I’m not sure why and it is a clip of me for a few seconds interviewing someone. It’s not about sex. It’s about blackmail.
More on The Insider.
guest105: luke…just in case you are interested in knowing that you on the tv show The Insider . It shows about 3 second clip of you interviewing. i live in NY so I have already seen it…you look quite young and handsome….
guest105: it was on today
guest105: unless you do not like to view yourself on the telly
YourMoralLeader: what was it about?
guest105: I forgot the subject matter…but you looked so adorable I forgot why I was watching you
guest105: it wasn’t about sex…but you were riveting… you can watch yourself in about an hour
guest1: luke..in case you ARE interested…the piece on the inside(her) was on hollywood
guest1: blackmail. and you were quoted as saying that you never know when the extortionist will come back to blackmail the hollywood celebrity. you also wore a red tie…
guest1: i also cried when i read your blog on last night’s [Heeb] party…it was heartwrenching
nicholas: I have the flu. I’m very ill. Help me!
guest105: watch luke on tv tonight channel 2 on THE INSIDER… there is a fleeting moment or two of him on an interview…he lookes on hot (and I’m now bothered !!!)
YourMoralLeader: I will pray for you
YourMoralLeader: Emma, this is the famous Luke Ford Fan blogger
Emma: Oh
Emma: Hi
nicholas: Yes pray. That will help.
nicholas: OK
Emma: lmaO luke
nicholas: Not really.
Emma: lol
nicholas: This is a 7 – 10 day flu. I’m at day 4.
nicholas: Are you going to shave soon?
nicholas: It will take 10 years off.
guest105: before the 3 weeks I hope
nicholas: Emma will like you more if you look 35 rather than 45.
Emma: lol He is fine the way he is
guest105: emma should shave too !!!
Emma: lol
nicholas: That’s lovely, Emma.
Emma: my legs are shaved
nicholas: Why do you wear a hair clip?
Emma: Ok why did i say that
nicholas: What time is it Emma?
Emma: I don’t have a clock
nicholas: But it’s late, right?
Emma: Yeah it’s late
Emma: Why?
nicholas: Curious.
Emma: Ok
nicholas: re; Hair clip. Okay. As long as it isn’t a sissy thing.
nicholas: I saw the picture of Maia Lazar from last weekend. She is starting to look a lot like her mother.
nicholas: She didn’t use to look anything like Cathy.
nicholas: Is Emma really just 18?
Emma: How did you know?
nicholas: I don’t think you really are 18! You’re trying to trick Luke.
nicholas: Also I don’t believe the picture he posted of you is real.
Emma: Thats your choice
nicholas: It’s all too good to be true.
Emma: Maybe im a figmant of everyones imagination
nicholas: 18. Beautiful. Intelligent.
nicholas: Funny.
nicholas: You are going to break Luke’s heart.
nicholas: Emma, are you Jewish?
Emma: How would I do that?
Emma: I’m not Jewish.
nicholas: But you could convert, right?
guest107: you’re an expert on tefilin emma
guest107: your explanation earlier was beautiful
Emma: Nope wikipedia is 107
guest107: nice cute and paste then!
guest107: cut
guest107: cute cut!
Emma: lol
guest107: luke can i make a haircut appt?
guest107: are you booked solid?
guest107: do you do nails too?
guest107: I need a pedi
guest107: we are all coming over to give you a shave
guest107: ambush
guest108: To where are we being led?
guest107: to bed
guest107: wed 1st
guest107: chupa then shtupa
guest108: Are you a beautiful Asian woman ?
guest107: al pee our Moral Leader shlita
guest108: Are you a descendant of the Kaifeng Jewish community?
guest108: Matteo Ricci, the Jesuit chanced upon the Kaifeng Jews
guest108: Why don’t more Jews study the Ladino Pentateuch?
MaeWest: Howdy boys.
guest108: Are those real?
MaeWest: 100%
MaeWest: Silicone is for toys and silicon is for transistors
guest108: I don’t believe it
MaeWest: What you shouldn’t believe are the rumors
guest108: Sorry, but I lack the faith
MaeWest: Get thee to a church and get some
guest107: how about my shaitel?
MaeWest: Shaitels are for bald men
MaeWest: What’s a shaitel?
guest107: or satmar women
guest107: wig
guest107: share your snack luke
MaeWest: This man seems to have a black pancake on his head
guest108: Who are the Brehr [?] hasidim?
guest107: breastlover
guest108: Any news on them?
guest107: breslover
MaeWest: Any news on the Pixie hasidim?
guest108: Do they have a branch in NY and a member named Aaron Goldberg?
MaeWest: I hear the sounds of small animals coming from this room
MaeWest: chirps
MaeWest: Are there bats in there that we can’t see?
Emma: Lol your seeing things
MaeWest: I’m hearing things
guest108: Getting sound but you are frozen, Luke
MaeWest: A frozen man is a hard man, and if that’s what it takes, that’s what it takes
guest108: Thanks for the info on the Breslover hasidim
guest107: time to change the towel luke
Emma: Rightio I’m off
YourMoralLeader: bye emma
Emma: gnight
Emma: xxx
MaeWest: Why is it that whenever I come here this fellow is eating?
MaeWest: Then he goes to the bathroom, we hear toilet sounds, and he never gains weight
guest108: Seems to me that th mitnagdim have some good points
guest107: whistle
guest107: blow bubbles
MaeWest: Now I’m top gal
guest107: I miss Emma 🙁
MaeWest: Emma is a mere child
guest107: royal wave
MaeWest: I’m all woman
MaeWest: A woman with strong opinions and even stronger odors
guest107: p.u.
YourMoralLeader: I feel an emptiness
MaeWest: They are called pheremones
guest107: deep inside
guest108: Existential loneliness is what you feel
guest107: another slice will fill you up
MaeWest: What is the volume of food you eat?
MaeWest: You are always always eating
guest107: more then a kezeis?
guest108: Even a happily married man experiences it
guest107: nice spread
MaeWest: I can see you eating a box of macaroons
User MaeWest changed their name to HymenRoth.
guest107: chunky or smooth?
HymenRoth: Passover food ain’t cheap
User guest108 changed their name to MoeGreene.
HymenRoth: That’s why it is important for those of you with fine homes to invite Luke over for his meals
guest107: tam tams are very expensive
HymenRoth: Inflation is back. So is recession. So is stagflation. Can disco be far behind?
guest107: where’s the green tea to wash that down?
guest107: disco is in your behind?
HymenRoth: fres fres fres
MoeGreene: Mrs. Ellen G. White said we shouldn’t drink tea
guest107: bentch, bentch, bentch
HymenRoth: Moe, can I buy you out?
MoeGreene: I was in this town when you were jerking off in a movie theatre
HymenRoth: I was working with your father when you were a stain on his pants
guest107: watch the crumbs Luke
HymenRoth: he laughs over nothing
guest107: what are we listening to?
MoeGreene: No, I’m not buy
guest107: borei pri haetz
MoeGreene: Mrs. Ellen G White said we should eat only two meals a day
MoeGreene: And nothing between meals
MoeGreene: Not even a peanut
MoeGreene: Also, she said we should not eat before going to bed
HymenRoth: I’ll bet this fellow listens to lots of Wagner when the cam is off.
MoeGreene: She wrote a book on the evils of masturbation
HymenRoth: He seems the type.
HymenRoth: An Eliot Spitzer type, too.
MoeGreene: describing it as "solitary vice" or "secret vice."
guest110: 3 for $1
HymenRoth: Your life is one big set of parties
HymenRoth: One after another
guest110: learn talmud @ the party
HymenRoth: Avoid the Heebs; everyone hates them
HymenRoth: Just a bunch of sneering hipsters
MoeGreene: Ever eaten Jackfruit?
HymenRoth: Adults who pretend that they are still kids.
HymenRoth: Who needs them?
User guest107 left the room.
HymenRoth: Talmud, talmud is for real men
User guest105 left the room.
MoeGreene: Vegetarians should visit, and, if possible, live in countries with tropical climates
guest110: baba kama sutra…excellent !!! love it!
MoeGreene: The abundance of delicious fruit and vegetables is superior to other places
HymenRoth: The talmud give the Jew an unparalleled view of the Arab mind
MoeGreene: Although I have been unable to follow my own advice
MoeGreene: Isn’t giving others advice and not following it oneself typical of religious people?
guest110: is that y you gave yourself a haircut today?
guest110: for the party?
guest110: you really need to trim the back
guest110: what brand of floss?
guest110: glide?
MoeGreene: What type of floss are you using?
guest110: ponytail
MoeGreene: My own preference is Tom’s
guest110: mint?
MoeGreene: Yes, Tom’s Mint
guest110: you can wax poetically
guest110: wax on wax off
MoeGreene: Luke, How about finding a roommate and moving into Park LaBrea?
guest110: or… move to the tar pits
Kate: working out today luke
MoeGreene: Yes, I’m sure you do
MoeGreene: But is it legal?
guest110: no he ran out of grape juice
Kate: ok lol
guest110: he can’t excerise
Kate: green tea?
guest110: your in a gr8 mood man
guest110: party hearty
