know who you are but you don’t know who I am." "That’s … Continue reading →

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I Demonstrate And Explain Tefillin To My Cam Audience

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: Russian: Is he checking his blood pressure? untpunt:  ohh yeeaaahhh RussianDragon:  is that bulletproof KhunDiddy:  either that or strapping on a suicide vest Emma:  What is that QuixoticLass:  no, bullets would go through cuntpunt:  its … Continue reading →

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On The Evils Of Gossip

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

I went to a lecture recently on the wickedness of gossip. The rabbi said when we say bad things about people and spread rumors, we tend to do this from a haughty place of looking down on others and rubbishing … Continue reading →

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I’m Going To Compete With The RCC

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

Sure, they’ve got the Rabbinical Council of California, but I’m setting up my own kangaroo court. We’ll be overseeing conversions, business disputes and divorces. We’re going to sponsor beauty contests and add some excitement to Orthodox Judaism. From my live … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam And Spreading Lashon Hara

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

You don’t want to miss this juicy conversation: SmiterOfShvartza:  Ahhh, just the two of us. SmiterOfShvartza:  I wish you were trustworthy SmiterOfShvartza:  if you were, I’d compliment you on the attractiveness of Emma SmiterOfShvartza:  but I am sure you got … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam And Singing ‘Jerusalem’ And ‘Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport’

Posted on April 7, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the conversation. Watch the hymn Jerusalem and the Aussie favorite. There’s an old Australian stockman lying dying and he gets up on his elbow and says to his mates gathered around him… "Let me abos go … Continue reading →

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